Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

[mackjonroe]

Her profile is unlocked again already.
I’m absolutely sick of her tit.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I’m also wondering if the whole TT thing has fallen through - they won’t distribute TK without an addendum from the publisher and PanMac won’t want to spend any more money on a book that’s tanked.

If so, they would have to refund everyone who paid full price in the expectation that they would be donating an additional copy to a food bank. Probably cheaper to print a thousand errata slips (assuming that they sold 1,000 copies via the website) to insert them into the books before distribution.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Last night’s shitshow has all the signs of a full-on narcissistic collapse. I’ve seen this irl and it ain’t pretty.

What Is a Narcissistic Collapse?

The fear of being publicly humiliated can lead a narcissist to stop functioning.

www.psychologytoday.com

She's a total William the Conqueror. Interesting read

 

[Veronicaaa]

She couldn't DM that squig last night because the squig had unfollowed her, though Jack still follows the squig. But it shows that Jack attempting to defend herself via the medium of DARVO DMs, I wonder who else she was targeting. Can you imagine getting all the tit in your inbox on a Saturday night? Anyway, said squig must have unfollowed her recently, because she tweeted at Jack in December. If you look at their history, it seems as though the squig was one of Jack's vehement defenders previously. Jack calls her 'tante' (aunt) on several occasions. It must have really boiled Jack's mushrooms that she could no longer manipulate her behind the scenes. The squig is now happily tweeting away, out of Jack's horrible clutches. The moral of this story is - grey rocking is the only way to go at this stage.

 

[bladiesla]

The viral Chinese Whisper claims amongst her supporters from stans to lurchio types really piss me off. "She gave a free copy to every foodbank and waived copying rights"
No, she didn't, and no she didn't.
Why does nobody just say "no, she didn't " ?

Yeah, I remember her telling a community food project in Cornwall only to share her original link of her '20 pound Christmas dinner' so that she could benefit form the sponsored links in it. So generous....(that Christmas dinner looked awful btw)

 

[Helatruralhome]

This is what I don't get.
In my experience anyone who has had serious illness, or lost loved ones to it doesn't tend to dwell on it with the almost loving detail like she does. Just too bloody upsetting.
When it is an academic exercise and you are actually in good health, then it is easier as you just don't comprehend what it is actually like (if that makes sense?)
Rather like her alcoholism and AA, compared to the accounts knowledgable posters have recounted here - she cosplays emotion and overdoes it so much it never seems genuine.

Yes this, one huge tell I noticed recently was how she made a thing of kids 'finding her walking stick for her' but as someone who is actually disabled with a progressive life limiting illness I'd know where my mobility aids were- they'd be right beside me because I NEED and USE them. She's the type of person that makes people disbelieve the real struggles of disabled people because of her cosplaying.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

She couldn't DM that squig last night because the squig had unfollowed her, though Jack still follows the squig. But it shows that Jack attempting to defend herself via the medium of DARVO DMs, I wonder who else she was targeting. Can you imagine getting all the tit in your inbox on a Saturday night? Anyway, said squig must have unfollowed her recently, because she tweeted at Jack in December. If you look at their history, it seems as though the squig was one of Jack's vehement defenders previously. Jack calls her 'tante' (aunt) on several occasions. It must have really boiled Jack's mushrooms that she could no longer manipulate her behind the scenes. The squig is now happily tweeting away, out of Jack's horrible clutches. The moral of this story is - grey rocking is the only way to go at this stage.

If you put both their handles into Twitter search, it looks like she’s deleted all of her Tweets to Jack.

ETA yep, all deleted. Going right back to 2017.

 

[Jelly Bean]

If you put both their handles intro Twitter search, it looks like she’s deleted most of her Tweets to Jack.

It must be such a relief to cut that toxicity out of your life.
As @Veronicaaa said you can bet Jack DMs loads of people. Make them feel special, only *they* understand her. Some fall for it obviously.
Must dent her ego massively when they won't be controlled any more. There was a squig a few months ago who told her they were blocking her so she couldn't keep DMing them wasn't there?

 

[bladiesla]

I lolled

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Same account.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Nigella's been tagged this morning, as have the Essex celeb squad and Pan MacMillan, Jack's publisher. To which I can only say - lol

But seriously, people have to realise that they can't help via twitter. Jack's behaviour should definitely be addressed, but by those who are unfortunate enough to know or be related to her IRL.

ETA snapsies Brian!

 

[Geetbo]

 

[Lazarus]

