Yep, sounds all too familiar. I can't go into too many details about the latest drama but honestly you would laugh. they've been divorced 11 years.
Yep, sounds all too familiar. I can't go into too many details about the latest drama but honestly you would laugh. they've been divorced 11 years.I’ve just been reminded of my ex’s ex. Thank goodness I don’t need to deal with her anymore, jeez! Like your one, very smashy when upset, also always in A&E, can’t commit to anything, always having massive rows with friends, family and neighbours. The smashing of hanging baskets reminds me of her once getting in a rage about nothing, just furious at our unbotheredness in general - she just started off on one. It went on and on with her ranting in the street, and she started ripping the heads off of roses that belonged to the neighbour! Culminating in cut hands that she was then screaming at us about having “done to her”, it was awful. I have a few people of varying degrees of family/acquaintance that have some of these/Jack’s issues. I think that’s why I find her so infuriating, that it’s all playing out in the public sphere and nobody seems to realise!
Bloody hell I've waffled.
Thank you, Elliebob, for sharing this. I’m so sorry you and your family have had to go through all of this. No waffle at all x
Hate quoting myself but it's just occurred to me that this is the recipe for self love stew, which was the main lead in her promotional drive for her most recent book but which was actually a recycled recipe from Cooking on a Bootstrap? I thought it was a new one, why was she putting this front and centre for her new book when it was already written and available?Oh I meant to say earlier, when she linked to her youtube channel for the kitten video I had a look at her previous videos. She went through a very short-lived phase (unusual for jack, I know) at the start of the year doing 'Jackanoshy' - which is like Jackanory but she's reading her recipes out?? ASMR style??? It's extremely creepy and also grandiose, as though she's reading sacred texts or something. CRIIIINGE/
This is fascinating. So, no one gives a shit about her cooking, it's all about the drama.Don't wanna overwhelm with numbers so sorry if this is dry, I'm also shattered so not v articulate:
A lil heat map of her activity, the darker the green the more tweets have occurred in that hour / on that day in the time period we're looking at. Please note this is a total for the 85 day period / 2.9k tweets, not a daily average!
- On avg she tweets 36 times a day, median is 30 so that suggests she's relatively consistent with this at least! Range 1 - 144, again remembering the bulk of her content gets deleted...
- Now we're excluding RTs (approx 7% of our sample) here because that'd piggy back on that person's viral tweet success... so for her she ranges from 0 - 3.7k RTs, with a median of just 6 per tweet.
- Restating the previously mentioned fav figures because of my RT oversight: range 0 - 29.3k, with a median of just 10 favourites per tweet.
- ANNOYINGLY I can't get reply count w/o having access to Twitter's enterprise API which would be really interesting because she does have a lot of convos, evidently.
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Honestly it looks like she must log in at 11am and just...stay there? I appreciate it's skewed by deleted shitfits which you can see where there's white squares of 0, but largely there's not a day of week or hour of day she's not tweeted on - is she eternally online?!
Now just adding RT count + fav count as 'engagements' to calculate avg engagements per tweet. Remembering to help ~contextualise results her median engagements is just 10 per tweet:
quickly edited to update with the range of her engagements, as it’s huge, 0-30.4k
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As you can tell by the sea of red & yellow, largely they skew at the lower end. She just has a handful of bigger tweets amongst a load of old shit. Most engaged with tweet, by a country mile, was about Hopkins. Second DW, then 3rd going out for paint loool. Nothing to do with work has slapped on Twitter, it's as if no one's actually rinsing those beans?
