I'm crying with laughter at the idea of HMRC having a Tattle account. Oh god, I hope they do, I really hope they do!
Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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Looks like a right sneer
I keep trying to change the @ so they won't get tagged in but nothing works! Sorry @ HRMC
There are fragile 14 year old who manage their socials better than Jack. She really has no idea.
Surprised she didn't claim to punch him on the way out.
I am a bit addicted to books, in fact I have far to many (you can't actually have too many but I do have a lot and I digress), even with my addiction I couldn't muster anywhere that number of boxes!
Maybe she bought the four sideboards she didn't like at £300 each, made Louisa take two, shoved the other two in the communal skip, and bought a load of Cotswold ones she did like. That would make more sense than any other explanation.
This is my motherfucking aneurysm. People have donated money to her and she spunks it all on £150k worth of furniture and miscellany to keep up with Leggy’s mates and then downsizes to her flat that she’s bought. Then flexes about how good it is to give away her stuff to the poors and insinuates it’s her being humble?! Invoking a motherfucking superhero origin story….being tricksy with her words as per usual
I nearly reported this absolute bleep to her uni last night for her unhinged behaviour on Twitter but then I realised I’d be as bad as Jack’s snivelling grass fans so I didn’t. But I hope someone else does tbh. Anyone not afraid of their union grandad haunting them for such action, please, go ahead.
Can I just point to the shitey “Positive News” fap-fest where they call her a “habitué” of online spaces. I’m sorry, can you repeat that?! That’s exactly the type of thing that I might have written trying to sound clever and my supervisor would comment “what the duck is this word, think of something in plain English”. More pandering to the middle class hand-wringers, and some will no doubt lap it up.
Thread title pleeeease - Foghorn BeghornFoghorn Beghorn
Last time I moved I had at least 40 boxes of books. It's my main thing really. I've always craved a library of my own.
Grunking but just pondering if she had just stayed off twitter and only posted the book links this week she would have not had so much tit as everyone would have just been taking the piss out of/defending Harry
Still grunking but coming from the past to day diagnosed chronic (I assume she means complex which is what the C actually stands for you utter plantpot Jack) MY ARSE. It is incredibly incredibly difficult to find medical professionals in the UK who have the specialism and awareness to diagnose. Most are mistakenly diagnosed with BPD or other related personality disorders. It'd usually specialist psychiatrists that have to be consulted privately who diagnose, and more often it's after long and hard and expensive work finding a good, knowledgeable and experienced therapist where you'll become aware that it's CPTSD - and said therapists can't diagnose.
As someone with actual CPTSD who lives with the utter life altering and life destroying symptoms and repercussions of that, she can get in the bleeping bin trying to add another identity to her collection.
I didn’t get in until 7pm and Jack is STILL chaosing? Where does she fit literally ANYTHING else in - SB, dog, cat, food, 14 books a week, work (???)
Are we on the way to a mega Chaos, mum potatoes style? She’s being dragged way more now than she was then. And her book is being absolutely buried by spare, batch cook lady and pinch of nom. She’s probably bought spare, given she’s a big fan and met the Queen 57 times.
Anyway I’m making a brew ready for the evening’s entertainment. If you could flounce & deactivate by 11pm though Jack as I’m up early for work. Ta.
Are we on the way to a mega Chaos, mum potatoes style? She’s being dragged way more now than she was then. And her book is being absolutely buried by spare, batch cook lady and pinch of nom. She’s probably bought spare, given she’s a big fan and met the Queen 57 times.
Anyway I’m making a brew ready for the evening’s entertainment. If you could flounce & deactivate by 11pm though Jack as I’m up early for work. Ta.
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I just clicked on the link in her twitter bio.
@Lucy Aeroplane (re: your thoughts about a PhD earlier) she 'welcomes discussion of PhD project proposals", one of them being "postdramatic dramaturgies". If anyone is the poster child for melodrama and histrionics it's Jack. Get in there!
Also, I really hope someone reports her.
“I admit sometimes I poke mine with a chopstick to make the bubbles more defined!”
So basically the recipe is flawed.
Way behind as per but so much this. Clutter is what my Nan has - sun catchers, glass bowls on doilies, ornaments that inexplicably light up or play music. Clutter is not having more designer furniture than you can fit into your newly purchased flat.
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Thank you @reluctant_pumble. That article is a crock of shite. They forgot to mention that she is a boring old coke hag.
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