Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

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Belgian Bun

I love the idea that full-time work includes sleeping in until 2pm when you are supposed to be in London. If I tried that malarkey I'd be sacked.
 
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FlirtyThirty

It is weird how she has zero actual real friends on twitter expect spanners. (Wonky doesn’t count) Does she filter people? Does she have a fake Southend name now? Or….do they just not exist….
 
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Slop n slide

I’m sorry but is she suggesting she invented colour-coded bookshelves. I just cannot with this absolute joker of a human .
 
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Elsie Ben Felyn

Why can’t she admit to buying anything other than sideboards?

Everything is found, gifted or traded.

I’d say she was lucky if it wasn’t all bollocks.
 
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Django

Veronicaaa said:
Jack must have forgotten that she was only posting about Farrow and Ball in order to wind up the trolls. So why is she complaining that it's winding up the trolls
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We've been telt, ey?
I've been busy with my low paid part time job but trying to catch up with some TV earlier and watched Celebrity Mastermind today. A fabulous autistic comedian called Ria Lina won and I was thinking about Jack and her lack of TV exposure despite her squillions of attempts to make it into mainstream. She's never been on a panel quiz or game show but I can imagine Jack spending hours and hours refining her Desert Island Discs choices in a moleskin notebook.
I'm just guessing here but I think Jack's subject matter on Mastermind would be Me!
Younger ninnies may have better ideas but here are my guesses for her tracks whilst honking on about herself with Lauren:-
* Me, Myself and I
* Songs About Me
* Free To Be Me
* Me! (soz @BeautifulTrauma )
* I Love Me
* It's My Life
* This Is Me
* My Way
 
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DianeAbbotsMojito

MoiraRoseIsMyQueen said:
I thought I was up to date, but I’ve obviously missed something major and I can’t find anything about it - where have Molly’s tweets gone?!
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Someone is threatening to doxx her and take her to court

Quite what a court will make of a claim brought by someone doxxing said person remains unclear.
 
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Emmapism

Might ask Jack how I can get constant free stuff from my friends. Is it the tweeting about being poor that does it? Or should I continually imply I'm smol and fragile? What's a good illness to invent to obtain some made to measure curtains?

She should write a book.....

No, not that one.
 
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House of Carbonara

You've just described a flat I used to rent yonks ago, dear heart!
 
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Day3TShirt

Oh! I don’t feel so bad bashing the book now.
 
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NellieBoo

Can Jack actually leave her bungamansion? Because surely she can't be so spiteful and full of absolute bare faced lying shite in real life?! She'd be shouted and chased down the street round our way .
 
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Penelope_Ghent

Jack has been working full time since she was 14? I wish I had Jack’s full time job. Sleeping until god knows what time, dicking about on twitter, writing manuals of sloppage and basically being an absolutely bone idle mare.
 
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GigglePops

Watching a show on Channel 5 about Keeping Up Appearances. Jack is Hyacinth Bucket isn't she? Absolutely delusional and completely unaware that people are laughing at her, don't want to spend time with her because she's PAINFUL to be around, can see right through her horseshit and she always ends up on her arse in a pond no matter what she tries to do. She thinks she's somebody she's not, just like Hyacinth, and it's hilarious.
 
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