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Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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This MADE MY DAY
BIB - might explain her recent reference to her toes thoughCAMELS do milk too. Fair enough, there probably aren't many milk camels in Southend, but it's still an oversight.
A lot of it was funny, but the foghorn bit stood out. Also hooting at the 'covering her tattoos' and renaming herself Jackie so she doesn't get recognised at food banks.
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Sorry Squig, Jack can't respond she's slipped into a well timed lieabetic coma.
This one's pretending to have a beard
Never mind that, is she sitting on a sideboard placed up against another sideboard??
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Omg this was pre-trout pout Jack. I forget sometimes what she was like before fillers
Why is she determined to drag everyone down to the lowest possible point? There's no nuance in Jack's World of Pov, is there? Nobody can afford 60p on a can opener, everyone is destitute.
The hair looks like a Brambly Mouse
And yet have (crappy, can opener-less) swiss army knives and mallets for days
Brilliant! She really is All Things for All People, Everywhere
I'm thinking it's probably built into the cliffs at Southend, overlooking the secret MOD training area for *security* reasons.
Quietly blending into the background like this, but with her massive Chesney face instead of Dr Evil.
Is the floating stunt hair yet another casualty of photoshop, in this case having to remove the spenny Tiffany earrings ( that were real/dupes/found in a puddle)
I'd love to be as busy as Jack, with time to make cardboard cut outs of my furniture, and time to source ebay listing of my clothes to own the trollz.
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