I opened 2 cans, tipped them into 2 pans and made a simple observation. About 30 years ago. Have bought plum tomatoes ever since. Total cost back then was about 20p as tomatoes used to be cheap. She is a twat.
Borax round ours.
I opened 2 cans, tipped them into 2 pans and made a simple observation. About 30 years ago. Have bought plum tomatoes ever since. Total cost back then was about 20p as tomatoes used to be cheap. She is a twat.Quoting you again VVV (soz) because I was searching for Jack’s advice to someone on Twitter to pinch ketchup from ‘Spoons (now sadly she’s deleted those tweets) but credit where credit is due: I found this from 2021, so it’s not new advice from Jack!
Borax round ours.It was glucose powder round our way!
I just find it strange that people moan so much about childcare being strangers. Consistent trusted caregivers can be family, friends or neither. A friend of ours has a demanding job and lots of kids. After birth of child 1 she got a childminder, who was at that time obviously a stranger. Subsequent children think this woman is their aunt or something until they get to an age where they can work out there's no biological link, as she's always been such a reliable and constant presence in all their lives. There are plenty of absent or rubbish family for many kids who wouldn't be as positive an influence.We’ll, it’s an excuse, isn’t it? She never intended to quit that job. She applied for flexible working, they said no, she rage-quit and they accepted it. She tried to rescind the resignation, they said don’t let the door hit you on the arse on your way out!
This put her in a double-bind of having to look after her own child a lot, and not having any kudos from being “one of the fire brigade” cough, call handler, cough.
Jamie said it all in 2016.Quoting you again VVV (soz) because I was searching for Jack’s advice to someone on Twitter to pinch ketchup from ‘Spoons (now sadly she’s deleted those tweets) but credit where credit is due: I found this from 2021, so it’s not new advice from Jack!
*Sure* she opened and weighed lots of tins to figure this outQuoting you again VVV (soz) because I was searching for Jack’s advice to someone on Twitter to pinch ketchup from ‘Spoons (now sadly she’s deleted those tweets) but credit where credit is due: I found this from 2021, so it’s not new advice from Jack!
Am I on it? They may have me down with my first and middle name, rather than just the first: Wooly Wooly Mammoth. Should be under services to promote the reintroduction of avatarless parody extinct species to the internet. It'll be a double act with my friend Dodo Bird. Thanks.Jack is not on the New Year Honours List:
Community champions dominate new year honours list
Charity fundraisers and volunteers supporting refugees among those recognised for their contributionwww.theguardian.com
Marms that is way to early for a ‘you know what’ but it would be so perfect for the new year!Jamie said it all in 2016.
The socialisation would be a huge bonus for an only child living with Jack.Traditionally it takes a village to help raise a child. Whilst the traditional support networks have faded over time, childcare support is still largely delivered by women and there is no shame in using child care services. Society has evolved, women are no longer confined to being home makers post marriage and now women make up half the work force filling valuable roles in education, care and health in particular.
Most mums I know have always used a mixture of grandparents and child minders for additional care Jack had no shame in asking grandparents to care for her son. She is denigrating women for doing something completely normal. It's also a nice social experience for children, even young babies and early socialisation might benefit the immune system too. It's really shitty behavior from self proclaimed feminist and mother of the year Jack Monroe.
Yup thisI mean, Jack thinks putting your child in a creche is akin to having them fostered. I'm sure she said this.
The poor child has probably been used as a human shield since his conceptionYup this View attachment 1841870
Such a compassionate thing for her fostered/adopted siblings to read
Eta: sorry i was grunking and didn't see the mighty Valli did a quicker and better post
That quote is very strange - as it was in response to someone asking why SB couldn't live with his dad if times were so hard. Which she hysterically equates to putting him in care.Yup this View attachment 1841870
Such a compassionate thing for her fostered/adopted siblings to read
Eta: sorry i was grunking and didn't see the mighty Valli did a quicker and better post
Yes, very much in the “do you want me to stop breathing!” School of Jack rebuttal.That quote is very strange - as it was in response to someone asking why SB couldn't live with his dad if times were so hard. Which she hysterically equates to putting him in care.
I loved Timmy Mallet so much, when the show got taken off the air I was about 4 and I watched Time Team religiously because I was convinced that Baldrick was Timmy Mallet and the show was a Wacadays sketch. I went off him though because I tried to watch him when he was on Im a Celeb and he was running around with his trousers around his ankles shouting at Ant and Dec.Timmy Mallett absolutely terrified me. I’m still not fully over it.
A girl I grew up with was a Grandma at 28, a bit weird but not she's still 11 years older than the youngest Grandma ever. 22 is pretty reasonable? Unless Jack's a pro lifer then she made the decision to have a baby whilst out of a relationship?I know it's hardly the most objectionable thing in that abhorrent blog, but her saying she had SB "very young" is my new aneurysm. She was in her early twenties FFS! OK, younger than the average age, but in the actual working class community I'm from, it isn't at all unusual to see girls having their first kid at 16 (and sadly, sometimes even younger). She really can't stop her inner middle class Tory from oozing out every time she opens her facetuned mouth.
You must not have heard about the time Dick van Dyke fell asleep on a lilo and was rescued by a gang of porpoisesTotally off topic, but my favourite ever celeb story is that Schnorbitz once fell into a swimming pool at Terry Scott’s house, only to be rescued by Barbara Windsor.
TBF I doubt adding laxatives into cocaine would make a noticeable difference,*Sure* she opened and weighed lots of tins to figure this out
Not to derail this too far intoland, but for a while some local dealers were also cutting the good stuff with laxative powder for babies. Which apparently produced some rather dire unexpected side effects
Also, "chronic" alcoholism. Tautology not psephology. Jack is a liar and an idiotI agree with every word of this. Using the term alcoholic for the times she's drank too much and made an arse of herself one way or another. She probably does have a problem knowing when to stop if her shopping habits are anything to go by.
Lads, I don’t know if I’m doing something wrong but I can’t find his account on the haunted bird app this morning. Maybe she’s called in some favours with Elon?I don’t comment on this thread but I just saw James will be looking into her shortly
Mock the week made a joke about nigella, and flourcan't afford cocaine? Any white powder will do, icing sugar works well, and for an added zing add some popping candy!
NB please don't do this, or use any other substances to snort
Still there for me, last post 4h ago.Lads, I don’t know if I’m doing something wrong but I can’t find his account on the haunted bird app this morning. Maybe she’s called in some favours with Elon?
It’s still there for meLads, I don’t know if I’m doing something wrong but I can’t find his account on the haunted bird app this morning. Maybe she’s called in some favours with Elon?
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