Interesting that she equates people wanting her to stop lying and grifting, with stopping breathing and being unalive. Almost as if a life without lies is impossible, or not worth having.
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Jack Monroe #444 Jack's constant inner conflict over wanting to be simultaneously envied and pitied
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Don't worry, we can use "The mice ate my VBI" in a few weeks when it fails to materialise in time for the one year anniversary.
She did post this (in February 2021, when the book was "almost finished"). Perfect intro for anyone looking for tips on thrifty living during a cost of living crisis! Original screenshots by dear heart @Silver Linings
Don't worry about it, she's an impotent mousy little fucker fantasising about getting her own back of the vast numbers of people who see her for the joke she is. She was so rattled by Edwina Currie saying words at her it took her the best part of a week to come up with a whiny pity me response. She'd no more hit someone than do a days work.
Why is she acting like this - like we’ve not seen her shaking like a shitting dog just trying to flog mayo on Insta live…?
She is such a teen. *slams door* my outfit is not too skimpy, i am going to wear it anyway to spite you mum! Mums everywhere who wore similar outfits *eyeroll* honestly doesnt give a duck!
Perhaps this is the intro to the memoir she has listed on amazon
I tried to sneak it in on page 52 but missed it by about 10 secondsPost No.2, Liv. No.2! Keep it til the end of the thread, eh.
”…painstakingly and entirely accidentally..” will never not make my bleeping teeth itchBorbora is the Borbora of this one, as are Piotor and Jehnnie.“cast out from a secure lifetime job into poverty and destitution”
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Jack seems to have forgotten that she told the Times in 2015 she’d already OWNED Borb for the burger thing
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(Twitter screenies captured by dear @Marmalade Atkins)
Can we also please spare a thought for Old Harold who LEFT causing a rewrite of the acknowledgements, and probably the shredding of the continuity wig in the accompanying tantrum.
ETA I will be DEVASTATED if BIB above doesn’t make it into the acknowledgments (actually I’ll take it literally anywhere in the book)
SHAN’T
That would make marginally more sense but I think she explicitly stated that it was from the recipe/household management book (back when it was called something different). Trying to find the posts from the time. As ever with Jack, whofuckingknows.jpgPerhaps this is the intro to the memoir she has listed on amazon
bleeping hell it's literally called the sad verse lol. just what i want to read at the start of a cook book - reference to a D&V outbreak
Yee-haw Jack is in the house y'all.
How is she growing and thriving pray tell? Its been the same story stuck on repeat for 10 years. No new strings to her bow, every book more forgettable than the last. The media gigs have dried up and she has to block replies which is a death knell on a site that relies on engagement. Behold- such thrive!
How is she growing and thriving pray tell? Its been the same story stuck on repeat for 10 years. No new strings to her bow, every book more forgettable than the last. The media gigs have dried up and she has to block replies which is a death knell on a site that relies on engagement. Behold- such thrive!
I think she spews out the old howl 'n' claw poverty cptsd routine in the intro to all her books. It's her selling point -'buy this because I had to claim benefits a decade ago and am so posh that what is a routine thing for many ordinary people has enraged me so much I've been screeching and flinging tit around like an irate chimpanzee ever since'. Honestly there are times when I think of throwing a Jack style tantrum to my family and friends about those times I had to sign on just to hoot at their bewildered reactions.Perhaps this is the intro to the memoir she has listed on amazon
The gif is Scrooge McDuck diving into his big pile of gold
Apparently on Amazon you can buy it and return it by 31st jan!
Sounds a bit made up hun!
This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve seen her come out with lmao ‘reclaiming a slur’
like online beggers are a minority group and grifter is a word which has long been used to oppress them. Pls 
Don't suppose it will have been proof read first. That tin can book certainly wasn't.
I was too late to comment on the last thread, but my aneurysm is Jack's tit poor and understanding of what words actually mean.
Needless to say, impunity doesn't mean what she thinks it means, and categorically means the same thing as explicitly. Hard to believe that Jack is such a keen reader.
Another way to surreptitiously get back in with the LGBT community as well, after spending much of the last year on the end of various cocks.This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve seen her come out with lmao ‘reclaiming a slur’
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