Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

[PoorPatrol]

It’s sickening to think that Jack would actually enjoy one of the many conditions I either have or have had scares for. I’ve had so many scares and also real diagnoses over the years, she’d have loads to get sympathy out of, but no way would I be breadcrumbing any information whatsoever to anyone. Im only keeping it brief now for watermelon purposes. I’m either telling an actual person the full details in real life, or I’m keeping it to myself. There’s no in-between, surely, cos otherwise you’re worrying people for possibly nothing. Everything she does has one pure goal, attention. She’s like a fucking demon fucking dark mass herself, never content unless sucking the life and joy out of everything for attention and more attention. She needs professional help and I don’t believe she’s ever actually had it (or has but had not engaged at all).

 

[Jelly Bean]

I have concerns about this. It might bring Nigella back into the ‘she is having such a difficult time and does so much for so many; please support her through this horrible period’.

I genuinely think and hope Nigella has freed herself of Jack.
She has misguidedly thrown Jack bone after bone, money wise and publicity wise, but surely now realises Jack is beyond help and actively choses to wallow in self pity, misery and laziness.
I think having her name on Grifty Kitchen, but NEVER MENTIONING IT, kind of proves she is well and truly over Monroe.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Sorry but I think a lot of her stans just enjoy the drama. I'm not a Jack fan but if I was genuinely concerned about Jack, I would call Essex Police and let them know there was reason to be concerned about her welfare. I wouldn't Tweet fucking Nigella Lawson or Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear.

Secondly if I'd said something that gave people the impression that I was suicidal when I wasn't I'd back on Twitter correcting that in record time explaining that I was fine/getting help and there was no need at all to panic because I wouldn't want anyone being distressed.

To be fair, the squig that tagged Nigella seems to have learning disabilities or MH issues or something. She tags celebs a lot and has been desperately trying to get Jack’s attention for ages. I think a lot of her stans are similar. They’re lonely people who get really excited about the thought of someone who’s been on the telly responding to their tweets. And feel a special kind of privilege at being in the Comments Club

 

[Deeznutslol]

If you put both their handles into Twitter search, it looks like she’s deleted all of her Tweets to Jack.

ETA yep, all deleted. Going right back to 2017.

I think this should prove to anyone who is still unsure that a lot of what jack calls ‘trolling’ is actually just people telling the truth tbh.
If you’d been mates with someone for 6 years (albeit internet mates) you wouldn’t just cut them off over rumours and other people saying stuff about them, unless you thought that there was some serious truth to what was being said. This squigs eyes have been opened, and I bet jack is absolutely terrified now that the rest will start to turn on her too.

 

[Lazarus]

How much time must she spend with the GP/specialists etc to get all of these diagnoses?

How lucky is she that she seems to get the referral she needs straight away and is never ignored or dismissed.

I hope SB is at home with his dad this weekend

Exactly this. Mr Lazarus has literally just walked out of this house for a hospital appointment (Sunday morning!) for a problem he’s been going to the doctor about for FOUR YEARS. He was on a waiting list that got cancelled because of covid and was referred again in Sept 2021 and this is him just being seen today. He got a call on Friday afternoon asking him to attend.
Jack is very lucky.

If you put both their handles into Twitter search, it looks like she’s deleted all of her Tweets to Jack.

ETA yep, all deleted. Going right back to 2017.

I eagerly await the day that squig comes here.

 

[jenny2603]

The insinuation that everyone on This Forum™ is evil and despicable is wild. I’ve not been here long but it genuinely is one of the funniest, open, diverse and friendly places of the internet. Everyone sharing their massively different experiences, different jobs, lifestyles, backgrounds, ages etc, regardless of views, opinions etc and the way everyone cares and looks out for each other completely free of judgement is just lovely.
None of us wish Jack harm ffs. Quite the opposite!!! We just have the joint interest in bringing a massive narcissistic manipulative grifter to account, and pointing out shitty behaviour! And we all hate (love) slop.
Love you mendacious trolls, and I thank everyone for making me and sometimes tear up with your stories xxx
🧌🧌🧌

I LOVE being regarded as evil. Spices up the image, no end.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Just dawned on me I’ve had Gary Wilmot and Garry Bushell confused since the last thread. Send coffee-os

 

[MancBee]

Without saying too much for fear of , someone close to me tweeted their goodbyes and then took their own life. So, I know this isn’t an airport but I’m taking a break from these threads for my own MH. I do hope that this tweet of Jack’s triggers a non-malicious welfare check and she gets the help she so clearly needs.