Fraus, I just finished grunking this thread and omg. I usually just laugh at the shite she tries to spin but this latest flounce is honestly sickening to me. A quick search on hellsite this morning shows many people concerned for her, giving her attention, sending well wishes, lapping up this latest last ditch effort at garnering sympathy.
How doesn’t she understand the difference between being held accountable and online abuse?? I’m actually baffled. Like, I feel like she is actually delusional. It feels like she’s just throwing the kitchen sink of excuses out to distract from her horrible narcissistic and absolute plethora of calculated (and even at times ridiculously pointless) lies. “I’ve basically had cancer. I’m ill. I’m an addict. I’m being relentlessly harrassed. I’m suing Lee. I’m sofa surfing. I’m s***cidal. I’m skint. I’m disabled. I’m ill. I have PTSD. I’ve survived x y and z. I work 800 hours a week. Im exhausted. Im being stalked. I’ve been doxxed. Im an alcoholic.”
I mean seriously- a small selection! What hasn’t she tried?! All separate attempts to deflect instead of holding her hands up and trying to make things right!!!! It is insanity!!!
To say she continually reads up on herself on here, you’d think she’d take our advice and just start being honest. Own up to your tit. Admit you fucked up. I actually can’t believe people are still falling for her narc manipulation tactics. She can’t handle being called out and exposed for being a lying, manipulative, drug addicted grifter who is not a nice person. Imo she can’t handle the backlash from her tit book, the narc Guardian article, and the rise in people (rightly!) calling her out, asking for refunds etc. She made her bed, she needs to lie in it rather than continually deflect! God, she infuriates me. She can’t scrape the barrel anymore. Her mental health would be so much better if she stopped trying to hide and cover tit up. It’s too far gone now to salvage. Hence all this. Sending love ninnies x

Things Jack will never hold her hands up and admit to:
1) how much money she earns
2) how much money she doesn’t earn but takes in through begging, tips and subscriptions
3) being wrong
4) learning something new - this is my aneurism (I spell that word differently every time). Never have I ever seen Jack say ‘wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks so much for bringing it to my attention, I’ll read more about it.’

and final point:
Perhaps the guy our Brian Butterfield knows is a friend of a friend. Maybe she’s been invited somewhere and met a few people. It’s been said on here before - Essex Girl or Lucy Aeroplane, I can’t remember who - that she can make out she’s having a full mental breakdown on Twitter but IRL she’s just going about her normal life (whatever that is).

 

[zetta buttons]

Perhaps the guy our Brian Butterfield knows is a friend of a friend. Maybe she’s been invited somewhere and met a few people. It’s been said on here before - Essex Girl or Lucy Aeroplane, I can’t remember who - that she can make out she’s having a full mental breakdown on Twitter but IRL she’s just going about her normal life (whatever that is).

Your final point is really chilling. It’s the thought that this is all for Twitter hits and notifications.

The fact that she could have been posting her last (not slopbot) tweet while watching the masked singer or whatever and then going round to Big Dave’s today for a Sunday dinner as though everything was fine is horrific.

 

[Deeznutslol]

If you put both their handles into Twitter search, it looks like she’s deleted all of her Tweets to Jack.

ETA yep, all deleted. Going right back to 2017.

I think this should prove to anyone who is still unsure that a lot of what jack calls ‘trolling’ is actually just people telling the truth tbh.
If you’d been mates with someone for 6 years (albeit internet mates) you wouldn’t just cut them off over rumours and other people saying stuff about them, unless you thought that there was some serious truth to what was being said. This squigs eyes have been opened, and I bet jack is absolutely terrified now that the rest will start to turn on her too.

 

[Lazarus]

How much time must she spend with the GP/specialists etc to get all of these diagnoses?

How lucky is she that she seems to get the referral she needs straight away and is never ignored or dismissed.

I hope SB is at home with his dad this weekend

Exactly this. Mr Lazarus has literally just walked out of this house for a hospital appointment (Sunday morning!) for a problem he’s been going to the doctor about for FOUR YEARS. He was on a waiting list that got cancelled because of covid and was referred again in Sept 2021 and this is him just being seen today. He got a call on Friday afternoon asking him to attend.
Jack is very lucky.

If you put both their handles into Twitter search, it looks like she’s deleted all of her Tweets to Jack.

ETA yep, all deleted. Going right back to 2017.

I eagerly await the day that squig comes here.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Things Jack will never hold her hands up and admit to:
1) how much money she earns
2) how much money she doesn’t earn but takes in through begging, tips and subscriptions
3) being wrong
4) learning something new - this is my aneurism (I spell that word differently every time). Never have I ever seen Jack say ‘wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks so much for bringing it to my attention, I’ll read more about it.’

and final point:
Perhaps the guy our Brian Butterfield knows is a friend of a friend. Maybe she’s been invited somewhere and met a few people. It’s been said on here before - Essex Girl or Lucy Aeroplane, I can’t remember who - that she can make out she’s having a full mental breakdown on Twitter but IRL she’s just going about her normal life (whatever that is).

I’m obvs not going to ask him, but I personally think he just bumped into her in Southend. He’s the type that would go and say hi if he saw someone “famous” he respected/was a fan of.

 

[Foxvint]

going private for 2 mins

Thread title nomination. Succinct

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Your final point is really chilling. It’s the thought that this is all for Twitter hits and notifications.

The fact that she could have been posting her last (not slopbot) tweet while watching the masked singer or whatever and then going round to Big Dave’s today for a Sunday dinner as though everything was fine is horrific.

And let’s all remember, Jack’s mum follows her on Twitter. Imagine how she must feel reading all of Jack’s horrific shite.

 

[Mrsoverall]

Amazing really the amount of tragedies that seem to befall her, you'd think her life was written by Lemony Snicket.

YOU'D THINK HER LIFE WAS WRITTEN BY LEMONY SNICKET
Thread title nomination please