Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[hoopdedoo]

Bless you @UnPickled for your hard and definitely forensic quiche work. I'm glad there were enough salvageable extra ingredients for you to have a proper edible lunch.

Re the tweet from Big L about Guest attending the diversity awards, and the reference to the Carole King lyric - sorry, but when I saw the line about always being there when she called, all I could think of was another context in which you would call someone's name, as in "ooh, baby, oooh yes". Send brain and ear bleachos.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Why did her quiche have to be spinach and cheese, spinach can be pricey enough whereas onions are cheap and go further when properly dice( pet!) I used to buy my eldest one when he was younger. He has since gone off them.

I think z Jack could have made it even thriftier by replacing the lard and spread with oil saved from cans at sardines.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Thanks for the Hellsite ss. Wow, I guess these aren't the normal anti-guest squigs at all. Talk about misreading the room...

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Can you imagine how confusing it must be being guest's parents? I think of Dave and his wee bobble head looking at the newspaper or Twitter one day and saying to Evelyn

"Did you know our daughter was a Liverpool fan?"

"Did you know I shot a cannon down a residential street for the Platty Joobs?"

"Did you know we'd fostered 18,000 kids?"

 

[Boogs]

Personal experience of quiche.

I didn't even know what a quiche was until I got married in 2009, I was born in 79.

Until then it was all crispy pancakes, chips and fish fingers...

Jack's quiche reminds me of her yogurt, it's basically mold anyway.

I remember my friend cooking me crispy pancakes and oven chips one day when we we were kids trying to feel grown up. They were still partially frozen and I was too polite to not eat the whole plate. I’d still prefer that over guests quiche (or any of her recipes).
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Can you imagine how confusing it must be being guest's parents? I think of Dave and his wee bobble head looking at the newspaper or Twitter one day and saying to Evelyn

"Did you know our daughter was a Liverpool fan?"

"Did you know I shot a cannon down a residential street for the Platty Joobs?"

"Did you know we'd fostered 18,000 kids?"

Bloody hell Ev, I’m apparently a Marxist Leninist who looks like George Michael.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Can you imagine how confusing it must be being guest's parents? I think of Dave and his wee bobble head looking at the newspaper or Twitter one day and saying to Evelyn

"Did you know our daughter was a Liverpool fan?"

"Did you know I shot a cannon down a residential street for the Platty Joobs?"

"Did you know we'd fostered 18,000 kids?"

Where are my humiliating trousers?

In other news when are we going to stop talking about quiche I hate it and even the thought of it makes me want to vom.

 

[inksmear]

Big Dave shooting a cannon down a residential street for the platty jobs will never not be funny. I don’t know why but every single time someone on here refers to it I literally laugh out loud.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

In other news when are we going to stop talking about quiche I hate it and even the thought of it makes me want to vom.

oh god babe same! I’ve been trying to play along, I have, but I really can’t bloody stand it. Anything cold with egg in nope. I reckon we’re probably stuck with it till about mid-afternoon on the 7th, going by when the trifle dropped off the radar for the general public.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

oh god babe same! I’ve been trying to play along, I have, but I really can’t bloody stand it. Anything cold with egg in nope. I reckon we’re probably stuck with it till about mid-afternoon on the 7th, going by when the trifle dropped off the radar for the general public.

Maybe we can code name it to help you disassociate. How about Quap. Blending both the word quiche, with how this went, crap.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Can't wait to read Jack's humble brag tweets that her Leninist-Marxist landlord dad pledged allegiance to the King - while wearing his medals and saluting the tv 🥹

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

The weather forecast for tomorrow is a little bit of rain, some more rain, a bit less rain, a bit more rain, then dry in the evening. Do we think Jack Monroe is gonna be up the front of the May Day March with Mick Lynch? Or would the rain aggravate her ouchy shoulders and everything?



oh god I would love to see Mick Lynch make mincemeat of her and her cosplaying (that would be metaphorical mincemeat, Jack - I don’t want you DEAD, I just want you to stop bullshitting and grifting xx)

 

[Mr Krabs]

Where are my humiliating trousers?

In other news when are we going to stop talking about quiche I hate it and even the thought of it makes me want to vom.

I’m not keen on quiche chat because I got nasty food poisoning from it once. Apparently my aunt didn’t know you had to refrigerate it. Weirdly I don’t mind a frittata though.

 

[kachoochoo]

do I give a tit about this bleeping coronation and all associated quiches?

will I be glued to the coverage with probably a lidl deluxe quiche (lorraine. there'll be no peas here) and waiting with baited breath for big d to show up with his gun and medals and probs taking this pledge of allegiance?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Big Dave shooting a cannon down a residential street for the platty jobs will never not be funny. I don’t know why but every single time someone on here refers to it I literally laugh out loud.

Can we stop talking about big Dave shooting his cannon. We have seen the results of when he did this 35 (or maybe 45) years ago so let’s avoid all talk of this.
WARNED!

Also can people stop capitalising guest.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Awkwaaaaaard.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Best ever tin filing cookbook is 31,391 on the amazon chart. 305th in restaurant cookbooks. 304 books above a book that was released only this year. Wow. Success follows our plucky Quap maiden wherever she goes now. There's one used on there for £4.51. Postage on a small parcel is £2.99 second class now. Add in a bag or box cost. So someone is looking to offload it for not much more than a feeling of freedom it would appear.

ETA postage is £2.80 on top. Probably need the extra for the public liability policy if it's still got the hammer and saw craft opportunities.

 

[Toffee finger]

I’ll have to ask my mum secret sources to keep their ears open next weekend for any Big D cannon noises!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Awkwaaaaaard.

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Omg bless her the LJC has come prepared to do a runner if she encountered a) guest or b) a near fatal degree of static shock off Linda’s red velour number

2nd omg - it’s Patreon payday tomorrow guys for those who celebrate! Or more accurately the start of, update will come on the 2nd once the 24 hours of losses has finished. Would expect to see the first drop ~7am, she opened the month on 456 so anything under that is the net loss she deserves

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Awkwaaaaaard.

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That’s quite something. Don’t see many lineups where not a single person is wearing something I would even slightly consider wearing. More importantly, why is Linda rubbing her thighs like Vic Reeves in all of these photos?

 

[pumbilical cord]

Omg bless her the LJC has come prepared to do a runner if she encountered a) guest or b) a near fatal degree of static shock off Linda’s red velour number

2nd omg - it’s Patreon payday tomorrow guys for those who celebrate! Or more accurately the start of, update will come on the 2nd once the 24 hours of losses has finished. Would expect to see the first drop ~7am, she opened the month on 456 so anything under that is the net loss she deserves

I swear allegiance to your forensic number mithering!