"Fuck the tories!! Fuck the right wing press! Unless you're paying me. In which case, crack on"
How much do conservative think tanks pay their commission members/consultants do we think?
"Fuck the tories!! Fuck the right wing press! Unless you're paying me. In which case, crack on"WTF
Social Security
The future of social security Bright Blue About the project About the commission Latest analysiswww.socialsecurity.brightblue.org.uk
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If you don't have butter, replace it with lard!! #jackshacks #toptipsIf she stopped doing that then she'd have some butter for her dry, sad toast.
#TopTip
Ooh yes, it wouIf we all stopped talking about her at once and ignored her, I reckon she would be searching the parenting site and Reddit just in case we were all meeting up somewhere else. Or even…meeting up in person and having fun without her! We may need to consider strike action.
Unfortunately I expect you to be right. I'm seriously hoping he's just moved in with one of the neighbours.In all seriousness Coops isn't there is he?
It was like this with Mini and Dash
No sightings for months/weeks until she tries to gaslight. Expect a breezy - 'omg for all those trying to imply something, Cooper is now very happily living with SB's dad. This was always going to be the arrangement since he was a kitten if I ever downsized. Please try harder if you want to twist something lovely into something horrible'.
I think, if so, she has now managed to..single-handedly, gently reword that ancient phrase, which should read: a broken clock is right ONCE a day. If you are lucky.This was mentioned a few months ago I think?
She rolled out one of her photos at a desk with a top pocket full of biros.
I can only presume she did her usual of minimal unhelpful input, honking about herself at a meeting or two (I think they were on zoom) but they still have to credit her
The Humble Sausage Pie.Jack's recipe for prawn cocktail is frozen prawns mixed with ready-made, shop-bought seafood sauce
I'm not surprised. After all, the maverick kitchen savant's recipe for tomato soup is ... a tin of tomato soup.Jack's recipe for prawn cocktail is frozen prawns mixed with ready-made, shop-bought seafood sauce
That intro was written by a copywriter with a very simple brief - include the following recipes and make it sound appetising. It's the sort of vanilla guff that requires zero research and can be churned out and tweaked in about 15-20mins. Max. Including putting the kettle on for a cuppa.There isn't anything new or interesting in the Sunday Express Grifty supplement - I've attached it behind the spoiler below for completeness.
They haven't even named her on the front page advertising it!
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It's baffling, sticking a whole chicken in the oven so that you can serve it with the main part of the recipe, which is a cold slaw. Baffling!!I see our old friend desiccated chicken appears in that Express advertorial. Mmmmmm yummy.
Not to be confused for her recipe for baked beans, for which you need ..... a tin of baked beans.I'm not surprised. After all, the maverick kitchen savant's recipe for tomato soup is ... a tin of tomato soup.
And she gets paid for this shite.
She hates food.The Humble Sausage Pie.
There is NO seasoning. None. No salt or pepper or indeed anything.
Baffling.
bloody hell, are you sure you’re not Jack. You have her spot on!In all seriousness Coops isn't there is he?
It was like this with Mini and Dash
No sightings for months/weeks until she tries to gaslight. Expect a breezy - 'omg for all those trying to imply something, Cooper is now very happily living with SB's dad. This was always going to be the arrangement since he was a kitten if I ever downsized. Please try harder if you want to twist something lovely into something horrible'.
Yes, yes, yes.This puts it as baldly in the press as I've ever seen it I think - specifically stating the drunk/spending/tramadol money was donated by the public, and was intended to support her work. And the FT too
If that is not true (it is) that is the sort of thing you would think she should be litigious over.
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(@Veronicaaa screenshot).
Is that the chicken that Andy Lynes said you might as well cook according to instructions on packet?I see our old friend desiccated chicken appears in that Express advertorial. Mmmmmm yummy.
I think it is! - salt, pepper, and put it in the oven until it’s cooked. I dunno about you, but I'm throwing away my Ottolenghi books now.Is that the chicken that Andy Lynes said you might as well cook according to instructions on packet?
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