Jack Monroe #464 Twitter isn’t compulsory ya prune

[Sideboard Bob]

@Sideboard Bob how do you feel about being called Boobra for short?

I love it!

 

[BurgerLaBill]

The only thing Jack Monroe has in common with Jacinta Ardern is that they are both brunettes. Sometimes.

 

[Vinbisha]

And today!

I'm calling it, Wordle is a Frau!

 

[jf99]

Completely off topic but please could someone explain the watermelon?

Someone (I can't remember - sorry to whichever dear heart it was) couldn't find the red flag when in a rush so went with the watermelon as an alternative. We all loved it.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

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Not caught up so sorry if this has been said, when I was feeding my son in the middle of the night and my mind was wandering I thought about Jack and the £20 food shop. Just formula ( couldn’t breastfeed) and his nappy’s and wipes probably cost close to £15 and I get ALDIs own brand stuff there is no way I could do a shop for £20 for a week! Or does formula not count towards a food shop? Am I doing it wrong? Is my baby not part of the family as he’s newborn? Also what about babies that have allergy’s and you need to get more expensive formula? So many questions!

I would assume that much like a fully grown adult, a strapping labourer, no less... a newborn would be expected to eat half a carrot, an apple, 1/3 an onion, and 146g of rice per week of the performative shop. I guess you could blend it though given they have no teeth.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

This looks like a travelling stage show version of Phoenix Nights btw.

That was a thing and it was torture

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Fraus (this auto to Fraud 3 times ), Eastenders is messing with us, there's a golden on Billy's stall! #plot# gets knocked over and tampons go everywhere, courtesy of our likkle BBC insider *taps the *
#j1gisacunt #honk

allegedly upside down pineapples are the new pampas grass as the sign of a swinger’s house. Putting a golden pineapple upside down is a damn sight easier than balancing a real one. Probably.

 

[House of Carbonara]

I don't want to accuse Jack of anything like, I dunno, stealing other peoples work and turning it into something that is demonstrably worse, but if you search 'shopping list hacks', then combine these three results from the first page of Google...

https://theschmidtywife.com/how-to-write-a-better-grocery-list/ [save time by splitting your shopping list into 4]
https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/expert-reveals-shopping-list-hack-27577021. [save money by listing what you have in your store cupboard]
https://fitonapp.com/nutrition/healthy-pantry/ [split your food items into carbs, protein, fruit and veg, and treats (or, you might say... snacks)]

Has she *ever* had an original idea?

 

[WoolyMammoth]

It's like there's an invisible forcefield around Monroe Towers that Google just can't penetrate.

Probably deleted the internet browser software off her phone. There's only one website/app she uses and she needs the hard drive space for aesthetically unnerving selfies.

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Well quite. Rose West’s we are not!

My hair is a bit like hers tbf.

 

[fauxpoor]

Oh piss off Jack. Jacinda's dealt with natural disasters, the global pandemic, a terrorist attack, and so many other things. You're just a grifty scammer who can't cook.

You're just a grifty scammer who can't cook for Thread title nominomination.
As you were ninnies

 

[Eurgh]

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We're all upset. We were all waiting for the "big VBI reveal" and I'm sure I'm not alone to admit being quite hurt, shocked, surprised and disgusted to think we've been strung along in this duplicitous manner.
[Whispers] I'll pop you an extra curly wurly in a sparkly jiffy bag.
I'm gonna take some time alone, breathe my own air and hold my own space.

She didn’t make it FOR YOU!

 

[Country Bumpkin]

I see she was too poor to afford highlights/hair dye/haircuts shampoo at the height of the Pov too. Literally FFS Aug to Oct.
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Lol and the brass balled mare had published this just TWO WEEKS before that top pic

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(And yes, she regurgitated that exact same shite from July 30 2012 on July 31 2022)

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" I want to speak to the manager now!"

 

[Edie Po]

Jack needs to make peace with the fact she’s just a basic bitch like the rest of us

Ya know she does Britney Bitch in the mirror with a wink and twirl.

 

[MissMarple10]

Listening to Marc Riley on R6 and someone’s just text into the show about something (I was putting the dishwasher on and never heard the subject they were talking about) and said ‘here in Gloucester, if someone wants their business to be perceived as luxury brand, they add COTSWOLD to the name, such as Cotswold Kitchens’ or words to that effect. My ears only pricked up when I heard Cotswolds. I’m taking from that; they could be selling any old shite but it’ll sell better than if they called it Leicester Furniture Co.

Can I interest anyone in my Cotswold Muck Muffins?


ETA: messed up post

 

[GigglePops]

She could borrow some of her dad's clothes, seeing as how he is regularly mistaken for George on the streets of Southend.

George Osborne...

 

[Captainmouse]

Or locked the doors and talked so much about herself that the other attendees had to tunnel their way out with a teaspoon.



Knowledge is TERRIFIED of entering Jack's mind.

Well common sense never visits

 

[Elastoblast]

O hai there, thread title nomination!

Or if Jack has a rare damascene moment ...title of her as yet untitled memoir due sometime this decade

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Yeah it was totally her going up to do something with the BBC, I reckon. Interesting that she says AA/NA, not just AA. Shame there's no Sideboards Anonymous, eh?

Ah of course, the BBC. Famously at Media City, Manchester Quays.

 

[GigglePops]

Amen. She's a bad shithouse who's made gender non conforming folk look like cranks. That's not arthritis, it's bad knees from relentless bandwagon jumping. She's an abhorrent, self interested coke fiend.


Imagine going to an act of public mourning dressed as the third member of Wham with your kid in tow? She does my fucking head in. Truly.

She wishes she could dress like Gorgeous George (RIP- still heartbroken).