My Lancashire relatives eat their Christmas cake with a bit of sharp Cheddar on the side, as is apparently tradition up Yorks/Lancs way, so I just texted one of them to see how they would feel about a mince-pie filled toastie, either with or without melted cheese inside, expecting them to have a giggle over it.Mince pies with melted cheese? Does that sound normal and nice to other people?
Those screenshots! Jack, the reason the speech you've been giving for the last seven years has had so little impact, is because it's made up shite but people were too embarrassed to call you out. Sure, they'll be a few upper middle class saps sitting there with their eyes out on stalks but most other people are sitting there thinking 'is it me, or is she full of it?'.Same here-and my Harold isn’t even into period drama. Yes I loved the grandpa Jack gif-it’ll take a real zinger for me to change it. Just read that old thread & her ‘mememe’ shit to Kirsty. Just nauseating. And if nothing’s changed Jack, doesn’t that prove the point that all you do is tweet because whatever you think you’re doing, it’s clearly not working.
Met Someone at Harold’s work do last night who reminded me so much of Jack. Humblebragging, apparently ‘tricks’ people into confiding in her so she can help them, telling people she’s just met highly personal details of her kids. Absolutely nauseating. My old Harold challenged her and while I cringed a little, inside I was cheering him on. He was polite but called her out. I’d love to set him on Jack.
(Weirdly the narcissist really sucked up to him as a result & told me ‘he’s just like me’ (he absolutely isn’t). Is this usual for narcs, does anyone know?)
This has sadly happened to me. Although the stunt hair amuses me every time, so it’s not all bad.I haven't dared look in case Amazon thinks I'm interested and she shows up on the home screen of the app from then on
I think Jack was very frightened by it (and I suspect was probably told by at least one person she shouldn’t be which isn’t really fair to a kid) but I also think it got her attention. Mama H was clearly quite rattled by it and I wonder if, like the birth mark, it meant her attention was focused on Jack not the foster children for a short period.Glad you are enjoying these blasts from the past!
The abduction story is one of those jackisms that has a small grain of truth.
In Jack's many retelling of this tale she would have you believe she was bound and gagged, chucked in the back of a van and then held in a basement. None of which is true.
Her mother mentioned it on a public FB page to warn other parents. Apparently when Jack was 12 she was at a playground with her mother and siblings. A woman with quite obvious mental health issues approached Jack and held her hand. Mama H shouted and the woman left.
I don't doubt it was frightening but she wasn't abducted and the woman made no attempt to lead/take Jack away.
She really, really, really shouldn’t have mentioned Grandpa Joe. Sat on his arse in bed FOR YEARS being waited on and paid for by the hardworking Buckets until there was a chance of a jolly, then - It’s a miracle! He can walk! “The trip of a lifetime is mine, thanks.” How Jack is that?
At least Grandpa Joe actually took his kid round the chocolate factory.
Summarised like that really makes you realise what a totally deranged arsehole she is. That's not bloody normal.I've just got to that bit - what a perfect thread!
Christmas dinner made in 7 slow cookers over several days. With no roasties.
Festive porridge. Two servings of gold-sprayed trifle. Fish and chips. Kippers. Mackerel and Lime.
Childhood abduction trauma and selective mutism
A maverick support bubble, flouting quarantine rules, vast contradictions, fever dreams
An article about Louisa in the Times, which triggered an outrageous narc rage episode (was Jack's behaviour around this the reason for L's return being so short-lived?)
10 days of covid symptoms becoming 3 weeks becoming long covid all in the space of a few hours
The Trifle Defender origin story(!)
Picking fights with Long Covid people about anosmia
A giant evidence-erasing twitter delete spree
And then drifting onto Jurgen Klopp's mouthfeel, a sentient mirror, cheese and onion Tayto, and complicated mitherings about Jack using 'rona to defeat Google....
Jack, will you please hurry up and cause some more chaoi like that, please?
"she wasn't abducted and the woman made no attempt to lead/take Jack away."
Well you wouldn't would you? Good God, imagine stealing Jack, you'd turn yourself in to the police within about ten minutes.
Also saying that just tweeting about it isn’t helping… erm pot … (cooper) kettle… black??Those screenshots! Jack, the reason the speech you've been giving for the last seven years has had so little impact, is because it's made up shite but people were too embarrassed to call you out. Sure, they'll be a few upper middle class saps sitting there with their eyes out on stalks but most other people are sitting there thinking 'is it me, or is she full of it?'.
I think Jack was very frightened by it (and I suspect was probably told by at least one person she shouldn’t be which isn’t really fair to a kid) but I also think it got her attention. Mama H was clearly quite rattled by it and I wonder if, like the birth mark, it meant her attention was focused on Jack not the foster children for a short period.
She really seems to have the impression you only get attention/sympathy if you’re ill or if something traumatic has happened and I genuinely think that’s rooted in the fostering, which also explains her resentment towards the foster children. It’s probably not that uncommon a feeling/impression for children in that situation, but Jack is unique that she’s not grown out of it.
IT’S CALLED DUE DILIGENCE FFS. Someone get these people a fact checker.This is the blurb around Jack being number two most effective communicator of the year
Hilarious. Bizarrely they even included Mom's begging tweet as an example of her celebrity friends endorsing her message
That Man is at 19, and the self regarding prat Baddiel is in there too.
Spoilered as quite long.
All those English people having a go at Finns for saying that slop is not Finnish and looks rank seem delightful.Ahh, i enjoyed reading the comments. People having been telling her the food looks like grey slop for a decade.
My mum was a children and families social workerand this was one of the things that contributed to my fuckedupnessc-PTSD because I felt completely sidelined and like my feelings didn’t matter (not a direct path from mum’s career to this outcome, other factors contributed). So I can absolutely empathise with Jack there. However, I didn’t grow up to be a scamming, lying grifter so make of that what you will.
IT’S CALLED DUE DILIGENCE FFS. Someone get these people a fact checker.
I think she was about 5 or 6 and the woman took her hand.Glad you are enjoying these blasts from the past!
The abduction story is one of those jackisms that has a small grain of truth.
In Jack's many retelling of this tale she would have you believe she was bound and gagged, chucked in the back of a van and then held in a basement. None of which is true.
Her mother mentioned it on a public FB page to warn other parents. Apparently when Jack was 12 she was at a playground with her mother and siblings. A woman with quite obvious mental health issues approached Jack and held her hand. Mama H shouted and the woman left.
I don't doubt it was frightening but she wasn't abducted and the woman made no attempt to lead/take Jack away.
The amount of food she/Mrs J consume(d) in bed is absolutely disgusting. Where's your civility?!
I hope you do the voices!I’ve been reading these to my husband and he’s as excited as me!
Any Liverpool players playing?Oh I do hope she breaks cover tonight for the kickyball!
I would love some Jackommentary
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