Jack Monroe #458 This addled lie factory is on another level

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Exactly. The obvious answer would be turn off notifications for @ mentions and don't look at the tab for them. Is she thick or what?
 
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I stay in this thread because it's like a TV series that keeps getting renewed. They rehash the same storylines but you want to know how it turns out...and you just know that if you leave there will be another exciting event and it'll take you forever to catch up.
 
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One of my kids who has asd has a complete aversion to metal to the point where they cannot handle coins at all. The texture and smell drive them crazy. I wouldn't dare inflict the Jack in the Bath photo on them as they'll have the ick for bloody months
 
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I'm sure she's said before that Content is or will be 10 stone
50 to 60lb heavier than the maximum weight of a standard poodle or retriever?

I don't know masses about goldendoodles but that sounds like nonsense. For reference, 10 stone is the lower weight range of an adult male St Bernard.

[edit: I thought Content was a labradoodle, but it's a goldendoodle].
 
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Just caught up properly! One of my big dreams is to fund a PhD scholarship to enable "non traditional" students to take their research further, if I manage it I'm calling it the Salt Pig Scholarship and in its inaugural year I'll be encouraging deep dives into grifting.
 
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I am also straight and own a salt pig, although mine came from a ceramics shop in Madrid, so not Le Creuset. Maybe we are the exception to prove the rule, tenderstem?
 
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How long will this tweeting before midday last?
Still trying to prove her lie-in on Guardian interview day was a one off isn't she
And has anyone even asked how much that jacket was? I presume it is to provoke the usual 'Jack it's ridiculous you constantly have to justify yourself like this' comments.
 
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FFS I just sprayed tea EVERYWHERE.

Virgin are definitely taking the piss with that ad.

The fascination (if you can call it that) with JM is similar to that of serial killers You feel sadness and anger for the victims but at the same time you can't help be interested in how their mind works and why they do what they do. Their behaviour is appalling in fascinating in equal measure.
 
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Jack's most recent 'like', re. the book she loves so much



Led me to this



And this




So all in all, seems like another great recommendation from Jack
 
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Went to a Serial Killer talk here in Westcliff last night. Was fascinating. Didn’t see a small pixie there though. Clearly I’m of a type
 
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What's out there that she wants to pretend she hasn't seen?
I’m guessing the Virgin tweet which is across every one of their radio channels. Weird flex complaining they’re trying to imply something about her using a publicity photo wearing clothes she chose.
 
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If you don’t have salt in your diet I think you end up being deceased
Have we considered that this may be propaganda by Big Salt, and that they want Jack to stop breathing before she reveals their secrets to the world? You know, like how Big Sugar won't let her have a TV show. The plot thickens (unlike the infamous lasagne sauce)
 
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That would sort of fit with the breeder someone identified as having goldendoodles released, a lady who cleaned out the cages thought Content was one of their Goldendoos and they also bread large poo crosses - Newfypoos and St Bernadoos which sounds a nightmare poop a scooping - think the ladies squig handle mentioned Norwich or Norfolk
 
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