Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

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fauxpoor

In all the mad chaoi Jack Monroe is now telling us to RINSE OUR PEANUTS!!

as you were canal..
 
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That Forensic Man


How to reduce hand knife injuries
Step 1 Elimination
- using a safer cutting tool (deburring tool/scissors)

It's STEP 1 for SPM
Also do not google hand knife injury, especially 'avocado hand'. WARNED.
The risk of severe injury cannot be understated here.

It doesn't even make sense when can opener is in her key list:

 
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waffle maker

I’d forgotten all about Joe Browns. I am so old I honestly thought that it was a super cool shop for cool people. Maybe I wasn’t even cool in my 1990s heyday….
 
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PickledRadish

I’ve about 35 pages to grunk so apols if this lands somewhere odd.

one of the things that SH1TS me off the most about her is that when she does reply to a kindly, gentle squig, it’s never to reciprocate any goodwill or provide a compliment in return. It’s always an opportunity to write another 50 words about herself.

This tedious Wikipedia article in response to someone saying “looking good Jack!” is about the cleanest example of her narcissism I can think of.


And from this morning’s “I sleep on a sofa cos I’m POOR” grift, could she not have softly, gently said something nice about the squig’s dog or its toy instead of elevenerifing it? Cunt

 
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Valiofthedolls

I’m fairly sure she hasn’t applied for a “normal” job since 2012, but if she had it certainly wouldn’t be at entry level.

Even at the height of the poverty (when she was trudging around performatively handing out CVs instead of applying online) and reducing herself to applying for a job at OF ALL PLACES (wait for it) Ann Summers (shudder), it was as Assistant Manager. A job for which she had zero experience or skill set and by her own account acted like a twat. Wonder why they didn’t want her?



And if the below was ever true about her, my how things have changed… (SPOILER: I don’t think it was ever true). Heartening to see that even back then she thought of herself as “generally brilliant” tho.



Also lol that she has “management experience” (probably got it during her degree)

Linky link. Love how she couldn’t manage childcare for her fire service job but could easily manage it for some of these. And I can’t decide whether “Kwik Fit Fitter” or “jobs I’m overqualified for” is the best bit, so I’ll leave it to y’all.

I'm Going On A Job Hunt

I'm going on a job hunt, I'm going on a job hunt, I'm not scared, i'm not scared... So, for what feels like the millionth time since I left the Fire Service, I'm trawling the Internet and the High ...
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Lucky Escape

I really wish she'd considered people who might have a 'physical, violent discomfort response' to 'loud, sharp or harsh noises' before she inflicted 'BOOOOOOOULEVAAAAAAAARD' on us all.
 
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Shawads

If she'd applied for as many jobs as she says, she'd definitely have got at least one of them.
Billy bullshitter strikes again
 
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NellieBoo

This mithering entered my head as I shovelled another slice of fruit cake into my gob:

Celebrity Chefs: 'Wonder what to do with Christmas leftovers or what meals to have during this weird inbetween week? Here's some ideas'.

Jack (Who has a cook book released in a matter of HOURS): 'LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK!'
 
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Mr Krabs

‘Rock chick’ oh my days. I cringed so hard that my arse may never unclench again. Has anyone used that phase since 2002?

Is there a single brand on this earth less edgy than Joe Browns? Fine if you want to dress like an art teacher who spends their weekends teaching classes on the female orgasm I suppose.
 
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Bugger13

Grab the Henry hoover & start vacuuming.
 
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Naboo The Enigma

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What an adorable little dog!

There you go Jack, that's how you interact with your followers without coming across as a complete cunt
 
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Amanda Lin

Lads, I think we are about to find out what happens in Dordrecht..

Sergeant Catherine Cawood is investigating


New series Happy Valley in the new year. TOOT TOOT Mofos.
 
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