Jack has never not believed she could do something. She has never passed the mic. She never signal boosts things that don't feed her back. All roads lead to Jack. Like a shit more overblown Rome.
Jack has never not believed she could do something. She has never passed the mic. She never signal boosts things that don't feed her back. All roads lead to Jack. Like a shit more overblown Rome.S/S pinched from @Goldman thanks.
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This explains why she's changed height from a tiny 5'1 to a huge 5'3. Matt with the forearms did it.
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You were right about that Jack. For once in your life you were right.
Are you me dear heart?I am not Jack as I have three squeezy pouches of soured cream lying about as Hello fresh keep sending them as garnish or something and nobody in this house likes soured cream. I keep them in the fridge in case someone changes their mind and wants to eat the whole pouch like some strange yoghurt (will never happen) and when they go out of date I chuck them in the bin.
I’m quite sure she meant it at the time tender oneHow does attacking the squigs who ask genuine questions fit with this philosophy?
Isnt that the stuff “Prince” Harry puts on his gentlemans areaWe use Elizabeth Arden in our house. For everything.
I will take ALL the spare sour cream please, and feast on it with baked potatoes foreverever.Are you me dear heart?
Speaking of…I love that your profile pic is Holly Golightly because it makes me hear the phrase “she’s spatchcocked a baby sloth” in Audrey’s voice
Did she write that?
She LEFT!Anyone know what happened to AM’s account? Was gonna show my friend her Jack timeline and just saw she’s deleted
The Mr Asdas are far too easily influenced.Hid a few copies of That Book in Asda today behind a book about cupcakes .
Then saw this beautiful jumper and it made me think of Easter
Grifty ones!What kind of household has stray pots of cream lying around?
Those two squigs keep doing that and I don't think it's even deliberate but they keep going wildly off topic on things Jack is copied into. It's very funny.I'm very much enjoying how the comments on one of the quote tweets of that awful 'can't do it any more' post, has turned into a lengthy and detailed discussion about painting furniture. Far more interesting and helpful than any of the smolpixie's shite.
Hahaaa I remember a tweet directly to a mattress or bed store re delivery wondering when it would arrive. In the tweet she managed to get in arthritis sufferer, lesbian, previously poor etc and was currently sleeping on the floor or an old mattress with no bed with her PAAAAAAHHHHTNER, a senior BBC lesbian by the way.She has a “bed” obsession. Post Leggy she was sleeping on a mattress on a floor, she’s always making out like she hasn’t got a proper bed.
Between the “sleeping on the couch” and the spending on expensive crap and posing the guitar she can’t play in every house picture she just makes me thing of a cocklodger. Honestly, just imagine if she was a guy. Thirtysomething. Thinks he’s gods gift. Part time parent. No job. Does “artsy“ stuff. Blathers on about Farrow&Ball. Never hoovers. Sleeps on his sofa. Bad with money.
Hahaha, Essex Police are still copied into the tweets too!Those two squigs keep doing that and I don't think it's even deliberate but they keep going wildly off topic on things Jack is copied into. It's very funny.
You are very welcome to it. Knock on my door with the code “would anyone like custard and sardines?” And I’ll hand over the whole stash.I will take ALL the spare sour cream please, and feast on it with baked potatoes foreverever.
Ohhh did wonder. I was following a round-number of people and noticed it had become a xx9. Assumed I’d pissed someone off tbhAnyone know what happened to AM’s account? Was gonna show my friend her Jack timeline and just saw she’s deleted
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