And those cheap suits make her look like a first offender.
Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.
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Jack should never be left to dress herself.
Well I’m glad it was really cheap and gave you a boost, Jack. You know, given that you were on the bones of your arse, “coming out as skint”, couldn’t pay your rent and on the bleeping beg on Patreon and PayPal the month before…
In all honesty I have no idea what the hell she’s trying to say. I just thought it was amusing that she was on that gloss page for months around this time going on about lipsticks and dates and pillow fights teehee, while on Twitter she’s trying to look like a lesbian stereotype.
Wonder what could have brought around this change?
from that blog post:
My audience consists of ex-military men teaching themselves to cook for the first time after decades of being served their dinners. Single mums at childrens centres taking twelve week courses that I have written, to teach the basics of shopping on a budget, planning, cooking, and making the most of whatever happens to be in the cupboard or, increasingly, the food bank parcel
She wrote a 3 month course for single mums? The quarterhack?
Oh my days the entitlement is just something else
. Also, how does one ‘come out’ as disabled or vegan?! 
forgive me if I missed it, but did anyone outside of tattle ever ask her what she actually did in these 80/100/120 hour weeks? Because it looks like her full time job was tweeting, buying make up, putting it on and posting on Facebook.
She's BUSY working tirelessly, gently, softly behind the scenes. You wouldn't understand. Oh, and if you ask her you are blocked.
Sorry if you've told us before and I've missed it but WHAT WERE THEY LIKE??
Like this?Oh my days the entitlement is just something else
I know it’s there to represent Jack’s snowflake persona but that
has deceased me.
Pic1: playing dress up in dad's wardrobe
Pic2: kids first day on work experience
Pic 3: the lever arch files of death
Pic4: watched too much Matt Smith as the doctor
re the hammock and potential blackfishing. she does have an olive undertone to her skin and she could maybe go that dark just sunbathing
but i just think she fiddled with the contrast on her phone in that pic
also, wasn't that photo how we got the "she's the rachel dolezal of poverty" thread title? that one was my fave ever
but i just think she fiddled with the contrast on her phone in that pic
also, wasn't that photo how we got the "she's the rachel dolezal of poverty" thread title? that one was my fave ever
That thread was before my time but I get very strong Rachel Dolezal vibes from our Smol Pixie. Although Rachel ended up being charged with actual welfare fraud after posting about her book advance on SM lol (I believe she pled out).re the hammock and potential blackfishing. she does have an olive undertone to her skin and she could maybe go that dark just sunbathing
but i just think she fiddled with the contrast on her phone in that pic
also, wasn't that photo how we got the "she's the rachel dolezal of poverty" thread title? that one was my fave ever
Oh, good question. It's been 7 months since I saw them, but they definitely stood out (and not in a particularly good way)...
I think they were all studio portrait-style. Mostly black & white, had a bit of a sub-GNVQ Photography feel to them, as if they'd been taken by someone who'd done the first couple of weeks of an "Introduction to Studio Lighting" module before dropping out.
I don't think I've seen any of them since - I've wondered if they were perhaps leftovers from various Diva.pdf shoots, or possibly taken by SB's dad? They didn't look like any normal Tinder profile pic, at any rate.
ETA: I remember the thing that struck me most initially was how different her hair was in each of them... though it doesn't really surprise me now that I've seen how many different styles she's had since then....
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I’m same age as Jack and I did it so I don’t think she’s lying on this
I’m staying in a holiday cottage with NO CARPETS, am I accidentally on pov holiday? Send cashos quick to [email protected]
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Now, I might be colourblind but that doesn’t look like SAINSBURY’S BASICS ORANGE LIVERY to me.
Further, I’m no expert, just a humble Jackie Collins fan who’s never even made dessert for BILL NIGHY (hangs head In mortification), but it also looks to me as if a switched on LIGHTBULB might be in play here too…
ETA I think we’ve discovered her “Police Friend” back there behind the sink too.
Still looks like she needs a wash, #grubby
Huh. Maybe Jacks identifying as non binary is because she bought all the women’s clothes and couldn’t resist moving on to the men’s too?? DOUBLE SHOPPING HURRAH!
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That was mine! And no, it was ages before that can’t remember what triggered it haha.re the hammock and potential blackfishing. she does have an olive undertone to her skin and she could maybe go that dark just sunbathing
but i just think she fiddled with the contrast on her phone in that pic
also, wasn't that photo how we got the "she's the rachel dolezal of poverty" thread title? that one was my fave ever
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