Were these really the best pictures they could find in the whole recipe book? Beany slop and mac and cheese that looks like it has gangrene? It's funny they're putting so much spend behind the advertising and when I went into the biggest Tesco in all of Cardiff the other day the shelves were fully stocked with not one book purchased.
Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards
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100% this. In the past gay men had their own language, Polari. How bona to vada your dolly old eeks. Have you seen the riah on the meese palone?
Now gay men steal AAV and think they're clever/groundbreaking. It's one of the traits of younger gays that I really dislike...but then again, it's a sign of the ever changing English language.
I'm just an old git that's not fond of appropriating other cultures. Seems I'm in the minority these days.
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And she's done the ouroboros before. I can't imagine living a life whereby I have to check a gossip site in order to determine what I should post on my social media. She's quite mad.
Sorry Jack, even your dog is average
That's not a huge weight for any large size dog. Still, glad you can afford the food costs for such a large breed......shame you don't spend the same on your son's weekly food.Imagine being a 'spokesperson' for the poors and all you've chatted about lately is your own book and your average dog. Makes you think!
Probably, yes
The nerve of her, liking this when people are complaining how hard it is to unsubscribe from her Patreon.
Using old photos of her pets and close ups on the sofa. She’s only done close ups on the sofa (bed) of doom for ages now, increasing my belief that she’s already in her new house #movertruther
FIRST OF ALL - you didn't take her in, you bought her. SECONDLY - how unlike you to pass your responsibilities onto others, then say "she's worth it all" when you do.
Social worker scarf
Third why would you get a large breed dog when you're planning a move to a 1bed flat
While Jack is quiet, if anyone is interested in a long read about terrifying scammer there's a great article in today's Financial Times online by Matthew Bremner about Nicholas Rossi/ Nicholas Alahverdian/Arthur Knight (but content warning sexual assault & domestic violence). Apologies for not being able to work out how to do an archive org link for it, but thought that canal dwellers might like this from the last paragraph:
His initial story .... had a demonstrable basis in fact. It was also what the people around him wanted to believe, what the newspapers had printed and what politicians had seized on for their own benefit. When exactly his telling and retelling became cynical, or criminal, is hard to know.
(Interesting coincidence, tattoos also feature)
His initial story .... had a demonstrable basis in fact. It was also what the people around him wanted to believe, what the newspapers had printed and what politicians had seized on for their own benefit. When exactly his telling and retelling became cynical, or criminal, is hard to know.
(Interesting coincidence, tattoos also feature)
In a sale 
She can’t keep her story straight, who persuades their ex to pay half towards something they’ve had for years? Fk off Jack you lying tool
She can’t keep her story straight, who persuades their ex to pay half towards something they’ve had for years? Fk off Jack you lying tool
The cheeky witch. We all know one of these, don't we? Every family has one, an emotional vampire that needs propping up through every tit decision of their life and simply expects that people will be willing and happy to take on the labour that comes with their bad choices. I love my friends as family but honestly, if one of them had terrible mobility and addiction issues as well as being piss poor and generally chaotic and they rang to say "yeah, I'm thinking of buying a big energetic dog that will need possibly three walks a day. You can do that when my mobility is bad, can't you?" I'd gently, slowly, softly suggest they get a hamster or something more manageable for their lifestyle. If she pressed ahead and got it anyway, I'd walk the dog out of care for an animal and feeling backed into a corner over it.
She's either surrounded by enablers or by people that don't like her choices but are constantly railroaded into begrudgingly doing life's inconvenient tasks for her. I'm not sure what's worse.
He is truly terrifying. I know
some of the staff who looked after him in the Glasgow hospital. He made horrific threats to staff after he was identified, even to those not involved in contacting the police. A vile and dangerous man
That’s a nice, white, Vivienne Westwood pirate-style shirt she got there (to go with her VW checked trews). Spenny!Every credit to Jack, apart from being a complete bleep and compulsive liar for ten years, there’s something else that’s remained remarkably consistent
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Regardless of the budget, she’s maintained a serious commitment to looking like she got dressed in the dark and in clothes she’picked up off the floor or yanked out of the wash basket. It’s quite the skill really.
I mean, in 2012 she’s new at it and on a limited budget but she just..regressed after that and continues to do so
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PS looking back at some of the 2022 pics of her, if she expects people to believe she was clean and sober throughout last year, she’s utterly deluded.
I can believe she hadn’t bought (or used) shampoo for two years and was boiling soap for shower gel in a lot of these pics over the years though.
No wonder LJC LEFT. With the amount of furniture and SPOOOOOOONS in the crappy bungalow, she was probably in genuine fear of being bankrupted by Jack demanding she goes halfers on the lot.In a sale
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She can’t keep her story straight, who persuades their ex to pay half towards something they’ve had for years? Fk off Jack you lying tool
Imagine being a ‘friend’ of Jack Monroe. bleeping hell. Think I’d emigrate.
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