At least it is clear that Rosemary was trying to keep Jack in line but she has gone back to his of habits.
Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold
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Hooting at final destination mode. My Harold is older than me, and wasn’t traumatised by those movies growing up like my generation. He was utterly shocked the first time he saw my reaction to driving behind a dodgy looking trailerThis isn’t reflective of reality at all? I’ve only been into M+S IRL this year but they’ve basically barricaded every exit for fear of shop lifters so why would they put one of the most shoplifted categories in doorways? Who stacks glass? As a toddler mum in final destination mode I’ve never noticed glass bottles everywhere before or now.
Every supermarket has a huge wine/booze section that’s always to one side of the store and absolutely dead! I cut through ours (untriggered) to get to the bakery quicker
Come January when Grifty Kitchen is released, Jack’s Twitter won’t be following any rules, gonna be the Wild West on her Twittter……Yee-Haw !
Not sure if posted in here before but have lurked a good amount - hello everyone and merry griftmas. The Wiki page had me absolutely rolling been on twitter whilst simultaneously trying to avoid the traitor spoilers. Seen some tweets from July/August from Nigella blowing serious smoke up JMs a. And has the audacity to share her Patreon page -if she thought her friend was in as dire straits as she professes to be cough up yourself and don’t expect us mugs to keep filling up her ever overflowing cup. Does JM always get this much (justified) heat on twitter or are people actually starting to wake up and smell the coffee?
been on twitter whilst simultaneously trying to avoid the traitor spoilers. Seen some tweets from July/August from Nigella blowing serious smoke up JMs a. And has the audacity to share her Patreon page -if she thought her friend was in as dire straits as she professes to be cough up yourself and don’t expect us mugs to keep filling up her ever overflowing cup. Does JM always get this much (justified) heat on twitter or are people actually starting to wake up and smell the coffee?
So nine boxes of pies altogether and she took one to share with 32 people. Was she like Jesus feeding the five thousand?
Hang on a fkn minute. She had her son searching for alcohol-free mince pies to take to an AA meeting?.
1. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A COOK and
2. Who looked after him whilst she went to this meeting?
This is my aneurysm. He is 12 years old ffs, you...
Paging @Nuttynana for suitable terms of endearment. .
I'm seething. This poor, poor child.
I'm afraid so, but I didn't tell random strangers about it, I might have told the odd good friend who also had a baby or small child. (Sticks like mit is very aptly named - it's a form of glue if you don't already know).
I find it hard to decide which is worse between 'an active intent to slaughter an innocent animal for no reason' and 'simply not caring enough to keep an animal in your care alive'
I'm just going to go with Homer on this one.
In response to someone finding a teetotal filter on the Tesco website.
(this one came straight after she was swearing at the other squig)
(this one came straight after she was swearing at the other squig)
It was blue cheese that you stick under the lids. She’s late this year. Her tedious mince pie bull was early Dec last year. And she got NUMEROUS non alcoholic suggestions too
duck me, she’s SOOOOOOO BLOODY BORING
ETA she also made a mince pie cheese toastie for LJC to eat in bed before “big sleeps”
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Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106
Without the internet, she would furiously write to newspapers, to the point where they'd have their own folder on her and read the best of her at the office party. Also likely to be found at Speaker's Corner, wearing a neck brace and using crutches. Good point, she be a bit like Mary Whitehouse...
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To you and any other members of the cable - Jack didn’t have him doing that, she makes most of the stuff up about SB, it’s her way of engaging with her fool head fans. That lad lives with his dad and has occasional visits with his mum. It’s highly likely he’s with her tonight based on the fact she’s had a 2 hour phone conversation and has spent the entire night tweeting. He will be hauled up in his bedroom (that she hasn’t turfed him out of) playing on his Xbox until he can go home again.
How nice of her to take him to a meeting. Bet the other members loved that( not) also why does she never ever take him somewhere fun!
Sometimes it happens if they have very (unexpected) loose stool, and a nappy just can't cope. One minute everything is fine, the next minute it's everywhere!
What a bleeping idiot. It really isn't that hard, Jack-eroo!Surely only the deluxe ones have alcohol? Not difficult. 5 seconds tops.
You can't expect it to be treated like an allergan, wanting the whole would to change just to suit you
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The one nice thing about shopping online is that you can filter. You can filter out a lot of things. Sorry alcohol is not an allergen. What a self-centered, self-serving bleep. I'm just glad she could find something in UK without alcohol to take to her ...ahem...AA meeting last night. In case you didn't hear that, Jack is generous and an alcoholic and generous and thoughtful and conscientious and a member of AA, in case you missed that, AA, people!
Christ. What a bleeping tool. It isn't Asda's fault you drink, dumbass.
You're right--AA is a lovely outing for the whole family! Way better than an art museum or the library. And really isn't the Anonymous part of it like, a suggestion?
I'm surprised that Jack hasn't set up a bingo game, charged admission, and sold snacks at her meetings.
My daughter used to explode every night about 2am and it would come out of her nappy and fill her baby grow. She also wouldn’t cry and instead go back to sleep in it, to the point I had to set my alarm for 2am to be awake and not have her sleeping in tit.
I would, however, never publish this on social media under my real name,even with my paltry following, now that she is 13. Never mind to half a million people.
Also have we discussed her fancy tarts were from Sainsbury’s AND £2 for 4. Where is Mr Asda when you need him? Her entire weekly budget splurged on 9 boxes of them. Poor old 32 AA souls sharing 4 between them…or if she provided one each that would be 8 boxes - so 16 boxes in total a week and a half of her budget - no wonder she RENTS 
LJC LEFT didn't she?It was blue cheese that you stick under the lids. She’s late this year. Her tedious mince pie bull was early Dec last year. And she got NUMEROUS non alcoholic suggestions too
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duck me, she’s SOOOOOOO BLOODY BORING
ETA she also made a mince pie cheese toastie for LJC to eat in bed
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Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106
Without the internet, she would furiously write to newspapers, to the point where they'd have their own folder on her and read the best of her at the office party. Also likely to be found at Speaker's Corner, wearing a neck brace and using crutches. Good point, she be a bit like Mary Whitehouse...tattle.life
I dont usually comment on her erm... booze, but she doesnt sound alcohol free, she sounds like an angry drunk.
Yeah, the first brand I uncovered a la google, Mr. Kiplings, also had a distinct lack of booze in the ingredients.
Quick question, though. Is buying mince pies around Christmas like trying to buy a rum cake made with no rum? Is booze just a common ingredient? If so, maybe lemon tarts would have been a better choice, all around.
Also, she could have researched the national brands online, decided what is alcohol free and then filtered for that brand only in her shop. But I agree with other posters that she is breadcrumbing a big bender in her future.
Edited to add Marks & Spencer's mince--booze free as well. Hmm. I think Jack may not be telling the truth. How odd that a Master of Grocery Shopping knows so little about groceries.
Wouldn’t you?
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Jack Monroe #435 I am Jack
My sister's ex used to clean his teeth with Mr Muscle ceramic cleaner. In fairness to him, I never heard of any reports of crumbling teeth. Really makes u think. * I do not endorse the use of ceramic cleaner on teeth. Stick to toothpaste, kids. Slightly more on topic: I wonder has Jack...
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