Now she's hopefully fucked off (until 4am-ish
) I've had a closer look at the Grifty Kitchen screenshots that were posted pre-chaos.
You've all already covered the unfettered insanity of the "tips" she's come out with and the laughably manipulative dedication ("this one will get us our Forever Home
now go and put another jumper on, mamapapa can't afford heating") so I SHAN'T talk about them.
A couple of the recipe photos looked a bit familiar, but I thought "Jack started writing this book three Prime Ministers ago. She'll have actually put some kind of effort in as opposed to recycling recipes that have already been published, won't she? ...Won't she?"
Between the regurgitated recipes (which were utterly SHITE even the first time round), the groundbreaking tips such as "if you need a jar for something, use an empty jar that originally had something else in" and potentially lethal advice re: stabbing tins and gluing dishcloths, this is truly going to be a contender for the worst book she's ever produced. I knew it would be bad, but not
this bad. Considering she had to go back to do edits for the better part of a year, what completely unpublishable state must it have been in before!?
