Who are these people? They look like they're on a naughties club night with Mr Blobby as their dodgy promoter.
Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook
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I'm not sure if this helps but I had a lovely quiche for lunch.
Sainsbos, about £3.50. Was lush.
Why is Wiley Riley posing like an early 90s white rapper?
Is it wrong of me to say that I thought 3 of these women could be Morgana Robinson? 2 of them in character.
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I had best substitute ever in my shopping this week.After all this quiche chat…I added one to my Deliveroo order today…which they didn’t have, but sent a replacement. Which was…..Lemon Drizzle Cake- I guess all baked goods are interchangeable. Another quiche-less day for me…..
I ordered a pack of small flags in my regular delivery. I'm not particularly Royalist but I do accept it is a part of history and I have my family over to watch next Saturday. I'm not one to put the bunting out but I thought it would be nice for my grandchildren to wave a little flag whilst we watch on telly. Not planning on quiche but there may be a trifle.
Anyway, my flags got substituted for..... a pack of envelopes.
The mind boggles.
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I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
"You just call out my name..."
I've felt queasy ever since.
THAT MAN really gets food. His passion is a joy to behold.
Having just done some forensic mithering over the BEAUTIFUL lasagne cruelly inflicted on care leavers, it appears that that was the one that guest created after digitally defiling a ready meal version as the Wayback Machine first captured the life hacks section of the Children’s Commissioner‘s website in March this year.
Have those kids not suffered enough?
Have those kids not suffered enough?
@MooBelle envelopes instead of flags sounds like a project for Crafty Jack and her deluxe packs of felt markers. Colour the envelopes with red and blue stripes, attach them to leftover teaspoons and voila! Coronation flags ahoy!
(Of course, by the time Jack herself got around to doing this, the flags might be ready in time for Prince George 's coronation. Maybe.)
(Of course, by the time Jack herself got around to doing this, the flags might be ready in time for Prince George 's coronation. Maybe.)
It’s on her website too from Jan 4 2018 but she doesn’t mention a thing about care leavers, or anyone else for that matter- other than the people in raptures on Instagram
Ultimate Lasagne, 40p [VG/V/DF]
This beautiful lasagne barely needs an introduction, as when I posted it on my Instagram last month, it received rapturous demands for the recipe. Good things come to those who wait, and her…
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Though interestingly, she doesn’t mention fingerbanging it on her blog. I think she invented that for Guardian readers.
Ready Meal Revolution: Ready meal lasagne, 75p, vs home made free range pork lasagne, 69p.
So I’m home from a much-needed rest in Brighton and back in the kitchen with my sleeves rolled up… One of the most popular dishes I’ve been asked to take on is the humble lasagne …
cookingonabootstrap.com
This is actually the promotional poster for LJC's new Channel4 game show "Adversity".
Contestants are each given a crumpled fiver and have 30 seconds to dash round Bournemouth 114th Scouts' jumble sale for a complete outfit.
The winner gets to take home a flattering wide pleather belt (choice of mustard or fuchsia) from Gok Wan's 2023 "Tighten It" collection.
There is a guardian video somewhere of Jack trying to 'beat the ready meal' making lasagne. It's as awful and completely pointless as you'd expect.It’s on her website too from Jan 4 2018 but she doesn’t mention a thing about care leavers, or anyone else for that matter- other than the people in raptures on Instagram
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It’s not the “ready meal” one she plunged her grubby grabbers into for the Guardian- that’s this one on her blog. Spoilering as the thought she’s inserted her grim mitt into the one on the left is giving me the heave really badlyUltimate Lasagne, 40p [VG/V/DF]
This beautiful lasagne barely needs an introduction, as when I posted it on my Instagram last month, it received rapturous demands for the recipe. Good things come to those who wait, and her…
View attachment 2139853Funnily enough the Guardian didn’t go with the fingers-inserted version
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Though interestingly, she doesn’t mention fingerbanging it on her blog. I think she invented that for Guardian readers.
View attachment 2139855Don’t know about y’all but I just LOVE it when my food “seeps”. YUM!
View attachment 2139859Conclusion: guest should just STAY AWAY from pasta. Not even just Sex Pasta. All pasta. LEAVE ALL PASTA ALONE! View attachment 2139864View attachment 2139861Ready Meal Revolution: Ready meal lasagne, 75p, vs home made free range pork lasagne, 69p.
So I’m home from a much-needed rest in Brighton and back in the kitchen with my sleeves rolled up… One of the most popular dishes I’ve been asked to take on is the humble lasagne …
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Ugh! The photos are bad enough- I’m not sure I could face a video as well
Leggy must have been desperate to get it on with guest if this was the state of the carbonara guest was “creating” a mere month before she was dishing up the real life Come to Bed Sex Pasta Carbonara of Seduction to Ol Legster. Like, WTF am I even looking at here? It’s…so wrong. And the is the “styled” version
Well. Wow. I cannot stop looking at this picture, the more you look the more you see
That Suit. The Boots. In fact, every outfit is a delight, little surprises on each one. Ooh LJC looks nice… hang on, why’s she got trainers on? Why is everyone posing like they’re trying to fit into a selfie shot? It really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Like a car crash, innit.Well. Wow. I cannot stop looking at this picture, the more you look the more you see
I’m sure it’s been mithered before, but I’ve now seen more pics of Linda Riley than any human should be subjected to, and have previously thought she was pulling a Frank Spencer “hmmm, Betty” face. But it’s just dawned on me that may actually be her face. Can anyone confirm or deny? I would go looking for other pics of her but honestly, I want to try and enjoy the Bank Holiday. Thanks for all you do, canal.
I read the hashtag as Masterchefrau and got rather excited.
In other news, I had drinks with a guy who went to Eton
the other night, and he didn't understand the quiche thing either, because "who eats quiche?".Perhaps this quiche will bring an end to the class war at last?
YouTube exposes tend to cover people who are active on YouTube, using their own footage as evidence. Video just isn't her medium, which is of course hysterical since she thinks she could be a television presenter. She barely posts there, other than that truly bizarre fever dream cartoon filtered footage of her mimicking the actions of a cook.
Guest cannot make a lasagne, or even a pastitsio, despite being GREEK (I still remember her pontificating about how her dusty/mummified ancestors would faint over her 90% vegan version)
The girl in the blue suit is annoying me immensely. I have no idea who she is, but I just know she’s going to be offended by EVERYTHING.
There's something very Edwardian Patriarch in her response to criticism. She either ignores the ungrateful povs trying to damage her standing in the Colonial Club or has a periodical outburst of shimmering self-righteousness resulting in a lecture about How Much I Do. She never engages in good faith and says 'how so' or 'I don't understand'.
The lefty voices who continue to grown on twitter engage and argue their point without taking it personal, (i don't like them but Ash Sarkar and Aaron Bastini very good at this) and that's why they get the gigs. Jack is utterly incapable of this. She calls all engagement that doesn't kiss her scrawny ass trolling and the only weapon in her arsenal is banging the drum of her supposedly flawless and perfect intentions. And that's why her account and profile is stagnating like a 3 inch deep neglected pond.
The lefty voices who continue to grown on twitter engage and argue their point without taking it personal, (i don't like them but Ash Sarkar and Aaron Bastini very good at this) and that's why they get the gigs. Jack is utterly incapable of this. She calls all engagement that doesn't kiss her scrawny ass trolling and the only weapon in her arsenal is banging the drum of her supposedly flawless and perfect intentions. And that's why her account and profile is stagnating like a 3 inch deep neglected pond.
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