Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism

[ForgettyBetty]

also, i can't believe i missed the horny chat yesterday

just let me staple the vicar that

cillian murphy - would
tom hardy - absofuckinglutely would for days

Kach put the vicar in vicarious

 

[Foxvint]

Pick your favourite…

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The Myra can tell shes going for Hitchcock heroine here. Major fail

 

[PummelMyPumble]

There's this pic of her packing shitty pics, which was posted on her Patreon at the end of October. We have to assume it is recent although who fucking knows

Wasn’t she alluding to a more recent posting, to accidentally/deliberately coincide with the strikes? Calling it festive, or something?
Either way, I don’t believe a single word she says!

she's actually using the rm strikes as a cover for pretending to send out the patreon content, isn't she?

Exactly this!

 

[Amanda Lin]

How long until she finds a Disney+ log on in a puddle and gives the neckbeards her interp of Carmy’s glorious white t-shirts, apron, rumpled locks syrup, and suffering CHEF STRESS? Place your bets, please.

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Love and recommend this show! Also would give Pumble pass to the “bear”

 

[Hollaaa]

You all need to watch Red Eye and cure yourselves. Although there is no hope for those of us into wrong'uns.
Back on topic, does anyone make it party o'clock?

 

[Lazarus]

On topic, I do not see the appeal in Jack Monroe one bit. It’s unfathomable to me how she keeps snagging all these coincidentally rich OHs (LOADS of judgement, fraus and herren).

Babe, same!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Re the costume and supposed party….she didn’t just lift photos from last time and claimed they were now did she? Is the costume exactly the same or… Oh no wait, she didn’t have the horrible hat then did she!!

 

[Foxvint]

Has the agent dumped her or are we just joking cos of the I've been trying to contact you tweet??

 

[Whaa?]

Absolutely no fuckin' way

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Seen a tweet this morning about Terry Hall🤍 from someone who knew him that put my JM hackles up. Showed it to my Harold (WHO’S STILL HERE) who confirmed it’s essence of narc. They really are out there as a type, aren’t they. (If you’re interested search the helbirdsite for Our Lips Are Sealed and look for the blue hair profile pic.)

I knew it was going to be that tweet!
and yes to keep on topic it’s exactly what Jack would say/type/snivel.

 

[Mr Krabs]

The thirsty centrist dads would go after anything female. They're like stupid adolescent boys "cor! a real lady with boobs who hates tories". They should all be on a bloody register where we can keep an eye on them in case they do something.

Most of them seem to belong to a certain forumthatshallnotbenamed. Keeps them busy I suppose.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Bloody hell. I had read that as £566 on energy in a year - but no, you're right, she means that's her monthly bill!

That's 15x more than I pay, for just over 3 times the floorspace. And a good chunk of her house won't even need to be heated - the spare bedrooms, the halls and landing, and (most of the time) the dining room. And she claims to be using solar-powered lights!

It must be arrears unless she’s including heating in which case I can fully believe it’s £566. We have a high electric bill but no where near hers and our set up is bigger.

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

If you're a good landlord, or intend to be, I'd speak to them. If you sell, either a landlord will buy it and raise the rent, or they have to find a new home with today's market prices anyway which will be higher.

They'll know their LL has passed away and are probably anxious about all this anyway. Better to find a sustainable way forward for everyone. They may be ok about a raised rent, esp if the alternative is a new house with raised rent.

Staying on the same low rent forever isn't realistic. If they are good people they'll understand. Maybe there's an amount between what you want and they want that's acceptable to everyone.

Thank you for the kind advise. (I'm making notes as we errr speak)

 

[MavisBeacon]

I honestly don’t think she’s posted a single thing! She’d have provided lots of performative ‘proof’ otherwise.
Hope your inhalers turn up sooner than you think!

There's this pic of her packing shitty pics, which was posted on her Patreon at the end of October. We have to assume it is recent although who fucking knows

 

[Pixieboots]

I often like to think of Big Dave astride an artillery gun. Much like Cher in the 'If Could Turn Back Time' video. No fishnet bodystocking though, Mr H.

Sprayed gold like a Bond girl.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Presented without comment.

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I disagree

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Seen a tweet this morning about Terry Hall🤍 from someone who knew him that put my JM hackles up. Showed it to my Harold (WHO’S STILL HERE) who confirmed it’s essence of narc. They really are out there as a type, aren’t they. (If you’re interested search the helbirdsite for Our Lips Are Sealed and look for the blue hair profile pic.)

I do bloody love that song....

 

[MooBelle]

From the urchin tales annals… (fanks @HotesTilaire )





Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?

Then everybody clapped.
God she's insufferable.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

The grifty kitchen wig with bandana is the one that most unsettles me, feels like she’s about to offer me a homemade hemp tampon but don’t worry it’s only “slightly” used

It will have been rinsed

 

[FlirtyThirty]

We need to list all the times Jack sits down next to a homeless guy (usually at a train station) and talks to him like he was just a normal, real person! She’s not scared! Maybe she is Jesus, and offers him money for a place to stay. It’s come up a few times.

Was he the same one she tried to poison with three strawberry frappachinos? (I don’t know how to spell stupid frozen coffee just have a fucking latte already)

Was he the same one she tried to poison with three strawberry frappachinos? (I don’t know how to spell stupid frozen coffee just have a fucking latte already)

ETA far too slow and still don’t know how to spell it