Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking

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glubby

I wonder how long her ‘buying things ban’ is going to last. I bet she’s already ordered another six Cotswold sideboards since she sent that tweet.
Also those tin candles look dire, impractical, and a waste of everyone’s time. This is the type of thing she considers as part of her 100 hour work week, whereas to anyone in the real world it’s just pointless fannying around. Nobody wants to decorate their house with literal trash, Jack. Just like nobody wants to sand down an old tuna can to make an egg ring.
 
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mince

REVELATION: LIT CANDLES LOOK NICE AROUND A BATH.

Also, massive opportunity for painstaking/ly lost. Never has someone been so off their game whilst simultaneously 100% on it.

Solid day campaigning for the povs there, Jackie. You can take the evening off.
 
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SweetTransvestite

Country Bumpkin said:
Nicely blackened soot stained tin can candle holder anyone? Lovely gift for mums day. Just punch a few holes in an old tin can, drop in a tealight and your good to go
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Jack, a plaited, double knotted wick in a freshly washed milk bottle topped up with petrol also makes for a good alternative if you can't scrape any more wax from a spent Jo Malone that your ex might have left

#sweetiettoptips
 
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Mr Krabs

I’m sure we’ve seen tealighters in old tins from her before. Tried to find a photo of it but found some vintage 2015 Jack instead. The bandana!

 
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Witchfinder Sargeant

Why does she insist on abusing perfectly good items by putting them to a use for which they were not intended? Don't use your screwdrivers as awls, you'll damage them and if it slips, you could damage yourself. She is so thoughtless and irresponsible.

 
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ChickenPorridge

She's obviously trying to set herself some social media boundaries by coming BACK and being all nice then staying off for a day. We are laughing.

OT: I thought Manchego was that grim old porn star the things I learn on this thread
 
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TheCat'sMother

If I didn't know better, I'd say she's put the Tin Can Deathtrap tweet up to provoke appalled reactions from people.

Then she'd have carte blanche to go up like a rocket.
 
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noweverythingsucks



She asked someone if they're OK! You must all be right about the PR training. Thankfully she still dropped in some mememe bollocks about fire service training so we know it's her.
 
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FrumpyCat

A holiday in America - how exciting, Jack's son must have had a lovely time! I wonder if Jack took him to Disney World? - I bet he found it magical! What a story to tell his friends!

Oh, hang on,. Sorry, I am sure he had a nice time at his dad's
 
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FlowerOfTheEast

Jelly Bean said:
Jack did say it in a tweet.
I'll try to find it. It was all to do with rumours or something and she thought she was being very clever and satirical no doubt.
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Here it is, the really makes you think origin story. Never not funny.
 
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lilykestrel

noweverythingsucks said:
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She asked someone if they're OK! You must all be right about the PR training. Thankfully she still dropped in some mememe bollocks about fire service training so we know it's her.
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I'm a hawk around open flames, she says, after posting an image of a tin can candle with a flame sputtering above the rim of the receptacle that does not look bloody safe
 
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Feck

It's OK, lads, she's a hawk about open flames. Doesn't think to highlight the obvious health & safety aspect to her followers, though. What an absolute danger she really is.
 
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Sweetpea2

Jesus....she has too much time on her hands...sorry but who has time to spend an afternoon making that shit?! Pffft!
 
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Mr Krabs

Jack Monroe has the same initials as Jamie Moliver. Makes u think.
 
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mince

Feck said:
It's OK, lads, she's a hawk about open flames. Doesn't think to highlight the obvious health & safety aspect to her followers, though. What an absolute danger she really is.
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Our baby’s getting so close to a reasonable, empathic response. Sniff. Nearly *so proud*.

(eta: that’s supposed to be a bad crossing out, btw, not a bad highlighting.)
 
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