You are Jack and I claim my five pounds
Back in the DK days she had a really supportive squig who Jack offered to send a book to. Over the next few months the squig kept enquiring about it...don't remember her getting it but someone else might back this up?
Her teeny tiny lips! don’t do fillers, kids!
(aw thanks, didn't think anyone had noticed etc etc) and when I was showing the hairdresser what I wanted he swiped my photos too far and out popped a picture of Jack Monroe. Never have I grabbed my phone so quick. Imagine going in for:
Oh but there are still a few things that differentiate me from the real Jack. For example, my food tasted good and didn't require a straw to eat it through.
Honestly, she makes CHARIDEE and mutual aid and whatnot look so complicated. We have to go through her to get to some weird self-appointed foodbank HQ which doesn't give out actual food and doesn't even tell people where they can get local help where they most need it. It's, like, capitalist charity or something.Can nobody on that infernally insufferable hellsite see through this ‘look how kind I am’ charade?? If she was being that kind, she’d keep it to herself and drop the cookbooks to the Foodbank, the trashy novels to the old peoples home, and the art and reference to the local comp. Then, she’d take the mountain of kids books, kids magazines and kids comics to…..oh, wait
Oh there's loads of people on there that can. Every day a new face pops up with a zinger.Can nobody on that infernally insufferable hellsite see through this ‘look how kind I am’ charade?? If she was being that kind, she’d keep it to herself and drop the cookbooks to the Foodbank, the trashy novels to the old peoples home, and the art and reference to the local comp. Then, she’d take the mountain of kids books, kids magazines and kids comics to…..oh, wait
Those "get up and go" muffins would certainly get ones guts up and going - for a quick trip to the loo
LOL WHAT?? She does realise that the holes in the crumpets are there because of the cooking process and are not meant to be ... decorative, doesn't she?
I think she's got quite a cute nose there. It's hard to believe how much it's changed.
Lolling at posh biscuits making her feel guilty, not the lies about her so called poverty and taking money from people who hardly have any.
DECEASED. Send reanimationos
I think we might have to face the fact that she doesn't. The literal food expert has made a mistake. I shall never forget where I was when I learned about the muffin chopstick.
"She also continues to have a difficult relationship with money. Occasionally, she treats herself to a posh packet of biscuits, but it leaves her feeling guilty."
Oh that's what that was about! For some reason it never occurred to me that the writer of the piece might be lying as well! Chapeau!
