Did they have a carrot?Bit late as I was BUSY Photoshopping JM into the apt under bed photo slash rude word meme… but bless my fellow Canal and the losses you have been through and the ongoing health issues your are living with. I think you’re all brilliant, supportive and mainly hilarious. I wish JM would embrace her own Canal and live a peaceful life… she is blessed in lots of ways but it’s gone over her head.
Other than that….where should I find myself this afternoon but in the toy aisle of Sainsburys(not of my own accord) where I was met by none other than a SPY. Undercover Essex Police no doubt. WARNED.
Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
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I have compassion, lots and lots of it.
I've lost family members in hoffic circumstances and I've buried some a day apart.
What I won't do is waste my compassion on a devious women who's entire existence is based on the most disgusting lies I have heard.
Whos only thought is too herself and what she can sink her grubby fingernails into next.
I've lost family members in hoffic circumstances and I've buried some a day apart.
What I won't do is waste my compassion on a devious women who's entire existence is based on the most disgusting lies I have heard.
Whos only thought is too herself and what she can sink her grubby fingernails into next.
Evening Ninnies. Just finished a massive catch up Grunk.
first off, my love and sympathy to all Fraus affected and or triggered by her disgusting breadcrumbing this weekend. Please know that this is absolutely out of the narcissist playbook, it’s cold and cynical emotional emotional manipulation and nothing more. Jack could never exhibit even an ounce of the courage and compassion displayed in many of the posts I’ve just read. Suffice to say that she deserves every ounce of the discomfort which the
comedown is doubtless bringing today.
I also just wanna pick up on the CCJ thing again. I’m staggered that someone taking in as much Patreon cash as her would let CCJs go outstanding even to the present day?!? It suggests a massively chaotic lifestyle imho. I can fully understand people who are genuinely struggling financially not paying up. But not her. It really does suggest to me that she’s still spunking cash at an alarming rate. But also then how did she manage to buy the flat if her credit ratings so shot? Because I’m convinced she has bought it. I know Jack herself is the last person we should look to for the truth, but i genuinely can’t make these facts fit together. Make it make sense!
first off, my love and sympathy to all Fraus affected and or triggered by her disgusting breadcrumbing this weekend. Please know that this is absolutely out of the narcissist playbook, it’s cold and cynical emotional emotional manipulation and nothing more. Jack could never exhibit even an ounce of the courage and compassion displayed in many of the posts I’ve just read. Suffice to say that she deserves every ounce of the discomfort which the
comedown is doubtless bringing today.I also just wanna pick up on the CCJ thing again. I’m staggered that someone taking in as much Patreon cash as her would let CCJs go outstanding even to the present day?!? It suggests a massively chaotic lifestyle imho. I can fully understand people who are genuinely struggling financially not paying up. But not her. It really does suggest to me that she’s still spunking cash at an alarming rate. But also then how did she manage to buy the flat if her credit ratings so shot? Because I’m convinced she has bought it. I know Jack herself is the last person we should look to for the truth, but i genuinely can’t make these facts fit together. Make it make sense!
Yessss I noticed this …it was around noon!
Quick, who filmed their contribution to the slopalong?
You could submit it to this!
BBC News - Southend-on-Sea: 'We are the horror version of Cannes'
Southend-on-Sea: 'We are the horror version of Cannes'
Southend's Horror-on-Sea festival celebrates its 10th year showcasing independent films.www.bbc.co.uk
Edited to add that I found it. @binkbonk, your time has come.
Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley
Tender ones, I am stuck home with Covid and the slopalong is giving me life and brining me back to health. I am a very keen baker and I think I’m not bad at it. Alas I have no Jack recipe books anymore having dispensed of them long ago when I got wise to the grift. Would a kind Frau consider...tattle.life
Does Nicola Sturgeon follow Jack? I’ve recently been thinking whether I’d continue to support the SNP (previously member) if I moved back to Scotland and I don’t think I would. Im not saying this cements that decision, but…
One hundred and forty seventh 
Or if her subscribers have caught even a fraction of her latest bullshit it'll hopefully cause them to remember to cancel
Is it possible she's letting the CCJs etc happen on purpose for the upkeep of the grift? She's hell bent on perpetuating the myth that she's a hair's breadth from homelessness and starvation lately. Sofa surfing in her own home for Christ's sake. Tanked or not, this woman has a book out on the shelves of stores everywhere. How's it possible to be in such a position?!Evening Ninnies. Just finished a massive catch up Grunk.
first off, my love and sympathy to all Fraus affected and or triggered by her disgusting breadcrumbing this weekend. Please know that this is absolutely out of the narcissist playbook, it’s cold and cynical emotional emotional manipulation and nothing more. Jack could never exhibit even an ounce of the courage and compassion displayed in many of the posts I’ve just read. Suffice to say that she deserves every ounce of the discomfort which the
I also just wanna pick up on the CCJ thing again. I’m staggered that someone taking in as much Patreon cash as her would let CCJs go outstanding even to the present day?!? It suggests a massively chaotic lifestyle imho. I can fully understand people who are genuinely struggling financially not paying up. But not her. It really does suggest to me that she’s still spunking cash at an alarming rate. But also then how did she manage to buy the flat if her credit ratings so shot? Because I’m convinced she has bought it. I know Jack herself is the last person we should look to for the truth, but i genuinely can’t make these facts fit together. Make it make sense!
Wow. I went on a 4 mile yomp with my local dog walking group , had a nap, ate a pizza and then opened tattle and my head exploded!!!
Jack has really sunk to new/old lows.
Having had a breast cancer scare myself, like most women in their lives, I can concur that it is terrifying, and I ACTUALLY didn’t tell anyone because I was so worried about seeming dramatic or worse, scaring my loved ones unnecessarily.
The last thing I thought about doing was writing about it on social media and wearing a headscarf, asking for an off the record discussion with an oncologist (but that’s probably because all my social media contacts are on the dole, electricians, carpet fitters or burlesque performers).
, had a nap, ate a pizza and then opened tattle and my head exploded!!!Jack has really sunk to new/old lows.
Having had a breast cancer scare myself, like most women in their lives, I can concur that it is terrifying, and I ACTUALLY didn’t tell anyone because I was so worried about seeming dramatic or worse, scaring my loved ones unnecessarily.
The last thing I thought about doing was writing about it on social media and wearing a headscarf, asking for an off the record discussion with an oncologist (but that’s probably because all my social media contacts are on the dole, electricians, carpet fitters or burlesque performers).
I'm convinced she's bought a property too. I can't get my head around how she'd get round the money laundering declaration thoughEvening Ninnies. Just finished a massive catch up Grunk.
first off, my love and sympathy to all Fraus affected and or triggered by her disgusting breadcrumbing this weekend. Please know that this is absolutely out of the narcissist playbook, it’s cold and cynical emotional emotional manipulation and nothing more. Jack could never exhibit even an ounce of the courage and compassion displayed in many of the posts I’ve just read. Suffice to say that she deserves every ounce of the discomfort which the
I also just wanna pick up on the CCJ thing again. I’m staggered that someone taking in as much Patreon cash as her would let CCJs go outstanding even to the present day?!? It suggests a massively chaotic lifestyle imho. I can fully understand people who are genuinely struggling financially not paying up. But not her. It really does suggest to me that she’s still spunking cash at an alarming rate. But also then how did she manage to buy the flat if her credit ratings so shot? Because I’m convinced she has bought it. I know Jack herself is the last person we should look to for the truth, but i genuinely can’t make these facts fit together. Make it make sense!
. I'm going to assume she's made a lot more money than she's lead her supports to believe so there is a legitimate money trail plus enough to spaff money like water on sideboards etc.Nicola SURGEON, maybe?
I've been subconsciously annoyed all day about the big C posts last night and how unfair that is to people who are suffering with, or have suffered with, cancer.
With the above in mind, to do something positive I've donated £20 online to Macmillan this evening. Seeing as though @jenny2603 can't seemingly be arsed to write her book, despite me asking TWICE yesterday. Twice. Still no book. Unbelievable. So in your name Jenny, and in soliddarity with @WhyYouCry?
