Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

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Well, that’s very magnanimous of you tenderstem and far more than credit I deserve. I can confirm, the crumpets look less than holey but I SHAN’T poke holes in them with chopsticks.
 
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It's funny how defensive she is about the idea that she's buying expensive paint. Who cares? But it had to become a whole weird story about getting it for free. She's unaware of how ridiculous she sounds.
 
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It's funny how defensive she is about the idea that she's buying expensive paint. Who cares? But it had to become a whole weird story about getting it for free. She's unaware of how ridiculous she sounds.
And what other “anti poverty campaigner” would wang on about stuff like this?

It’s so bizarre.
 
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Jack has been working full time since she was 14? I wish I had Jack’s full time job. Sleeping until god knows what time, dicking about on twitter, writing manuals of sloppage and basically being an absolutely bone idle mare.
#1878 truther. She went into service as a parlour maid at 14.
 
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You know what I love? When I spot something nice in a friend's house, and I say "oh I like that!"- and they say "thanks, it's only from B&M/The Range/Home Bargains/Wilko's etc" rather than them lying and saying they found it outside on bin day or some ridiculous lie. Jack, just admit you buy things for your home, we all do it! If you're so proud of earning money for yourself, why are you so reluctant to admit to spending it?
 
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Well of course she wouldn’t DREAM of spending money on paint, having just admitted to taking donations and spending them on furniture which she gave away in exchange for more spenny items.
 
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100% new personality just dropped She's envisoning the 4 bed detached house she can baby trap him into already

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Never mind Cordon Bleu, she needs to be CORDONED OFF
 
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Us always pointing out she's jobless and shagless has clearly stung. The books are decorative, the only thing she reads is tattle
 
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It’s so juvenile, she’s behaving like a child with no awareness of the world? Like if you’re lucky enough to have a disposable income at points you’ve probably treated your friends to lunch or something you saw that was perfect for them but it’s never gonna be to the degree she claims it, like idk how she expects us to believe she has masses of friends who can budget for semi regularly mid to large ticket items for her? Like I’m a mother and a wife so unsurprisingly £400 wall lights for a pal aren’t in my budget because it doesn’t get me/us closer to any of my financial goals?

And she claims to be working class AND low waged too? So surely her peers are in a similar boat? And yet they’ve got the time and money to navigate through John Lewis haberdashery to the curtains counter? Okay.
 
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