Haha! I like Toff for what it's worth. Completely transparent about having a ghostwriter help her with her books etc, unlike many so called zeleb authors...shame Jack turned one down hehe.
Haha! I like Toff for what it's worth. Completely transparent about having a ghostwriter help her with her books etc, unlike many so called zeleb authors...shame Jack turned one down hehe.I can’t watch that election date thing. I’m a right ol’ lefty wanker who would happily knit my own yogurt and publicly wear green cords. Making Toff seem like an idiot to me should be eassssssy for Jack. I’m predisposed to think she’s wrong. Yet I know if I watch it, Jack will annoy me so much that I’ll come away signing up for a local hunt and weekly sneering at benefit claimant classes.
Lol it is legit one of my aneurysms about her stupid “crying cos jam had gone up sixpence” story in Feb 2022 that she wasn’t even buying the fucking jam back in THE POV, just being thick as pigshit about price increases.from “I didn’t have the six p for jam” to “I was buying sideboards for £300, then ordering another”, (while laughing)
Saw a heron in the Tesco car park yesterday and now I feel like I should have tried to sniff it. As you were.
Ninnies it is imperatIve not to consume liquid beverages whilst tattling, we would hate to lose any of you, or for you to require a trip to a&e
I still like the reason she gave for turning down a TV seriesHaha! I like Toff for what it's worth. Completely transparent about having a ghostwriter help her with her books etc, unlike many so called zeleb authors...shame Jack turned one down hehe.
Dearest, are you Snow White, perchance?Saw a grey heron, hand-fed three robins and had a jackdaw land on my foot today. Can’t confirm any smells
Not meaning to traumatise you further tenderstem, but what about those jack fish that'll swim up your watnots if you have a pissI haven’t had a thread title nom in so long. Stop breathing. Can’t do this anymore etc etc.
I’m not looking for a pic of it because it’s gross (and fish freak me out so this thread is already a horror) but Jack is one of those parasite fish that attach to a larger fish’s tongue. They replace the fish’s tongue and leech off of it until it dies. I can think of no better metaphor for Jack’s relationships.
Sounds nearly as painful as listening to Jack singNot meaning to traumatise you further tenderstem, but what about those jack fish that'll swim up your watnots if you have a pissand a sandwichin the Amazon?
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I cannot believe that Jack immortalized this traumatic event in stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”. What a sicko.Not meaning to traumatise you further tenderstem, but what about those jack fish that'll swim up your watnots if you have a pissand a sandwichin the Amazon?
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she could have skipped, the fags, booze snow vape expensive makeup, designer clothes, doc martens etc etcLol it is legit one of my aneurysms about her stupid “crying cos jam had gone up sixpence” story in Feb 2022 that she wasn’t even buying the fucking jam back in THE POV, just being thick as pigshit about price increases.
Sounds nearly as painful as listening to Jack sing
Faarrrrckin 'ell.... Poor OHI cannot believe that Jack immortalized this traumatic event in stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”. What a sicko.
(yooooooo-REEEEEEE-thruuuuuhhhh)
I HEARD IT!!!!View attachment 1912138
Please tell me I'm not the only one who hears "head to the crack of the Pumble"
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