She LEFT!Has the agent dumped her or are we just joking cos of the I've been trying to contact you tweet??
BIB. Pronunciation is key: have we ever known her have a valid one?Her invalid friend Bunbury died. He was quite exploded.
And done a lost bobble face when she gently, painstakingly overdid it and had to start again.You just know Jack spent yonksss teasing those tendrils of hair out from underneath the shitty caps
I think he said about the beach, “fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone”.The beach story was extra weird as wasn’t there some thing about big Dave in the media before/after talking about that beach ?
ExcellentI think he said about the beach, “fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone”.
Jump and dumpShe's certainly changed agents- we don't know if she jumped or was dumped.
Excellent
Can some kind frau possibly retrieve the wonderful photo of Jack in her steam punk leggings falling down the slippery gangway? I *think* it was either @Silver Linings or @Marmalade Atkins who did it.
I know her hands aren’t fully visible but doesn’t she have tattoos which would be clear here?Following on from the last thread, everyone is saying Jack looks like she’s straining for a poo in her Homeless Tommy Shelby costume. I actually think she looks like she’s in the middle of an eye test. The optician has asked her whether the picture is clearer with one or two and she’s midway through that panicked moment when you can’t quite decide and don’t want to get it wrong.
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Parts of it probably happened.That beach story. She saw that sign one day an thought how do i make this about me being adorably naive and spontaneous didn't she. Then she sat an wrote herself a little fan fiction.
Also its a probably a moot point as there's never been any evidence of friends in 10 years of an overshared life but of course she's the sort of person who'd hear about someone's personal spiritual practice and go im gonna do that but BETTER. Bet she's an absolute leech who people have to hide everything from.
Oh no!! She lost one of her earrings didn't she?I think it’s because she’s had to take out her surgically attached Tiffany earrings and she’s devastated to be apart from them.
I wish I'd seen that tweet BEFORE I went to the shops. I apprehended a thieving lower class whore and her illegitimate brats in the supermarket earlier today. Of course they gave me some sob story about being starving but I just said "should have shut your legs" and everyone clapped and cheered. Anyway the brats have been sent to evil Mr Bighams pie workhouse and the mother is in slut gaol. But seeing that tweet makes me wonder if I did the right thing.This shit pisses me off. This is not original to her whatsoever. Back when Cameron was PM there was a viral tweet that went along the lines of 'if you see someone stealing food or baby products, no you didn't'. Its basic human decency imo but to jack an her halfwits it's original, quotable - and crucially- hers. View attachment 1815879
Typical Jack. Why use 12 words when 45 will make you look like a gobshite?This shit pisses me off. This is not original to her whatsoever. Back when Cameron was PM there was a viral tweet that went along the lines of 'if you see someone stealing food or baby products, no you didn't'. Its basic human decency imo but to jack an her halfwits it's original, quotable - and crucially- hers. View attachment 1815879
Off topic but I do not see the appeal in Cillian Murphy one bit. I think he looks like he’s on a methadone programme, waiting to go into rehab (no judgment, fraus and herren, just sayin).She's been quiet because she's been having that lip filler topped up. Full on quacky duck effect.
Even Cillian Murphy has distanced himself from the Peaky Blinders look for his rare public appearances. He's gone on record as saying he hates that haircut they made him have.
On topic, I do not see the appeal in Jack Monroe one bit. It’s unfathomable to me how she keeps snagging all these coincidentally rich OHs (LOADS of judgement, fraus and herren).Off topic but I do not see the appeal in Cillian Murphy one bit. I think he looks like he’s on a methadone programme, waiting to go into rehab (no judgment, fraus and herren, just sayin).
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