"mere ambo" my arse- do not ever think that. You are fucking lifesavers. Thank you x
"mere ambo" my arse- do not ever think that. You are fucking lifesavers. Thank you xMassive respect, doc, am mere ambo but it's pretty relentless across the board right now.
I was actually going to post about this, having read all of the concerns on these threads this evening, and suggest that people just don't wait if they're genuinely worried about the salient symptoms; get kid to GP or UCC with concise history of presentation, medications given and any measurements like fevers logged.
Is that advice you'd consider appropriate to keep them out of your A&E?
In addition to prevention of course but I think that goes without saying after Covid!
And for a new round of Slopalong-ing!Andy Lynes has said he's going to buy a copy and review it, seeing as no one seems to want to give him a review copy. I cannot wait to read it, as for buying the book I SHAN'T be going further than doing look inside on Amazon and perhaps downloading the free book for sneering purposes.
Sorry dearThank you for all you do @People-huv-tae-know - you’re a diamond.
recap
Jack did a huge thread about Trollclaims - then forgot to post it as her phone ran out of battery or she was painstakingly looking after an unwell SB.
3 Hours later she posted her first of 24 claims.
trolls say I spend £500 on botox on my forehead - I don’t look here’s somemakeuplines to prove it.
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Here are some recent photos of jacks forehead that she’s posted
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She obviously wants me to STOP POSTING too judging by the strikethrough cock-up...Hang on, so she "wearthe tights and the leggings for a few days... hang[ing] them up to air overnight to freshen them up", and yet "In the evenings, I keep the leggings and long sleeved top on under my pyjamas". Which is it, Jack? Which is it? Am I supposed to wear the leggings until they walk themselves to the laundry basket? When do I air them, as obviously due to Pov I only have one pair. What happens during the time the leggings are in the wash? Does Jack want me to literally FREEZE TO DEATH and thus STOP BREATHING? (Obviously you'll be able to tell I've stopped breathing as you won't see my breath in the cold air. Another handy time-saver, cheers Jack!)
Mind you, I've already wasted away to nothing waiting for her flipping porridge recipe...
Oh fuck off Jack you absolute bell end. I expect she has been watching Monkey Life on the telly and trying to appropriate the life of a chimpanzee rescued from a life of abuse. Just to let you know Jack, no chimps did this. It was the gorilla at London Zoo, Guy I think, and then another I think when Chessington was a zoo. No chimps, and that's a monkey emoji you cunt. Ooh she's boiled my beans and tipped me over the edge with chimpanzees cos play!!
Ah good old Which magazine, my Dad swears by it. Sir Pterry had a few foot note jokes in his books about it too bless him, but it's reliable and Jack can fuck off with her non existent Vimes Bollocks Index. My dad introduced me to the joy of Pratchett. I think if there was one thing I had to say made me hate her (other than pretending to be a chimp as earlierI see Which? have beaten Monwoe to the VBI. Again.
I read frugal as 'fungal' and didn't question it.I think I’m still awaiting the diabetic friendly frugal chocolate pancake banana brekkie. What happened Jack?
It’s ok. I am starting to come to terms to the fact that the granola is never going up appear and was beginning to get excited about TROLLCLAIMS.The troll thread is the most personally disappointing of all the things Jack has promised but not delivered. Fuck the granola*, I want 50 more tweets of Jack taking weird-angle selfies to disprove claims that Cooper is full Maine Coon.
* sorry @zetta buttons
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Luckily for you, in 2013 Jack took time out of her busy schedule of prosititution, stealing food to survive, getting and leaving a full time trainee reporter job with her local newspaper, covering the G8 summit for Oxfam, getting a book deal with a £25k advance, getting a weekly Guardian Column, a Fortnum’s award, a Sainsbury’s ad campaign and a whirlwind romance with a policewoman fiancée/ex-policewoman fiancée to complete it already, with a cutesy twee pic.
For the most part, it involves slippers, the simultaneous wearing and not washing of tights, leggings and jeans while just hanging them up “to air”, eating warm food and making a tent out of your bedclothes. You’re all most welcome for the timely reminder of BRRRRR Jack’s big windowed wooden floored tips so if so inclined, you can commence these groundbreaking/hygienic practices in your own homes this winter.
My tips for keeping warm in winter: from a veteran of freezing houses, wooden floors and big windows.
I’ve had a lot of posts and questions from people recently asking about keeping warm in the winter, and having just dug out my annual (what I call my) ‘survival kit’, I thought I&…cookingonabootstrap.com
This. So much. Half a million followers. People are struggling to keep warm and fed in their budget. And not even a signpost to support and advice from "poverty campaigner"Its strikes me more and more that many people are facing the coldest, most bleakest winter of their lives this year and despite her claims of working away behind scenes or whatever, in the last few weeks/ months she has not brought out nifty slop or promoted ideas from her up coming book regarding frugal ideas. In fact her book has barely been mentioned.
This is her job( apparently) yet she is nowhere to be seen.
Eww. I used to wear tights and leggings under jeans in the winter when I was more outdoorsy. Id wear the jeans a good few days, where normally I’d only wear them one, because the tights and leggings provided a barrier, so they didn’t feel grimy from being in contact with skin. The tights and leggings would’ve honked if I’d wore them longer than a day. Absolute minger.A classic of the Jack Oeuvre
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Reader: it was not fine, the lingering honk from the gusset of those tights spread throughout Southend.
Also, it was a lie revealed a few paragraphs later:
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So the tights stayed on 24/7 after all.
Top winter tips are be grubby.
100% this. For someone who the birdsite flying monkeys claim does “sooooo much” or any anus-licking awards circle-jerk praising her “tireless campaigning”, she really does do absolutely FUCK ALL. She sells books, that’s it.This. So much. Half a million followers. People are struggling to keep warm and fed in their budget. And not even a signpost to support and advice from "poverty campaigner"
It's pretty much what most of her 'life's work' has been, all myth and suggestions, with a heavy reliance on Chinese whispers. Plus ça change, innit.Refuting things trolls sayis kind of like the Vorpal Boo-doom-tsch Igloo, in that she announced it, said it was coming and then…dumb squigs will congratulate her on it, and shout at other squigs about the terrible trolling Jack had to refute in a 24 item tweet.
Classic Jack.
The Monroperes New Clothes.
Has she made this suggestion with the new book yet? A booksellers org has invited people to pre order at £18.99 and they will donate a copy. I think Jack may be waiting for the book to come out and be told how FABULOUS it is before sneaking out the suggestion again.I can hardly believe she’s offered to “donate” a copy of her new book to foodbanks with “here’s my private PayPal and I will do the rest” .Jack that is not how donating works as you well know.
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