My boy calls me Mama. But he is only 15 months. And I will never create a nasty chore list like that for him.
Coz I’m not a narcy bleep.
Coz I’m not a narcy bleep.
God, in that first outfit she always makes me think of those Murano glass clowns.To be fair, she dresses like she’s just rolled out of bed, or like a complete bleeping maniac who covered themselves in glue and rolled through Harvey Nics when there are awards ceremonies full of famous people to suck up to, so she’s just a sartorial nightmare at awards dos full stop.
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If he’s a complete beginner he might like James May’s book, Oh Cook - the accompanying series on Amazon Prime is quite funny. It’s very standard traditional recipes, spag bol, pies, puddings etc, working its way up to a roast dinner.Sorry to be off-topic but can any of you lovely peeps recommend a cookery book for my teenager (15) for Christmas? He’s showing a real interest recently and I thought it might be nice to buy him one that we can kinda work through together…
This is so upsetting and has reminded me of my first boyfriend. He lived in a house share with his mum, 3 siblings and another mum and daughter. Both Mums worked full time. So they had a system for evening meals where they all took turns to buy ingredients for a meal and to cook one night a week. Which fine (ish) but what actually happened was the Mums would do a shop and put money in the 'food kitty' on a Friday and they cooked Friday/Saturday night. So plenty of money to buy food. My boyfriend and his much younger brother's nights were Wednesday and Thursday. So not much money and not much left in the house . His Mum would scream, shout, belittle them both for only producing tuna pasta and similar each week. It got so bad that my Mum, god love her, would give him a food parcel on a Wednesday so his brother and him both had a decent amount of food for their nights. And I tit you not, these two women were family SOCIAL WORKERS.I know many disagree but I don't think kids should do anything if the mother doesn't work as jack doesn't. Let kids be kids. They have enough on with school and homework. My mum never worked but had me cooking full roast dinners for the whole family while she harangued an raged at a 10 yr old not doing it right. I didn't get anything from it except a feeling of never being able to relax in my own home. Some friends said I'd feel differently when I had my own - not the case, just reinforced how utterly wrong it was. She's a horror for that list. An sharing it as if expecting kudos is just bizarre.
Oh god, the poor lad.This is so upsetting and has reminded me of my first boyfriend. He lived in a house share with his mum, 3 siblings and another mum and daughter. Both Mums worked full time. So they had a system for evening meals where they all took turns to buy ingredients for a meal and to cook one night a week. Which fine (ish) but what actually happened was the Mums would do a shop and put money in the 'food kitty' on a Friday and they cooked Friday/Saturday night. So plenty of money to buy food. My boyfriend and his much younger brother's nights were Wednesday and Thursday. So not much money and not much left in the house . His Mum would scream, shout, belittle them both for only producing tuna pasta and similar each week. It got so bad that my Mum, god love her, would give him a food parcel on a Wednesday so his brother and him both had a decent amount of food for their nights. And I tit you not, these two women were family SOCIAL WORKERS.
It's such narc parenting. Claim it's about keeping him safe, but really it's about control, watching what he's doing and saying and stopping him from forming relationships with others. If she genuinely cared about his safety she'd stop tweeting about him and put together a plan for what to do if something happened to him, ie call the police.do any of the older fraus remember when SB was in maybe year 6 and jack cheerfully tweeted about how she follows him and his mates home on the school run, saying that she explained to him that due to being a celeb it’s not safe for him to walk on his own? absolute horror
I think it depends on the child and the weed killer! A sensible 11 year old with a trigger spray bottle of weedol, yes. A full on back canister spray system, not so much! I would definitely have allowed my 11 year old to do this, with weedol!, after a bit of a safety talk. I'm not so sure I'd have allowed him from about 13-16 actually . Because him and his mates morphed into gigantic toddlers .Can I just say a big thank you to everyone for their posts about the chore list? I don't have kids and was a carer for both parents at various points from 12-19ish and cooking unsupervised from about 8 so my perspective on what's reasonable was definitely a bit off.
Sort of on topic question: what age do you all reckon is okay to use weedkiller? My neighbours kids (8-11ish? I don't even know lol) do my front garden for pocket money and the eldest gave me a bit of a heart attack last time when he asked if I had any but I figured his mum must trust him with it
Gee whizz I loved this genesis album all my life, I never even considered the meaning of these lyrics.Everytime I see Jack's comments about Mama, I can't help but think about the Genesis song, "Mama", which is about a bloke obsessed with a prostitute who is not interested in him. He has an Oedipal fixation on her and insists on calling her "Mama." Mama, MAMAAAAAAAAA Please....
I'd say never re the weedkiller. Really dangerous stuff.Can I just say a big thank you to everyone for their posts about the chore list? I don't have kids and was a carer for both parents at various points from 12-19ish and cooking unsupervised from about 8 so my perspective on what's reasonable was definitely a bit off.
Sort of on topic question: what age do you all reckon is okay to use weedkiller? My neighbours kids (8-11ish? I don't even know lol) do my front garden for pocket money and the eldest gave me a bit of a heart attack last time when he asked if I had any but I figured his mum must trust him with it
Attempted troll swerve.I know we don't do too much AM chat on here but I seem to have missed that she's locked her twitter....
Okay that's reassuring, it was a spray bottle and a quick safety talk. I don't even trust myself with the other kindI think it depends on the child and the weed killer! A sensible 11 year old with a trigger spray bottle of weedol, yes. A full on back canister spray system, not so much! I would definitely have allowed my 11 year old to do this, with weedol!, after a bit of a safety talk. I'm not so sure I'd have allowed him from about 13-16 actually . Because him and his mates morphed into gigantic toddlers .
I had no idea, thanks! I'll definitely give that a go, weedkiller + cats makes me anxious anyway.I wouldn't give weedkiller because it really is toxic if they use it carelessly....white vinegar works just as well on weeds dear put it in a spray bottle and they will never know! Salt also works if the weeds are on paving but don't use on soil...kills everything.
She lives in Thorpe Bay, he lives in Basildon by all accounts amd also attends school there. She’s not stable enough to be resident parent. I would put money on there having been some social services intervention at some point….enough that her ability to keep him safe was questioned seriously . If she was drinking like she says she was then clearly she was not a fit parent at that stage.Oh god, the poor lad.
The more I read about this 'chore list' baws, the more I'm convinced she isn't the resident parent. Hope SB has a nice life with his Dad, far away from this lunatic.
Imagine performatively feeding your child bollock sausages and rinsed hoops, whilst you were stocking up on Abel and Cole deliveries, Cotswold Co sideboards and j1g.
Well you may not want to take my advice judging by other Fraus responses . It really does depend on the child and (possibly) their motivation for doing the chore!Okay that's reassuring, it was a spray bottle and a quick safety talk. I don't even trust myself with the other kind
We generally feed the kids and pack them off to bed before we have dinner ourselves, mainly because it's so much easier, and we always have something different, anyway. I think there may be a subconscious reaction against both of us have endured "we all eat together/the same thing" meals as kids, with various traumatic memories as a result. I daresay when they're actually eating the same stuff as us, we'll adjust accordingly, but we're nowhere near that stage yet.I bet they just ate once the kids were in bed. My brother and SiL like to eat really late, so never eat with my niece. And I've known a few people who eat different meals to the kids, so eat later on too.
We'd mostly eat as a family as children, but on days we did activities, we'd be fed first, and then my parents would have something later - I can smell pesto pasta every time I hear the MASH theme tune, because that's what they'd have whilst watching reruns when we'd been put to bed.