TBF, if one of these Jacks moved in
Rose West Jack
Myra Hindley Jack
Gypsy Rose Blanchard Jack
Myra Hindley Jack
Gypsy Rose Blanchard Jack
TBF, if one of these Jacks moved inI got images of having a vent in your flat linked to next door and the fragrant aroma of eggs, fish being softly gently cooked to mush wafting through it into your flat. You would forever have the drain man out thinking they had gone bad!
LJC, this is like a serialisation of Fatal Attraction. No wonder OH ran as far and as fast as he could, as soon as he could. And Jack was left behind stomping her Thumbelina pixie foot and shouting "You SHAN'T be in my book acknowledgements". I'm sure OH was crushed, just crushed, by thatHe also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made
(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)
My theory on Dordrecht is Jack and Harold 'discussed' the book acknowledgement while they were there, Jack pushed it in her weird way and he ran for the hills. Because that is bunny boiler type stuff unless you've discussed it beforehand.
I can confirm as a flat dweller who has had stalker issues, that cooking smells are the least of any of Jack's neighbours concernsTBF, if one of these Jacks moved in
It might be more than eggs and fish you’d need to worry about in the vent and drains.Rose West Jack
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Myra Hindley Jack
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Nothing freaky to see here. It's a perfectly normal photo
I'd rather spoon my own eyes out, dear heartIs anyone planning to pre-order/buy Grifty Kitchen? There's a few things in it I want to see now that probably makes it worth a punt at half price, we could have a communal canal copy.
Despite that being 20p in Jack's pocket I've got a way to make up for it via the slopathon, so no worries there.
@MrsFawlty I don't even know what a tortoise is
Save your cashos there will be plenty to laugh at in the free ebook.Is anyone planning to pre-order/buy Grifty Kitchen? There's a few things in it I want to see now that probably makes it worth a punt at half price, we could have a communal canal copy.
Despite that being 20p in Jack's pocket I've got a way to make up for it via the slopathon, so no worries there.
@MrsFawlty I don't even know what a tortoise is
Why, that's Eighties Mum In TV Ad For Frozen Chips Jack, of course ! I'd recognise that blow-dry anywhere.Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?
Next will be the Shake n Vac (put the freshness back) Jack. That was a helmet hairstyle!Why, that's Eighties Mum In TV Ad For Frozen Chips Jack, of course ! I'd recognise that blow-dry anywhere.
It's always so sudden and unexpected isn't it? Just there one day, enjoying their slop and the romantic honking, and *poof* gone the next day. Shocking really.Jack being dumped, never gets old.
Alan Partridge 'Vibes'Perhaps they are in one of those sideboard drawers that she leaves slightly ajar. So that any prospective OHs might catch a glimps and get horny. (I feel even worse now)
I'm sure I'm not the only one who would volunteer to do a Slopalong if there are "new" recipes in the ebook. As a public service.Save your cashos there will be plenty to laugh at in the free ebook.
There was a section on how to beat the bookies on Money Saving Expert? That seems just a little bit dodgy? Not that I'm against beating the bookies, but, like .... people looking for money saving tips being directed down to betting shops????No doubt there are some shady characters trying to monetise “training courses” etc. in matched betting, which should be avoided like the plague, but the concept is sound and above board. There used to be a section on it on MoneySavngExpert, which if still there will explain it far better than I can.
I’ve done it a long time ago and made a decent profit out of it (around £1500). Its quite hard to make that much these days IMO as bookies are much more switched onto betting patterns associated to it and quickly throttle down your maximum bet to make it impossible to continue.
The simplest way I can describe it is that it is essentially a method for extracting money from the bookies who offer “free bets”. So for example if there’s a £50 free bet on the winner of the Grand National, you bet on horse X with that bookie, and lay horse X elsewhere (I.e. also bet against it winning). In that way you’ve covered all outcomes so will be able to get ~90% of the “free bet” back in your winnings (the other 10% being the spread/bookie’s margin) and cash out.
Not something to do IMO unless you are good at quickly doing Big Maths as one slip could mean that you’ve lost a lot.
Edited to add: Also stay away if you enjoy the gambling/excitement side of betting. If you move away from the absolutely clinical mathematical method that is required then you will be guaranteed to lose, as normal gambling is a total mug’s game.
As usual I suspect this is Jack's version of reality. Authors don't spend that much time with the art directors of their books, at least not enough time to become best buddies with them like Jack seems to think she was.Further to “who did she throw a book at” … well, this is one version she tells at a sad time. I believe the other was in an example of how her publishers put up with her
She hasn't, because she doesn't know what the effects would be. She's never drank that amount. The only thing she has said about her claimed drinking days was that her liver was 'failing'. Which is just utter bullshit as people with failing livers are very unwell and in hospital, and many don't recover. She lies about some horrific things, absolutely sick in the head.Has she ever talked about long term effects of drinking 200 units a week? Other than looking like a cross between Rose West and Benny from Crossroads?
She did.Didn't she say something about not being very 'maternal' and one child is enough in her interview where there was a DO NOT ENTER line on the floor?
No way Brian. For one, it made me laugh.Pretty sure that was Jack trolling her.
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