What did make me chuckle was they ask if you want to give your donation because of anyone in particular. I did initially fill in the name as Jenny Numnums, relationship to me as "other" and then in the free text other box "I've never met her?!" but I realised that wouldn't have made much sense outside of here so I deleted that
If anyone else is feeling a bit angry about it and has a pound or two to spare, it might make you feel better. It did me.
Xx
With the above in mind, to do something positive I've donated £20 online to Macmillan this evening. Seeing as though @jenny2603 can't seemingly be arsed to write her book, despite me asking TWICE yesterday. Twice. Still no book. Unbelievable. So in your name Jenny, and in soliddarity with @WhyYouCry?
What did make me chuckle was they ask if you want to give your donation because of anyone in particular. I did initially fill in the name as Jenny Numnums, relationship to me as "other" and then in the free text other box "I've never met her?!" but I realised that wouldn't have made much sense outside of here so I deleted that
If anyone else is feeling a bit angry about it and has a pound or two to spare, it might make you feel better. It did me.
Xx
Just a reminder that
Using a midpoint of £15
And just half the subs = 320
And 12 months lump sum
Gives £43,000 net due in a couple of weeks.
Hnnnngggghh
Using a midpoint of £15
And just half the subs = 320
And 12 months lump sum
Gives £43,000 net due in a couple of weeks.
Hnnnngggghh
Been mainly lurking again as these threads move so fast, but this seemed just too perfect to pass up on. Our smol pixie’s problems summed up in meme form.
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I know I just rant these days, but Jack can seriously do one.
My lovely mum beat breast cancer last year, she’s so important to so many people and it was just awful. She was a (lovely) knobhead about it, didn’t want any help! She never complained once about her symptoms, the only thing she moaned about was that her boss ‘made her’ take a few weeks off to rest after her surgery.
Jack, duck you. Seriously duck you. How dare you lie about this to try and get out of being a twit.
Sorry but this is my aneurysm.
My lovely mum beat breast cancer last year, she’s so important to so many people and it was just awful. She was a (lovely) knobhead about it, didn’t want any help! She never complained once about her symptoms, the only thing she moaned about was that her boss ‘made her’ take a few weeks off to rest after her surgery.
Jack, duck you. Seriously duck you. How dare you lie about this to try and get out of being a twit.
Sorry but this is my aneurysm.
Pan Macmillan are really ramping up the marketing spend!
I think it's partly her refusal to engage with the sort of boring, difficult, or unpleasant tasks that most adults have to deal with every day - though no doubt she'd describe it as being a vile, vicious, and villainous hangover from the poverty era, which renders her unable to open any official-looking envelopes that come through the post.Evening Ninnies. Just finished a massive catch up Grunk.
first off, my love and sympathy to all Fraus affected and or triggered by her disgusting breadcrumbing this weekend. Please know that this is absolutely out of the narcissist playbook, it’s cold and cynical emotional emotional manipulation and nothing more. Jack could never exhibit even an ounce of the courage and compassion displayed in many of the posts I’ve just read. Suffice to say that she deserves every ounce of the discomfort which the
I also just wanna pick up on the CCJ thing again. I’m staggered that someone taking in as much Patreon cash as her would let CCJs go outstanding even to the present day?!? It suggests a massively chaotic lifestyle imho. I can fully understand people who are genuinely struggling financially not paying up. But not her. It really does suggest to me that she’s still spunking cash at an alarming rate. But also then how did she manage to buy the flat if her credit ratings so shot? Because I’m convinced she has bought it. I know Jack herself is the last person we should look to for the truth, but i genuinely can’t make these facts fit together. Make it make sense!
The other part, I suspect, comes from her simply not giving a duck. She's buying a house in cash, or is having one bought for her. She doesn't need a mortgage, and why would she need to apply for any other form of credit when she has up to £350k a year rolling in from Patreon?
The squig she was replying to has had cancer - she's been tweeting other people about chemo this evening. Jack must have known this, given they were long term mutuals.
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