The total lack of enthusiasm is quite something. Usually people who have written a book about something are passionate about it or at least professional enough to familiarise themselves with contents before speaking about it. She's just so 'will this do' about everything unless she's banging on about her suffering during THE POVERTY or whatever absurd lies she's concocted to make herself seem halfway interesting.I’ve never actually watched this before. Blimey. She’s just awful. And now we’re seeing more and more about how unprofessional and unreliable she’s been for years, I am left astounded that anyone has been giving her any paid gigs whatsoever. There’s no justice in this world, is there?
BIB - Thread title!!! Yes I know it's too early but DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING?She wants to be tank girl, but ends up as twonk girl.
Southern doughballGiven that it has rained 147 days out of the last 150 here, and the whole of Ayrshire, Lanarkshire and Dunbartonshire are slowly sinking into the mud...I'd gently, sweetly, softly advise against it. I met two men coming off the West Highland Way at Milngavie the other day, and they were genuinely traumatised by how grim the conditions were (the warm winter means what is normally frozen ground, easy to walk on, is a boggy slog) .
And these lads were experienced walkers and wild-campers, not a southern doughball who claims to have arthritis and has never gone wild camping in her life, nevermind wild camping with an unhappy child, a rambunctious dog, and 35mm of rain per hour landing atop her head. Good lord, I think that if Mountain Rescue had to go out and save them they would probably charge her with wasting time and resources, just like they did those eejits who attempted Ben Nevis in flip-flops.
(Seriously though, there is no solid ground left in Scotlands' Central Belt, the mud has consumed us all, please send help, rubber dinghies and dry socks. )
Really makes you think.In this DRAMATIC PAUSE from Twitter, I have watched the scabby-clothed Edinburgh talk again. The mask slips SO QUICKLY at around 10 minutes (you only have to watch the minute) when SHE WASNT EXPECTING TO BE ASKED THIS
Yep. I call my cats Ninnies all the time and if some of someone is doing bad driving I am less likely to call them a prick and more likely to say “oh dear, are you doing a chaos!”YES! I have to fight the urge to call my pals Tenderstems as I wish them to Go Well. One day I’ll crack like Jack fighting the urge to sing to a captive crowd.
now fuck off.
You're right! He does look like Tom and he doesn't exactly look enthralled doesn't he?That's the fella from Gimme Gimme Gimme on the left and a Jack Doppelganger in glasses in the middle. The other 2 look like they're in the wrong room and are too polite to get up and leave.
James Dreyfus is not the sort of person to be a fan of Jackio and her nonsense. He is GC, to start with.You're right! He does look like Tom and he doesn't exactly look enthralled doesn't he?
From the past, but I actually feel like an evangelical Christian platform is exactly the sort of place where Jack gets most bang for her buck out of her lies. The more extravagant the "sinful" past, the more impact it has when it's "redeemed" (in whatever form: AA, NA, committing your life to Jesus etc.), and therefore the more attention you get; but you are also not likely to get a lot of pushback on the story because everyone thinks it's marvellous that you're on the straight and narrow again.It's quite a performance to lie like that on an evangelical Christian platform, especially if that's your own background.
After writing that I realised that "doughball" is a specifically West of Scotland bit of slang, whoops!
Lol weirdly it’s that journalist Rosamund Irwin who completely had the measure of Jack in 2017.Did she write that?
Surely the closet Nazi is his Norn Irn tory wife’s ma? Nana Joan managed to marry a foreign.All that and she's a closet Nazi according to Big D. Quite the family indeed!
I was assuming Nazi Nan was from the DIRE ROASTIES branch of the family tree, rather than his own MaI get the distinct impression that Nazi Nan was a bit disapproving of Big D and Big E's strict Christian household. The younger Jack may have found her place as a bit of a refuge from righteousness, which is probably why Big D appears to hate her.
All Nans are interchangeable!Surely the closet Nazi is his Norn Irn tory wife’s ma? Nana Joan managed to marry a foreign.
The 2017 interview is quite something. Amongst the other gems (failing at being a lesbian… well no sh*t! You don’t say!), I hadn’t appreciated Jack claimed to have been an alcoholic but also to have recovered from alcoholism as far back as that.Lol weirdly it’s that journalist Rosamund Irwin who completely had the measure of Jack in 2017.
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
But was a lot more effusive about her in 2015. Article contains the dreaded clit clams. WARNED
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a familywww.standard.co.uk
To be fair I’m practically Karl Marx until Jack appears, and then my views go to the right of ThatcherI reckon Nazi Nan is innocent. She probably just gets fed up when they come round to visit and starts saying wild stuff like 'Hitler was totes amazeballs' to get them to leave in protest. I don't think I could handle Big Dave and Jack at the same time especially if there was a gold trifle on the go.
I've never understood why she plays coy with her voting (a sample is these screenies from the above article.)Lol weirdly it’s that journalist Rosamund Irwin who completely had the measure of Jack in 2017.
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
But was a lot more effusive about her in 2015. Article contains the dreaded clit clams. WARNED
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a familywww.standard.co.uk
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