Jack Monroe #464 Twitter isn’t compulsory ya prune

[ClarenceBeakes]

There is no actual understanding of being non-binary because the concept itself is sexist nonsense that actually reinforces the idea that there are stereotypes, personalities, actions and appearances that are inappropriate for the sex they aren’t traditionally assumed to be associated with. Jack’s “non binaryness” is no more real and no less real than anyone else’s; she’s female and sometimes she seems to act as if she expects people to pretend not to know that.

I know I'm getting on a bit but I've just read that 3 times and still haven't got a clue

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Poor lonely Jack and her awful personality.

Thread title?

 

[Jelly Bean]

So only just looking in after a few hours - what was the gist of Jack's think piece about Jacinda A?
Did she avoid talking about herself?
Can't wait to catch up with it.

 

[House of Carbonara]

Oh how I wish Roadside Mum had joined Jack’s patreon!

Can you just imagine the EXPLOSION!!

 

[Sketchy]

Have you tried poking more in, with a chopstick, tender stem?

Or poked with, say, a screwdriver, a thick slice of that cheese could double up as a colander.

 

[MrsFawlty]

Still muttering about rinsed hoops here. On what planet is rinsing spaghetti hoops, and then cleaning up the grim, saucy mess you'll make, easier than throwing some pasta in boiling water? Cacio e pepe is one of the simplest, thriftiest recipes around, even if the traditional Roman cacio cheese isn't widely available here.
All that crapping on earlier in the week about people who don't have a hob. Why doesn't she come up with recipes based around couscous or Asian rice or bean noodles, which you pour hot water over then ignore for 5-10 minutes? She's so thick and she doesn't understand food at all.

Or cous cous for goodness sake. Couldn't be easier.

 

[Edie Po]

Nobody knows how many piano tuners exist in the country

Jack will be all over this soon..just give her time she has to catch up .
Hiya Jackaroo

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Not sure about alamy photos but does the watermark indicate the pic was sold to them?

The photographer would have been there looking for anyone vaguely famous and they would have sold it.

 

[mince]

Monroe’s about as edgy as the Lurpak on my crumpets

If you’ve spread it right it’ll be well edgier than our formless twit.

 

[viggle]

My starting word is Spare. Courtesy of Harry

Mines alien. Maybe they’ll know what goes on on Jack’s planet.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

meanwhile if the stans feel they are in any way ripped off or face unsatisfactory customer service from anywhere else they’re right onto the Twitter account foaming at the mouth at the sheer injustice.
Make it make sense for the love of god

I know we all know, but if any of them read here... It's called being a hypocrite!

 

[Captainmouse]

The only downwood spiral Jackanorys on is her lies catching up with her.
Womens a bloody spiralgraph


Wait until they start moaning about the pianos needing a tuning... working class jack will be alllll over that


How fucking dare she... we'll never get to wear our fancy outfits now.
Warro cow
Fuming

Nobody knows how many piano tuners exist in the country

 

[ChastityDingle]

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Yum!

My heart sinks just looking at the picture.

I don't even want to imagine opening the fridge every day and staring gloomily at that as it 'lasts for days'.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Fraus!

This just came up on my Facebook feed. Is this near where our Jackie took a stroll?


"Walking The Most Dangerous Path In Britain
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The Broomway is surrounded on both sides by quicksand and deep, sucking mud. It has no markers and no guideposts. And if you mistime your walk, you won't outrun the tide. Oh, and it's in the middle of a Ministry of Defence firing range. But most of the time, if you want to visit Foulness Island, it's the only way."

Yes but quite a bit further along than where she reckons she was x

 

[frostily]

Oh dear, our Jack could (allegedly m'lud) fall foul of quite a few of these going by her own tweets and the contradictory evidence out there:

Report tax fraud or avoidance to HMRC

Report tax fraud by a person or business to HMRC - tax evasion, VAT fraud, false, Child Benefit or tax credit fraud.

www.gov.uk

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Could she be registered (and technically paying) through an accountant/random company name that means we wouldn’t know what to search for on companies house?

ETA also does someone have to do it in their own legal name..?

 

[AlwightDallin]

My heart sinks just looking at the picture.

I don't even want to imagine opening the fridge every day and staring gloomily at that as it 'lasts for days'.

It somehow looks wetter than water

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Doesn’t this mean the victim loses out on the VAT they’ve paid thru patreon tho? So they’re down 20%?

Maybe the 24 = 2 x 10+20%

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Vlad being extra helpful this week

He is on form

 

[WoolyMammoth]

DYING at this.

Spoiler: Jack looks quite amused by it too

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Got them Mo(a)na Lisa eyes. The ones that follow you round the room. And the internet.

 

[Lucky Escape]

I hope she doesn't mean her yellow sticker recipes, what to do with a freezer full of gifted fish, and priced by the penny general bollocks. But agree, what else is there? Not the Quarterhack? It has just occurred to me that apart from being a made up word, it is vaguely reminiscent of Quarterback. One for the American Moms?

I was wondering about that in relation to quarterhack, too. I mean, she seems to be so gleefully proud of the name, it's as if she thinks she's come up with the world's cleverest metaphor.

But this is the definition of quarterback, according to wikitionary:

How does that relate to shopping? Or to thriftiness? Or to Jack?

Is it some sort of convoluted attempt to link "offensive back" to her being so smol and ouchy and crumbly? I doubt it... aren't quarterbacks usually huge?