The hair LEFT.
The hair LEFT.
This MADE MY DAY
BIB - might explain her recent reference to her toes thoughCAMELS do milk too. Fair enough, there probably aren't many milk camels in Southend, but it's still an oversight.
A lot of it was funny, but the foghorn bit stood out. Also hooting at the 'covering her tattoos' and renaming herself Jackie so she doesn't get recognised at food banks.
Sorry Squig, Jack can't respond she's slipped into a well timed lieabetic coma.This MADE MY DAY
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Never mind that, is she sitting on a sideboard placed up against another sideboard??Excellent spot! I need to add the higher quality photo from the article here because it's just too funny:
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schniiiiiiiifffffffffffffffff
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Omg this was pre-trout pout Jack. I forget sometimes what she was like before fillersShe's definitely got more nasal over time. Check out this from 2017. Also, Jack talking about rudeness? Lol.
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Why is she determined to drag everyone down to the lowest possible point? There's no nuance in Jack's World of Pov, is there? Nobody can afford 60p on a can opener, everyone is destitute.
Brilliant! She really is All Things for All People, Everywhere
I'm thinking it's probably built into the cliffs at Southend, overlooking the secret MOD training area for *security* reasons.Sorry, I am grunking so don't know where this is going to land but:
7 F-ING BOOKCASES. 7! *looks around my decent sized 2 bed flat with precisely 0 bookcases*
Does this 1 bed flat have a study, dining room, office and box room as well?? Feck me.
I'd love to be as busy as Jack, with time to make cardboard cut outs of my furniture, and time to source ebay listing of my clothes to own the trollz.