This is hilariously self-indulgent. The way her voice gets slower as she reads her “self-love-stew” as if she’s trying to be soothing. Self love means something else to meOh I meant to say earlier, when she linked to her youtube channel for the kitten video I had a look at her previous videos. She went through a very short-lived phase (unusual for jack, I know) at the start of the year doing 'Jackanoshy' - which is like Jackanory but she's reading her recipes out?? ASMR style??? It's extremely creepy and also grandiose, as though she's reading sacred texts or something. CRIIIINGE/
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That cat has stalking body language. Look at its eyes. In the video where it’s licking the kitten - it’s behaviour also has aggression. Its back legs are poised to trap and kick. My cat does it with my arm if I go in to mess with him. It hurts like hell. It’s extremely stressful for a cat to have another feline brought into their environment.
I don't understand how YouTube and watermarks work but she really is a cunt, who needs to explain who Noel Fitzpatrick is, much less say 'the telly'. She's not someone off Coronation Street ffs.Probably already repeating loads, but I scanned the kitten video just because I was sure she would mention the £700 quid for the xrays. Of course she did. She's every bit as terrible as I think she is.
Embarrassing that she's watermarked it so heavily, as if this would go viral and be re-posted
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To be honest I'm surprised she's not got Fibromyalgia or something of that ilk , don't get me wrong, people genuinely have these diagnoses and rightly so, however, they are often exploited by people with similar behaviours to JM. Mainly because it's difficult to diagnose.Gotta say, at this point I don't believe a singular one of JM's ailments are real. Would take her showing me her medical records to believe it, and even then I would think she doctored them. She's self diagnosed every last thing she yaps on about (only when it suits). I don't believe her version of any event be it popping down the shops or the death of the kitten. Everything she comes off with stinks. With the door mechanism videos and kitten scans from the vets she seems to be manically grasping at more *believe me* straws, so I expect to see the medical records uploaded soon, ta Jack
awww this is lovely, thank you so much my love cos after today I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed as to wtf will happen now so it’s a really lovely message to read. It’s terrifying isn’t it@heretoreaditall2019 was it the other thread you mentioned it onffs I’m an idiot! I’m so pleased for you, though. I had a particularly complicated first pregnancy, so I know a little of how stressful and strange it all is, I wish I could impart on you some kind of reassurance and chilled vibes, but it’s so hard to get that across and it’s easy to say “everything will be fine” when you’re on the other side of it. With my first baby I did all the classes and stuff, read all the books, had a plan down to the most minute detail, but was super stressed and had pre-existing health issues. Second one just kind of hardly had time to think, third one I pretty much just rocked up to the hospital, ordered a takeaway and pulled him out myself (I’m not even joking). You’re so clever and thoughtful, you’ll be a fantastic mum. The baby will be doing excel spreadsheets at her six week check
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I FIND OUT WHAT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THESE WERE MEANT TO BE PROMOTING!!!Sadly she likely won’t do any more cotswolds thot shots for a bit, I think they’re my fav social media outbursts
Putin on the line to Jackie Neeson, in need of her special triangulation skills:omg bless you hun, silly frau got pregnant didn’t she ive been royally shafted! If Putin or any other dictator is reading I’m available for freelance work babe x
Thanks for the input, I hope your own challenges are manageable. And to say, most likely she’s just a complete Arsehole. Larry David done a comedy episode on a similar theme, funnily enough.I suffer with BPD and although I'm no psychologist, I don't think Jack does. Dependant personality disorder I have considered might be a possibility or maybe she's just an arsehole.
Don't!The worst bit of it all was the lady taking my blood telling me her baby was 9lbs 6 - I didn't know they could possibly get so big?! That's not a baby that's a fully grown bloke and he owes u rent, I had to go for a sit
Oh, same - they got it wrong for me as well. They told me my second would be 10 lbs and he was 8 lbs 12Don't!
Honestly though, they get this wrong a lot. Don't get freaked out by it. They told me my first baby was about 10lb, second was supposedly 9lb and tiny baby was another 10lber..... they were all under 7lb at full term.
Glad it all went well.
She's unmanageable - she clearly can't work with people, because she's always mooing about how she does everything herself. She'll write another book of slop-recipes, that's all she has left.I think she needs to hire an agent/PR person, and have someone else controlling her social media.
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