I hate the way she talks about Scotland, as though we're all sitting in our crofts gazing up at the majestic sky. Always reminds me of this, from Adrian Mole.As for the Northern Lights, she'll be lucky. My matehas just come back from a Hurtigruten cruise to Tromso and only saw them on two nights. He said they were "underwhelming" and the cruise staff said that this year has not been great for seeing the Northern Lights.
So good luck sighting them in Scotland Jack.
I'm going camping in August, I'm going to be sleeping in a tent every night for the next few months just to get used to it.
Hold on, a long weekend?? This cunt has no job!! Take him on a proper holiday, you know, like the ones you go on yourself you selfish hag!! “Scotland has my heart, I’d like to share it with him” so, just as we expected, she has been up to Scotland multiple times and NEVER taken him. What a bitch. You can go camping anywhere you freak, why would you spend a long weekend going by train to Scotland and back? Go for a week, you literally do not have a job!!! It’s February half term coming up, pal. Oh, and Google is your (only) friend.
By the time it ever happens, probably Johnny
It's that kind of sneaky religion thing that puts me off, like you'll just be reading a cookbook then BAM they'll start sneaking bits of religion in and before you know it you're signed up to a church that isn't even a nice real church but in someones house or a weird hut.
another mention that she sleeps on the couch. Send casho
"Someone's been playing with their slow cooker...
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Never happened. How’d you get a MIL, Jack?
