Right mon frere et sœurs, in regards to the above mentioned quoted subject matter in respect of our degenerate mon ami & proclamation in the Grauniad article that they have fulfilled their Patreon obligations having sent postcards to their tiered subscribers, well I would like to cordially invite you all to some chaos that even the most super of super sleuths that we have here amongst us have missed, as always we have the receipts!
i will start off with the dates of Royal Mail strikes in December 2022. These dates are;
Friday 9 December
Sunday 11 December
Wednesday 14 December
Thursday 15 December
Friday 23 December
Saturday 24 December
Please note that since Xmas Eve Royal Mail has NOT been on strike at any point up until the current day today of 10th January. On the 20th December 2022 our degenerate mon ami (Monroe for those who can’t speak French) tweeted;
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Now please pay particular attention to what our mon ami said in her tweet, that being “Apart from the 2 years worth all at once” in regards to her posting out and sending a whole 2 years worth of postcards that day via the post office. Now I personally know full well just like my fellow brethren here that Monroe does have a penchant for being tricksy in the words that she uses that her stans and your average Joe Bloggs can’t see the woods for the trees but it’s very very clear in what she said in her own tweet above on the 20th December that she has done 2 whole years of postcards all at once and that she has posted them to those Patreon subscribers.
Now since she sent them that day on the 20th December as her tweet implies there was only two Royal Mail strike days as I listed above earlier, those dates being the 23rd and 24th of December. Let’s also be generous here and factor in that this was at the very peak of the run up to Xmas and that it’s undoubtedly the most busiest time of the year for Royal Mail so 1sr class or 2nd class posted items aren’t always delivered the next day or by the 2nd day as you would expect them to be or as you have paid for them to be, but generally speaking they would be the majority of the time received by the 3rd day, definitely by the 4th day after posting. Let’s now also be even more generous here for our degenerate friend and factor in that in the previous two weeks of her posting out the whole 2 years worth of postcards that Royal Mail were on strike for two days for each of those two weeks and there might possibly have been a backlog of mail at Royal Mail, I make these mentions just to take into account any possible issues that need to be considered.
Now with all of that said and done and bei mg very generous with elements that we should factor in, since her tweet of the 20th December where she very clearly stated that she had posted out a whole 2 years worth of postcards there had been 12 legitimate posting days until today the 10th January whereby Royal Mail has been delivering. Even factoring in the possibility of mail backlogs due to the strikes throughout the whole of December, factoring in that it was the Xmas period and most busiest time of the year for Royal Mail our degenerate friend Monroe had of posted the postcards on the 20th December as per her own tweet it is indisputable that they would all have been delivered by now 12 valid delivering days later if not at least 95% of them would have been delivered.
BUT HEY, what’s this? You want more chaos I hear you chant? Well who am I to deny you such a thing? In that case have a read of this tweet from our mutual friend
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Tweeted only 3 days ago on the 7th January. Those eagle eyed amongst us (So all of you) will notice that at the end of her tweet that she says that they were sent out in both December and January of this year. She says that she had mailed out the outstanding Patreon pledges in January but she said in her 20th December tweet that she had just mailed out a whole two years worth of Patreon postcards pledges??
so she either outright lied in December when she tweeted saying that she had mailed out 2 years at once worth of postcards to her subscribers if she only tweeted 3 days ago that she has done this in both December and January OR she has lied in her interview with the Grauniad feature article saying that she has fulfilled her Patreon obligations as that took place prior. Now just one further thing because we are the generous type of folks around here, like the generosity shown over the postal timeline factors above, it could be said that she meant that her tweet back in December was for the 2 years outstanding missed pledges that she had posted and her most recent tweet where she referenced sending out in January that she meant that she had also fulfilled her obligations for the month of January obligations but as tricksy as she may be, her tweet from 3 days ago quite clearly states that she had mailed out outstanding pledges and Januarys wouldn’t be outstanding as yet and nor would she have coupled that with saying December either.
i personally don’t think that we will hear of any of her subscribers confirming that they have received any of these postcards for another couple of weeks yet. I don’t believe 100% that Monroe sent anything at all back on the 20th December as she claimed and she was mindful of the strikes fully intending to use them as an excuse, her secondary tweet only 3 days ago now saying that she sent some of the outstanding in January also again as a tool to give her more time if she is challenged by anyone who hasn’t received their postcards BUT I do believe that they will receive these postcards in the coming couple of weeks or so because Monroe knows full well with the increased scrutiny that she has been under recently that she has to send them out to her subscribers now that she has tweeted publicly that she has done this already as well as saying in the Grauniad interview article that she has fulfilled her Patreon pledges obligations that if she doesn’t actually send anything out then that will literally validate what we have been saying about her all along, that she is a fraud, grifter and scammer and we aren’t trolls and she knows that she has to.
the thing is though if she did send anything via post on the 20th December, regardless of any possible backlog, strikes etc they would have been received by now 12 postal days later and nobody has confirmed that and secondly she has clearly lied based on her second tweet saying she sent them in January as well when she said she sent them all in December. It’s just another day, another month and another indisputable lie from our best friend who JUST CANT LIE
Also, GK is now ranked 418 in the bookselling charts whereas Bored of Lunch is ranked no 2 - amazing
