OMFG, it was a zoom meeting wasn't it? That's who was 30 years sober. And they all looked at them on the screen....
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Oh those poor poor bastards.Well you know none of these four poor bastards ever invited her back again
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This Christmas period I have so far cooked four enormous meals in four different houses as four Christmas presents for friends and family – in mutual opinion and after the crappy bank fraud e…cookingonabootstrap.com
Hopefully it's one of those things they look back on now and laugh about.
That misdirected online grocery order must have been sitting on the other house's doorstep for quite a while now....
SHE DIDN'T MAKE ROAST POTATOES LAST YEAR.[
“I” still have to eat?
Not “we”?
I want to interpret this to mean that SB won’t be there an won’t have jellied eels inflicted on him, the poor wee sod (what sort of deranged arse would actively try to serve people they should LOVE with things they probably won’t like on CHRISTMAS DAY FFS?) because Mx Monroe shall be dining alone.
The alternative makes me sadder, that he will be there, but he just doesn’t count. She doesn’t even think about him when she thinks about her Christmas Day. I can’t even…ALL I think about on Christmas Day is how happy I can make my loved ones (that, and how many glasses of Buck’s Fizz I can drink without major regrets). Such a mask slip from her, brrrrrrr, gives me shivers.
My daughter didn't like non processed meat at one point, because it was gross (about 14 years old). So I made her turkey dinosaurs and the rest of the trimmings.
I'm extremely
9 years later. It's fine.
Oh no, it's OK. She phoned up and it's going to the crappy bungalow tomorrow. No, I don't know what the point of the story was either.
That assumes any of them survived.
The Frumpy Cat household will be having our traditional Dominoes pizza, with maybe a festive mincepie. We are such mavericks
Admittedly my UK grocery shopping experience is limited, but every shop I've been in has the booze in a separate aisle. That's where the college students and the kids with fake ID head for, it's not hard to identify.
She allegedly performed the revolutionary act of picking up the phone and calling customer service. Who knew that was an option???
So groceries are safely on their way to the bungalow where she SHAN'T be using them.
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Was that "crappy bank fraud" the one involving the unpaid book royalties? Allegedly unpaid by the agent who is, er, um, now her agent again?
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Dont know where this will land but :
you won't stop talking,
Why don't you give it a rest
You got more rabbit than Sainsburys (lol)
It's time you got off your chest
Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in two
I knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you
But how was I to know you'd bend my earholes too
With your INCESSANT TALKING
Why don't you give it a rest
Merry Christmas dear
s, hope you all have a wonderful time xx
you won't stop talking,Why don't you give it a rest
You got more rabbit than Sainsburys (lol)
It's time you got off your chest
Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in two
I knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you
But how was I to know you'd bend my earholes too
With your INCESSANT TALKING
Why don't you give it a rest
Merry Christmas dear
s, hope you all have a wonderful time xx
Page fifty bleeping three?
Wait, he had to go and be at the meeting? Surely that’s not allowed? I fully understand there may be times members can’t get childcare but surely kids can’t be exposed to an AA meet? That’s not healthy or safe for them is it?
Horrible bleep. I'm just back from my final food shop before the big day. I bought everyone's favorite foods and treats. Not manky shite that won't get eaten. She must be rich to do that and cruel.
I would offer to start a new thread but I’m in the middle of a very important 2D world building computer game.
Ah those were the days my friend, when I could dance on a table at a Christmas do and not worry about falling off for fear of breaking a hip. Good times x
Argh. I've done the big Christmas food shop, played fridge tetris, come back here and she's still being a spiteful, belligerent, chippy little fucker. I'm shocked .
How is she going on 'a mission' for jellied eels tomorrow? I thought yesterday was the only time she could take time to go Christmas shopping?
Oh and M and S classic mince pies don't have any booze in them Jacko
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. How is she going on 'a mission' for jellied eels tomorrow? I thought yesterday was the only time she could take time to go Christmas shopping?
Oh and M and S classic mince pies don't have any booze in them Jacko
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