I must admit I got my Garys confused and thought of someone very different initially
We were working over that way before Christmas. For the love of god and the baby jebus don't try Rockshore
Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
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Barlow? Baldi? Lucy? Glitter?I must admit I got my Garys confused and thought of someone very different initially
When that first chicken unexpectedly emerged I absolutely hooted
Unfortunately you have reminded me of Guinea Pig Bridge with accompanying song and now it's an ear worm.
I think monkey squig has disappeared from the Hellsite, can't see any tweets from them. ETA: I was wrong, they are still there
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Bet these people only had 3 or 4 pigs to start with. Now they're stuck with dozens and dozens. With no hope of escape.When that first chicken unexpectedly emerged I absolutely hooted
Unfortunately you have reminded me of Guinea Pig Bridge with accompanying song and now it's an ear worm.
I think monkey squig has disappeared from the Hellsite, can't see any tweets from them.
What happened to all Jack's Guinea pigs? At one stage they filled her shower and bathroom? Guess no huge crisis for her as wasn't like she was using it to wash her hands and clean under her nails.
They're lying to you. We have disgusting beans with duck all salt thanks to 'be healthy by making your food taste like tit' legislation.
Your version has 1.18g salt per 100g, we get a miserly 0.6g. You get 5.0g per 100g, we get 4.7g but, due to the absence of salt, it tastes of syrup and disappointment.
A good moneysaving tip would be to buy the cheaper beans and add some salt...
Just looked it up and it's 4% and I'm an alcohol-free frau, so no danger of thatWe were working over that way before Christmas. For the love of god and the baby jebus don't try Rockshore
.The 4th one im afraid
It also tastes like its first passed through the digestive system of the cat!Just looked it up and it's 4% and I'm an alcohol-free frau, so no danger of that
Worcestershire sauce
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i am so sorry your wonderful sister has died. My heartfelt sympathy to you and your family
i am so sorry your wonderful sister has died. My heartfelt sympathy to you and your family
Ah.
Shame as I'd forgotten Lucy had existed and hoped this point on this thread would be his en core moment. Alas, he will have to wait until the next opportunity to confuse Garys. Where he will be in direct competition for absolute notoriety with Neville and Gaviscon, which isn't even a Gary
Well well well. I go out for the day and found you've all popped my cherry and given me my first thread title. But I feel a bit like I'm LaLa land and @FlirtyThirty is Moonlight 
I'd like to thank the academy, thanks very MattmuchMatt , @Smol Pixel and not forgetting @Mrsoverall (wouldn't dare )
From the poison spewed from her and her arse clinkers to the true warmth this little corner of the Internet shows for one another the last thread was a roller coaster. But it does prove that despite the tit you all remain funny and kind.
I'm off to celebrate with
, 40 trammies and a bottle of JD. Now duck off x
I'd like to thank the academy, thanks very MattmuchMatt , @Smol Pixel and not forgetting @Mrsoverall (wouldn't dare
)From the poison spewed from her and her arse clinkers to the true warmth this little corner of the Internet shows for one another the last thread was a roller coaster. But it does prove that despite the tit you all remain funny and kind.
I'm off to celebrate with
, 40 trammies and a bottle of JD. Now duck off x
Err… I already gave Lucy his encore moment upthread! WARNED.
You can't expect anyone to begin a resurgence to their previous career highs with that picture for goodness sake. He looks like a butlins redcoat.
It's not far off being in a bath full of cushions and a few coins, smothered in fake tan. Not going to do anything for his marketability.
Beautiful dog but those times are doing my head in because they look wet and dirty.
Jack is very calculating to swap her likes round. Anyone who worries about her, don't. She wants to present as a victim but that's all it is, a presentation.
If only I was a clever photoshopping Frau I’d put his head in Jack’s bath of coins. Which would really confuse him if he ever found these threads.
Nobody deserves that. At least stick him on Peter Crouch. Don't be cruel.
Did he not host a show called Cabaret? On ITV? It used to start with Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome and then he would sing other musical classics? Or did I imagine this?
This makes me wonder if LJC ever partook ofWhen it's "snowing"
or witnessed Jack doing it.
Can I just say, I’m finding all these pictures of Guinea Pigs quite disturbing. WARNED
Jack's piggies came to a bad end, didn't they? No wonder she never mentions them any more, like she's handily forgotten about that poor kitten.
All of her CCJs are for such (relatively) small amounts. She could have paid them quite quickly.
All of her CCJs are for such (relatively) small amounts. She could have paid them quite quickly.
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