Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking

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Yep, looks like a burn mark on the worktop to me too.

And the delightful honk of burning plastic in the bathroom is sooooo relaxing.

Also, with metal being an excellent conductor of heat, it won't just be the top of the tin can that will be "toastie".

Haven't our overstretched A & E units got enough to do besides attending to 1st degree burns on Jackie's simpletons? Give me strength...
 
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She's not too good at this decluttering malarkey is she? Look at all that... well, clutter in the background.

I love having candles lit that have black smoke swirling off them. Creates such a relaxing ambience.
 
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Wooden countertops plus hot hot metal and shitloads of counter clutter shoved in the corner. What could go wrong?
 
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Is Jack trying to reposition herself as a crafts maven? Yet another one of the desperate career paths of washed-up no-talent former celebrities (see: Tori Spelling).
 
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Nicely blackened soot stained tin can candle holder anyone? Lovely gift for mums day. Just punch a few holes in an old tin can, drop in a tealight and your good to go
 
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What a phenomenal waste of time AND they look shit as well as being a fire hazard.

ETA She's also essentially just admitted she's spent the afternoon making crap. The squigs are absolutely blind to it!
 
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And if she was meant to be moving last month, but it got delayed due to new landlord or whatever, why wasn't the "heckin big declutter" all done? Really makes you think
 
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Oh god are we getting Grifty Kitchen 2: Tin Candle Bugaloo?
 
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