Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

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Valiofthedolls

SCOTLAND literally up in her Vanity Bullshitting Idiot niche, and doing it infinitely better than she could even have imagined.

And reported in the Guardian too. Et tu, Brute?


Cost of living crisis causes ‘dignity gap’ for Scotland’s poorest families

Study finds significant differences between prices of cheapest food and those of items acceptable in real everyday lives
www.theguardian.com
ETA It’s ok Jack. The study lead is only a Dr, not a Dr Dr. You can leave the gas-filled radiators on the walls and just do a bit of generic howling and clawing
 
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Wooh

Thanks. Utterly sad and bizarre, akin to calling a former employer when your employee hasn't turned up. However, I suppose since the timeline was in a time warp re break up year, it makes as much sense as anything else
 
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I'm not actually here

Mentions of pausing it too whilst she is too sick to deliver what she contracted to.
 
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I'm not actually here

She has got me riled up today!

Therapy clearly not working
Meds clearly not working
12 step Programme clearly not working
Resolving Patreon clearly not working (pause it, you stupid bloody woman)
New Year's resolutions forgotten already
Book tanked in under a fortnight, no rescue promo being attempted and now publisher having to do amendments and errata (and edits over New Year.)

Etc etc etc etc

Clearly, nobody in her real life wants to help her so she is going to have to help herself. Her answer to that is clearly... SHAN'T.

Nil, zero, nada sympathy here for that attitude.
 
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I'm not actually here

MancBee said:
Did we ever get the broccoli pasta recipe?
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Oh oh oh, why don't we write the recipe book of all the recipes promised and never delivered? Granola, eels etc etc. I seem to remember there is a list. We could all have a crack at guessing how she would have slopped them and sell the ebook for charity?!!! The Slopalong has made considerable donations to food banks etc from the fraus and provided endless hilarity.

ETA obvs, nobody would actually need to cook them!
 
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Geetbo

MancBee said:
Did we ever get the broccoli pasta recipe?

Or is that a stupid question? (Rhetorical, no need to answer)
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Sadly the broccoli has gone to the great freezer in the sky along with the eels and chicken livers (RIP).
 
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Jelly Bean

Bit of a difference now from a year ago when her twitter thread went viral and all sorts of eejits enabled her big head.
But can we please take a moment to remember this tweet which occurred a year on Thursday.
She called Hugh Grant 'H'
The massive twat.
Did he get a mention in The Book?



(thanks @Veronicaaa for screenshot)
 
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Wooh

MancBee said:
Did we ever get the broccoli pasta recipe?

Or is that a stupid question?
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I made the rookie error of searching "broccoli (from:bootstrapcook)" and feel like I've taken 40 you know whats. It's hard to - and I won't- describe the things I've just seen; I stopped at:

"v v v yummy"

So I don't know
 
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Malkiavelli

DianeAbbotsMojito said:
This is hands down the sickest thing I have EVER seen on the internet. Get a life you sad b'stard.

ETA closely followed by this sending love for you to breathe in? OK you sound like Ed Gein you creepy stroker
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Why do people talk like this? Do they imagine that they are actually “sending love to be breathed in”, or is it all just one big act to get likes and/or laid? What a bellend.
 
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Mitzymooface

She has an accountant? Hmm
 
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DianeAbbotsMojito

I'm reading in a hidden tab at work and I just had to try and suppress a laughter induced coughing fit so thanks for that pal

Her male followers are a weird weird bunch. They probably identify as feminists and are all performative supporters of women but there's an element of the incel in the vast majority of them. Creepily vying for attention from a person who gets engaged to women is just deranged (I know occasionally she'll throw them a bone of hope saying ages been looking at men in scrubs on Tinder, she needs to keep them interested after all) They are the sort of men that inhabit women's only spaces because they're "allies" and feel they have a right to be there because they're not like other less cerebral men. They are respectful. But creepily harrass known lesbians on Twitter.
 
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J

jf99

WhyYouCry? said:
95% as good as the original? Absolute bollocks
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Its also not 5% of the work. The only difference is that you're cooking spaghetti hoops in the microwave instead of pasta in a pan. The rest is basically same (well other than the fact she just stirs everything in to the pasta, which means the sauce probably won't emulsify very well)

but yeah, 95% as good as the original...
 
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