Late to this, but BUSY.It's pretty damning if she's been totally wiped from The Guardian's list of contributors. I had a quick look and they still have people listed who wrote one article back in 2017 etc. It's as if they want to completely distance themselves from her.
Really makes you think...
Semifreddos only 17p per portion thoughshe’s also the reason Freddo’s now cost 25p.
The only Specials song she inspired was “Blank Expression.”She was the inspiration for many of their songs. Even the ones written before she was born. Too Much Too Young was about Jack’s tragic teenage motherhood, while Ghost Town written about her experiences on the mean streets of Thorpe Bay. Of course, the original lyrics were “all the dog cafes have closed down” but they had to change it to clubs to add commercial appeal.
Sprayed gold like a Bond girl.I often like to think of Big Dave astride an artillery gun. Much like Cher in the 'If Could Turn Back Time' video. No fishnet bodystocking though, Mr H.
Westboro Jack is a banger cos she’s filtered herself so much all I can see is a blobfish
I'm sure she is. There's the regular full moon chaos, the (DEAD) grandad who growled - and I can't think of any other reason for those TEETH.You make her sound like a werewolf ... well technically she makes herself sound like a werewolf
https://giphy.com/JNKy9CJSsCmiYIt's Tuesday today, stay frosty my friends. She's out there somewhere. Waiting. Lurking. Eldritch light glowing in the windows of the shitty bungalow.....
Oh babe same!!Our house flooded last week so we’re currently living in air bnb’s, unfortunately living in a tourist area means it’s hard to get a long term booking at this time of year cos loads of people want to come for a scenic Christmas, so we’re basically moving house every week until mid-Jan. Since I think that makes me safe from triangulation (CONFIRMED), I might start making all kinds of nefarious #TROLLCLAIMS. Ahem, did you all know Jacks the reason Neighbours got cancelled? she’s also the reason Freddo’s now cost 25p.
Hmm… I got a D for one of my GCSEs and still maintain that teacher was excellent. Learnt next to nothing about the subject in question but a LOT about serial killers thanks to that being her true passion.I’m confused. Was Jack’s Home Economics teacher an EVIL UNDERMINER who gave Jack CRUSHINGLY LOW SELF ESTEEM but needless to say Jack had the last laugh, or not?
Book Dedication from A Girl Called Jack (2014) posted by @That Forensic Man
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That self indulgent crap in which she called Our Hazza deliciously ordinary (2022)
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Bar of soap and a mirror on standby here.Probably a good idea to have some edible food to waft in her direction, I believe that has a similar effect to garlic on vampires.
But you’re not Jack, who would take that D as a personal affront and refusal by said teacher to recognize her star special pupil’s uniqueness and greatness. And still hold a grudge about it the best part of 20 years later.Hmm… I got a D for one of my GCSEs and still maintain that teacher was excellent. Learnt next to nothing about the subject in question but a LOT about serial killers thanks to that being her true passion.
And she seems to have taken Do Nothing as an instruction! Especially as it relates to providing Patreon content (and refunds).She was the inspiration for many of their songs. Even the ones written before she was born. Too Much Too Young was about Jack’s tragic teenage motherhood, while Ghost Town written about her experiences on the mean streets of Thorpe Bay. Of course, the original lyrics were “all the dog cafes have closed down” but they had to change it to clubs to add commercial appeal.
What IS happening with that?! It seems barmy to go to the lengths of setting up a performative shot of rewards and then not sending them out.And she seems to have taken Do Nothing as an instruction! Especially as it relates to providing Patreon content (and refunds).
Also, am I being a twat here, cos how do you know you got “a low” D at GCSE that was given “grudgingly”? I just know what actual grades I got at mine, not that they were the highest As given elatedly, or most perfect median Bs given joyfully, or the worst E (in Latin) anyone had ever seen given mockingly, so the headmaster cried and everyone clapped and cheered and they made a flag in my honour. What’s she on about?I’m confused. Was Jack’s Home Economics teacher an EVIL UNDERMINER who gave Jack CRUSHINGLY LOW SELF ESTEEM but needless to say Jack had the last laugh, or not?
Book Dedication from A Girl Called Jack (2014) posted by @That Forensic Man
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ETA seems Ms Farquar is NOT named Peter/Piotr, Barb/Borb or Jennie/Jhenny. So she is not one of the book dedication trifecta of CRUELTY to Smol School Pixie Jack. THE PLOT THICKENS!
You’re clearly not a special smol pixie. The examiners looked at her work aside from all others. Then told her teacher it was grudgingly given. Despite marking being anonymous.Also, am I being a twat here, cos how do you know you got “a low” D at GCSE that was given “grudgingly”? I just know what actual grades I got at mine, not that they were the highest As given elatedly or most perfect median Bs given joyfully, or the worst E in Latin anyone had ever seen given mockingly, so the headmaster cried and everyone clapped and cheered and they made a flag in my honour. What’s she on about?
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