I feel for you, I think most of us have had to take time out due to Jack's triggering Twitter behaviour. She is just terrible.

Take care and come back here when you feel strong enough to stomach her nonsense.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Firstly, condolences to dragon for the loss of their sister

Onto Jack and her RA:
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Her GP said it SEEMS she has RA. She cried a lot (assume that’s the photo on the left *cringe*) but onwards and upwards; she’s putting her best face forward.

Every single thing I’ve ever read about this woman confirms to me she has nae pals.

I KNEW IT #noarthritistruther

I went to the doctor with a lump in my eyebrow. Hard like a pea. He said it could be a cyst or at the absolute worst a very small tumour but to assume it’s a cyst until tests come back. So clearly I told everyone I had eye cancer and vowed to live my life as bravely as I could and I never went back to the doctor.

No, that’s not true, I went to a specialist who told me it was a particularly bad ingrown hair caused by eyebrow plucking, arranged for day surgery and that was that.

She doesn’t have bloody RA she’s manifested it from a comedown or carpal tunnel from tweeting crap and is rinsing it for the £ and the disabled label she’s APPLIED TO HERSELF

Annoyed.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I mean, what hasn’t she gone through at this point? She wants us to believe she has the life of an Eastenders character.

Spoiler: “Upsetting subjects"

Bullying, domestic violence, bailiffs at the door, kidnapping, sexual abuse, stalking, death threats, miscarriages/infertility, gender dysphoria, cancer scares, autism, racism, homelessness, suicide attempts, severe anorexia, not being able to afford an orangery

Those are just the major chaoses (chaoii?) I can remember off the top of my head.

 

[Foxvint]

She's locked account!! Grifter on the ropes!!!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Shall we all rate our moods from 1-10?

10 being nude in a centrefold gleefully jumping out of a bath full of coppers to own the trollz, 1 being can't do this anymore and going private for 2 mins

 

[HotesTilaire]

Also- just wanna add- I’m a relatively new Frau, and I feel almost bad- dubious- about kicking someone when they’re down. I kinda feel like I want to delete my previous post on here just now if she genuinely is feeling how she says. But then I think- is this exactly what she’s going for and how she is trying to manipulate and stop the justified calling out!?
She’ll probably be back toot-tooting in 48 hours and posting about delicious F&B swatches.
Dick.

Don’t worry dear jung Frau. When you have seen this happen a few times, you won‘t worry.
We’ve also heard IRL people say she was fine herself, if attached to her phone, then they saw she was carrying on woeful, fighting, gnashing and wailing all over twitter.

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Happy VBI day!

Can I just say again that I’m convinced 100% that Jack is a complete liar about her arthritis and any health things generally is because she sad fished a “dark mass” on a scan turning out to be a form of arthritis.

Fraus who haven’t seen my previous rants: there is no such thing as a dark mass on a scan that needs investigating. Nefarious things, if they even show, are light grey or white. The only black spaces on scans are liquid filled ones, mainly your bladder or uterus if pregnant.

Also periarthritic calcification is something that shows white on scans. She’d know that if she ever had any. She’s just a disgusting liar.

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Dragon

Is she ever fucking well? I used to go to school with a malingerer who was always in the nurses's station because her period pains were "like fifty knives in my uterus", dramatically crying in lessons because she had a migraine, not just a normal headache but a migraine. Never a cold but flu. Always had some kind of tubular support on various limbs Her mother had Munchausens so it would have been a result of that but it didn't make it any less tiresome to see/hear every day. She had a GP's appointment every day, even the teachers used to call her Sicky Vicky

Anyway the point I wanted to make before I went on a nasty takedown of an old schoolmate was that she weaponises illness. People asking questions? Arthritis flare up. Missed a promised deadline? Smashed eye socket. Been caught out in a lie? Typhoid.

