Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

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I'm starting to think there never was a painstakingly evidenced 24 tweet thread
She's manifesting its existence into the minds of her following, just like she did with the Vonexistent Bainstaking Incredulator.

Give it a few weeks and squigs will be confidently referring to the amazing long thread of convincingly evidenced rebuttals Jack made and chucking cashola into her Coutts account dusty purse to own the "trolls".

Minimal effort, job done, money in. Bish Bash Dosh.
 
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I am wondering who these people are who she thought were 'some kind of friends'. Former Patreon supporters? I see her comments at 45, a couple had been deleted recently taking her down to 41.
 
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Absolute sociopath

NB: I have no medical qualifications to support my diagnosis

The state of her tweeting about the (big, old) bed and sleeping on a lounge, as of repeating lies makes them true. The state of her thinking that anyone would be all, "yeah, great idea!" about sleeping on a lounge in preparation for a move. The state of her followers doing just that.

Crackers, the lot of them
 
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Surely that article she was working on must be coming out soon? She put out the request ages ago.

 
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I am wondering who these people are who she thought were 'some kind of friends'. Former Patreon supporters? I see her comments at 45, a couple had been deleted recently taking her down to 41.
She could mean the couple of posters we have on here who knew her from days of old?
 
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Save money on washing by just *checks notes* not!
 
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Surely that article she was working on must be coming out soon? She put out the request ages ago.

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Outside of shilling right wing pandering shite in the papers she can’t be getting any brand Q4/holiday work this year? Yikes

Like Q4/gifting is pretty much done from a work PoV. We’re all onto our decks now, final order cut off date comms and navigating courier chaoses. Superdrug can’t have any plans to wheel her out last minute ala Hannibal Lecter in an aircraft hanger
 
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She could mean the couple of posters we have on here who knew her from days of old?
It's possible, although all in our particular group were dropped when she hit the big time, she stopped socialising with us and doesn't keep in touch with any of us AFAIK. Of course I recognise that people's lives evolve and we all go our separate ways. Some people don't want to retain links with their past. Me, I've still got good friends from primary school days and I'm an old lady!
 
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I think her definition of ‘friend’ may be somewhat looser than many other people’s. Anyone who has ever given her the time of day seems to softly, gently become part of her inner circle.

There was that comments club squig that turned on her, then she published part of their DM conversation?
Yeah she’s got people turning on her left, right and centre and she knows she’s losing control of them.
 
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Off-topic, but:

Several months ago (a couple of decades in Jackyears), someone shared on here a really fascinating 2-part long-form article about a Grey's Anatomy writer who had been lying about having cancer. The writer has now admitted her lies: https://theankler.com/p/the-greys-anatomy-liar-confesses

Very interesting for those of us interested in compulsive liars! Particularly for those who insist that "there's always a grain of truth"...nope, there isn't.
 
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She could mean the couple of posters we have on here who knew her from days of old?
Yeah, I've been thinking that. It'd be just like Jack - thinking she's spiting the trolls, but in doing so is actually adding credence to the claims against her.
 
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I think her definition of ‘friend’ may be somewhat looser than many other people’s. Anyone who has ever given her the time of day seems to softly, gently become part of her inner circle.
Anyone that sucks up to her, defends her, gives her money is her BFF but as soon as they ask any questions or disagree with her in any tiny way they're the worst, horrible troll that ever existed and she never liked them anyway, so there. Reminds me of Trump.
 
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This has probably been mentioned but 'See You Next Wednesday' is actually a recurring film within the films of John Landis, advertised here in 'An American Werewolf in London':

 
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I was going to share this too! Birds of a feather
 
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Best joke to appear on here yet. I think apologise is another word to add to the list of things Jack doesn’t understand…
God, how EXHAUSTING. She ACTUALLY just conjugates the verb in her own quirky way:

You apologise
He / She / It apologises
They apologise
Jack look, a squirrel
 
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