Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
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Hey it's no joking matter. We're overdue another charming anecdote about those bathtub coins.
I know it’s been mithered over many a time, but HOW despite them being done by a load of different people are all her tattoos soooo tit? (And all so badly drawn, too)
But it wasn’t edgy enough for our HEAVILY TATTOOED rebel, so she had to improvise a bit…
But it wasn’t edgy enough for our HEAVILY TATTOOED rebel, so she had to improvise a bit…
It's despicable to post the message she did, leave it there and yet actually be online pruning followers.
I'd like to say I'm surprised she didn't fully deactivate but she wants to see all the 'I hope she's okay' messages. Just gross.
I'd like to say I'm surprised she didn't fully deactivate but she wants to see all the 'I hope she's okay' messages. Just gross.
Andi Peters? Hench? Surely not? That can't be right
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“I just leaned on the washing machine* on a spin cycle and 76p in coppers fell out”Hey it's no joking matter. We're overdue another charming anecdote about those bathtub coins.
*Note: Just kidding, we know from the grey jumper and other horrors that the washing machine just sits and gathers dust.
Nah surely the nurse would remark that it was the finest fanny she ever did see, the doctors all came in to marvel at the unrulies, and everybody clapped.
Quoting like a berk, carbon monoxide not dioxide (I blame the marauding badger that lives here in the guise of a medium-sized child)
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This tattoo artist clearly hates Jack.
Ew this is like people who think they're hilarious because they have a camel tattoo on their toe. So random!
Also, it's not on her thumb??!
Jack’s stuck in a maze of her own making. She (& the guardian/even clueless squigs) clearly realised a while ago that suspicions about her had slowly been gathering momentum to the point at which it was impossible to simply keep ignoring the elephant in the room. I reckon she saw the guardian article as her resetting the dial-play the victim a bit, own up a bit and back to the usual. Unfortunately for her, it simply confirmed that the ‘trolls’ were right all along and the admissions in the article combined with the awful picture and video from the makeup artist (chapeau) were highly damaging and just highlighted her arrogance.
Now she’s stuck. Can’t openly rattle the tip jar as a whole tit ton of criticism will descend on her. She’s got to rely on people just not noticing the patreon they took out and a few gormless types buying the tit book (I doubt she’ll get any more cookbooks and she doesn’t have enough flowery prose to attempt anything else).
The reason I suspect she may actually be stupid enough to go ahead with the court case. She knows she needs something big to have any hope of clawing back any sort of career from this. Too stupid though to realise that’ll finish her, even if she does get attention (any attention is better than none).
I take great comfort in the fact that she has nobody but herself and her attention seeking bullshit to blame. You simply can’t expect to cry wolf as much as Jack does and not have even the most gullible cretins notice eventually. I still remember when just one negative comment on Twitter was big news on here-now they’re everywhere. Loads of people I follow no longer engage with her and these are people who used to constantly brown nose her.
Sorry for the long post- my old Harold’s off work after a very minor procedure. Anyone would think he’s just had open heart surgery so I’m pretending to work so I don’t have to listen to the wobbly honk of ‘Is this swelling? I may have to call NHS direct’ every two seconds. He had piles once and caught him on the phone to them asking ‘Is it possible to bleed to death from this?’
Now she’s stuck. Can’t openly rattle the tip jar as a whole tit ton of criticism will descend on her. She’s got to rely on people just not noticing the patreon they took out and a few gormless types buying the tit book (I doubt she’ll get any more cookbooks and she doesn’t have enough flowery prose to attempt anything else).
The reason I suspect she may actually be stupid enough to go ahead with the court case. She knows she needs something big to have any hope of clawing back any sort of career from this. Too stupid though to realise that’ll finish her, even if she does get attention (any attention is better than none).
I take great comfort in the fact that she has nobody but herself and her attention seeking bullshit to blame. You simply can’t expect to cry wolf as much as Jack does and not have even the most gullible cretins notice eventually. I still remember when just one negative comment on Twitter was big news on here-now they’re everywhere. Loads of people I follow no longer engage with her and these are people who used to constantly brown nose her.
Sorry for the long post- my old Harold’s off work after a very minor procedure. Anyone would think he’s just had open heart surgery so I’m pretending to work so I don’t have to listen to the wobbly honk of ‘Is this swelling? I may have to call NHS direct’ every two seconds. He had piles once and caught him on the phone to them asking ‘Is it possible to bleed to death from this?’
One of the very rare times when the Twitter discourse coheres with reality.
If she comes back with a tweet about the Big Declutter and a photo of boxes, I think the canal’s aneurysm will be collective and possibly fatal.
Just hooted out loud in the pub at “is this swelling”I’m pretending to work so I don’t have to listen to the wobbly honk of ‘Is this swelling? I may have to call NHS direct’ every two seconds. He had piles once and caught him on the phone to them asking ‘Is it possible to bleed to death from this?’
Or is it a menopausal Patrick?
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I do believe he became hench after exiting the broom cupboard yesAndi Peters? Hench? Surely not? That can't be right
This is the thing for me. At some point you realise that it is just actually for attention. Saying "Oh I'm so sad and ouchy, leave me alone!" just doesn't ring true any more as she obviously does so much to stoke trolls and uses what should be a professional work abound in a deeply unprofessional way.
When is a wave not a wave?
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Bet she typed them reassuring words while eating a cheese & bean melt
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