George Osborne's family own a paint shop iirc ....
George Osborne's family own a paint shop iirc ....100% new personality just droppedShe's envisoning the 4 bed detached house she can baby trap him into already
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Or is it?It's a typo.
I just tried this to see what would come up. Turns out 8 years ago someone in Kenya quoted something I must have said in my old job (I'm the only person on the Internet with my nameDo you think Jack realises that people in full time employment don’t have time to be constantly searching Twitter for their own name? Or does she think that counts as employment?
Absolutely! Tell Mr HTRIA that the ninnies love the numbers.INCREDIBLE work as always, HTRIA. My hero.
Well, it would make sense - 20 years of full time work after, y'know, she'd finished her degreeOr is it?
#1978truther #TROLLCLAIMS
I've seen Ria Lina on Have I Got News For You, she's great. But Jack would beat her on Celebrity Mastermind, because Ria only has one PhD and she had to earn it. She wasn't given two honorary PhDs for being the bestest smol pov pixie ever.We've been telt, ey?
I've been busy with my low paid part time job but trying to catch up with some TV earlier and watched Celebrity Mastermind today. A fabulous autistic comedian called Ria Lina won and I was thinking about Jack and her lack of TV exposure despite her squillions of attempts to make it into mainstream. She's never been on a panel quiz or game show but I can imagine Jack spending hours and hours refining her Desert Island Discs choices in a moleskin notebook.
I'm just guessing here but I think Jack's subject matter on Mastermind would be Me!
Younger ninnies may have better ideas but here are my guesses for her tracks whilst honking on about herself with Lauren:-
* Me, Myself and I
* Songs About Me
* Free To Be Me
* Me! (soz @BeautifulTrauma )
* I Love Me
* It's My Life
* This Is Me
* My Way
Looooool are you pals with “Caroline” aka Cat who has hands? She was here a few threads back telling us that Jack was merely disorganised (before Jack admitted in the Guardian that she spunked the money she was given on pills and sideboards). Tell her we say hi!I don't have time to grunt. But I just randomly remembered an acquaintance of mine knew Jack from school and I wondered what school she went to.... didn't realise she went to a grammar.... also on nosing at acquaintances fb noticed she worked for a company called on a bootstrap. But said company lists Jack as being born 1978. Anyway carry on
I don't really understand how you do this because I'm as thick as pig shit, but it's fascinating. Unlike Monwoe, it all adds up.Hello ninnies - a quick one, behind a cut as always 4 length and so you don't unwillingly lapse into a boredom coma x thank you to @Lucky Escape for asking this question my husband continues to be stunned anyone reads these so I love stunting on him when there’s a Q
On using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber figure
A quick one on what the distribution of subscribers would have to look like in order to give an average per subscriber figure in line with Orla Hercules' £14.12, just a bit of playing around I got it to £14.92, couldn't be fucked to keep going ngl.
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Anyway, these figures don't look like a reach imo? Like a good 20% subscribing to the bare minimum as legacy subs from when it was a sponsored donkey offering, the largest group (33.1%) on the £10 tier as that's the entry point for physical goods, then the next biggest share outside of the charity tier is £24 because that's what, a SIM only contract to the divorced dads? Smallest share on £7 as that’s a no mans land between giving the bare minimum and getting some shithouse onionsTM. £12 not much going on cos it was that thrifty shades of beige that was swiftly abandoned. £44 still only 10%, but it must have enough action on it to not get rid altogether as it is red flags for how well she's doing out of monetising poverty.
Speculating on that passive income
Anyway with that said, assuming an average per subscriber fee of £14.12 would have yielded Jack between £3.0k - £9.4k a month in 2022. With her highest grossing month being September 2022. For the full cal year of 2022 she'd have taken £99.6k. I wish I didn't have to pay tax lol.
We've also got a £20 ps estimate... I'm not gonna do another one of the models above for this cos cba ngl but eh I think that'd be very good going for her to manage that with nil rewards, I'd expect to see higher paying subs churn quickest because they're paying more for absolutely nish whereas you would be more inclined to forgive a £10-12 monthly sub to support the people's pov.
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As always I invite/implore Jack to unhide her Patreon revenue so we can begin accurately capturing that to add to these summaries. The only way to keep us out of speculating ur business is give us the receipts sweetie so we can accurately report on ur business instead
That's accurate then because Jack's rosemary potatoes have no rosemary either.I'm still mithering about the supposed 'Greek' roast potatoes. Yes, old school Cypriotsdid cook them in lard so I'll give her that but NOT with rosemary. Oregano, yes, rosemary NO. Oh my days, she's so irritating.
I don't have time to grunt. But I just randomly remembered an acquaintance of mine knew Jack from school and I wondered what school she went to.... didn't realise she went to a grammar.... also on nosing at acquaintances fb noticed she worked for a company called on a bootstrap. But said company lists Jack as being born 1978. Anyway carry on
tbf....don't we enjoy the Jack drama too?“Molly” loves drama as much as Jack. Two cheeks of the same arse imo.
Babe, same x. Bit behind but was petrified I'd bump into her when she was here. Imagined that's what I'd do, but in reality I would stare at the ground.When Jack went to a Liverpool game, I made up a wishful scenario in my head where I spotted her walking in front of me, or at least in earshot, so that I could pretend to be on the phone telling someone I seen her and what a cunt I thought she was.
The dog will be her biggest issue, we all know she does less than the bare minimum, so I doubt it is trained. It will bark, jump up at people make a mess and annoy her neighbours no end. The havoc it will cause inside the flat is her problem.I can guarantee the boiler will pack up or there will be a mysterious leak which will uncover some Bodgit and Scarper handiwork. That's how it works when you buy property.
On her PHONE because she couldn't afford a COMPUTERIf she's been working for 20 years, why was she pretending to fill out job applications in HH2?
https://giphy.com/l2YWykytIjPyka2FqI don't have time to grunt. But I just randomly remembered an acquaintance of mine knew Jack from school and I wondered what school she went to.... didn't realise she went to a grammar.... also on nosing at acquaintances fb noticed she worked for a company called on a bootstrap. But said company lists Jack as being born 1978. Anyway carry on
🥹 I don’t wish to be banished butThe New York Times cooking email featured carrot soup this week. It looks delicious.View attachment 1885585
Jack must be fuming.
That lie was stupid the first time and totally incomprehensible the secondOn her PHONE because she couldn't afford a COMPUTER
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