Just fuck off you lying, malingering TWAT.

 

[MissMarple10]

Not squigued cos blue tick pro, but yeah along the lines what fellow fraus have been saying about libel and money and fraud.
WARNED

Ps for context, this guy was key to the Zahawi tax avoidance

 

[jenny2603]

It’s hard to fathom that in 2023 Jack, or her publisher, expected to sell the book on pretty much her name alone. Or with next to no pre promotion in the press and none on TV. Or that her social media presence consists of a broken, rarely updated website, a rarely updated instagram and the absolute insane bin fire that is her Twitter.

Given the hardback and nice quality I think the book was meant to capitalise on her success of Daily Kitchen and subsequent TV and media work. Unfortunately Jack fucked all that up by being over a year late delivering the book, being beyond shit on every TV appearance she's done, making a complete clown of herself on social media, lying constantly and begging. If she'd actually put the effort in she could be quite successful but she didn't and here we all are.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Mommmmmmmmy

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Fucking hell, the idiot squig tagging in a woman whose lost so many of her loved ones to cancer really get on my tits.

Jack is a manipulative cunt, nothing more. She posted all those horrible tweets to a woman who said she’d seen through her shit at last. Then she locked her account, posted the horrible breadcrumbing suicide one and then unlocked her account again.

That isn’t the behaviour of a person in the depths of despair, it’s the behaviour of a pathological liar manipulating her audience like a puppet master.

And I’ve also lost people to both. to everyone this affects personally. I’m disgusted by her behaviour.

 

[hiyaaaacath]

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No hits on google or twitter seach for any of this - eg.
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“I have no idea how I’m even alive most of the time at the moment”

First of all “most of the time, at the moment” urgh, you’re a writer aintcha? You get paid to write and you write absolute guff

Secondly. She is VILE! Suicide threats / breadcrumbing is abusive, evil, horrendous behaviour. That not only gaslights and manipulates people but also demeans the real struggle of genuinely suicidal people.

See you in a couple of hours Jack, when you’ve forgotten that you’re perpetually suicidal and have switched back to gleeful crowing about how everything you do is to own the trolls and life is so delightfully, gently, perfect, despite all the whole wide world being out to get you.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

@Lucy Aeroplane I won't quote tweet or rehash what you've said as if the mods delete your earlier post I don't want to make it difficult for them to fix through the thread.

I just want to say that if that's the case, my best wishes go to the person concerned and I genuinely hope very much that they are receiving the best care and support. This thread is about one person who has created and continued their own online issues for years. I don't want anyone else to maybe happen upon this and not feel genuine well wishes from strangers at what must be a very difficult time for them and those closest to them (as we often have wished well to others who have come up on the threads here too).

 

[Valiofthedolls]

TW cos I’m reposting Jack’s descriptions from today of the “abuse” she receives (and other past abuse), and what she says is all fucking horrible.

I thought this shit from today seemed familiar.

Spoiler

She posted it in April too. Sort of verbatim.

Just like the Teemill donations, she’s “posted screenshots of these things in the past”. BUT, the screenshots go to another school so she can’t get them from the EVIDENCE FILES.

“Doesn’t talk about it much anymore” though. Except in April 2022, and January 2023. Both times to make a ridiculous clap back. Both times knowing full well that her young son reads her Twitter. The April one is all still there too, that’s where I just SS it from

Also, despite this very detailed and imaginative abuse that she recalls in such vivid detail, she isn’t quite able to match it up with what she’s claimed before.

April: An EMAIL about watching her (quote) “charred twisted screaming corpse”

January: A BTL COMMENT about dancing beside her (quote) “charring twisted screaming body”

Also, this time they apparently want to “pour petrol” down her cunt.

In April it was “burning acid”

I don’t doubt she gets abuse online like many, many other people. THESE are utterly fucking despicable lies though, and lies or not, she is a fucking repugnant piece of shit human being for putting that out there where her young son can read it to score petty points on the internet.

It’s also exceptionally fucked up that this is what comes out of her mind to make up about the abuse she gets too.

Spoiler: See also this from 2017

Because this sounds completely plausible about something specifically targeting Jack on one of her recipes.