I am SEVERELY UNWELL (I have a cold) so I am enjoying snark Jack. It usually builds to a crescendo and her deleting Twitter by about midnight so I’ll get the popcorn on.
tbf, lots of people did thank her for posting the chocolate bars - including at least one person from Australia. If only she could put these little ~bursts of energy~ to use and post some stupid postcards. Imagine how different things could be.I've never seen anyone thank her after having received one of these performative gifts. There is evidence of non-receipt, though (which you'd think would be harder to find) - in @kachoochoo 's list of Coming Soons:
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As do rabbits. The super rich milk helps the kits to grow very quickly.If you want to get technical about it spiders produce "milk" that's more nutrient dense than a cow's but I'd defy even Jack to go that far.
I lived in a. 3 bedroomed house, not. Enough room for 7 bookcasesTeeny tiny smol flat that only fits seven bookcases. Send cashos. 🥲
No tenderstem, this means you now get a book deal and your very own cock drawer xForgive me canal for I have sinned.
I was halfway through cooking when I realised I didn't have any fresh tomatoes. I used canned tomatoes but I didn't want the whole meal to end up a wet, sloppy mess so I...rinsed off the juice before adding them.
Do I have to hand in my Frau badge now?
Christ, with that hooter she’d sniff up the spoon as well, never to be seen again.very fancy way of doing
That explains why she needs so many.Christ, with that hooter she’d sniff up the spoon as well, never to be seen again.
I think so. @Veronicaaa spotted them lazily them praising her Observer article about the VBI last year:Meant to ask earlier - is that Joseph Rowntree lie a new one?
Reported... 2 photos, 2 close, 2 big..
I'm guessing they'll be self help books or something of that nature. As you can see they've really worked their magic on Jack.
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People laughing at her gets her raging even more than accusations of lying. I predict a short, severe snowstorm followed by a volcanic eruption centred on a crappy bungahouse in Southend.
Especially as they often have corkscrews or bottle opener optionsOh I'm riled this afternoon. Someone's saying the knife and hammer didn't work for opening a tin and she's pointed out she meant a Swiss army style knife. But didn't she say use a knife you're not particularly attached to? Ruining a Swiss army knife to open a tin.... makes sense
Aside from essential furniture, I have six, two of which are my children’s, since they live with meSorry, I am grunking so don't know where this is going to land but:
7 F-ING BOOKCASES. 7! *looks around my decent sized 2 bed flat with precisely 0 bookcases*
Does this 1 bed flat have a study, dining room, office and box room as well?? Feck me.
It's what she reads to try to pretend to be a human*