It's utter bollocks and makes me very angry.And yet not a single soul at the Guardian went 'hang on a minute, this is clearly bollocks'. Gullible twats.
https://giphy.com/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqXSorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?
It is now,Is "£29 from Prowler" on the inventory...?
He also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting themHello! Been lurking for a while but first time poster. Can someone explain to me who Harold is? It’s been really bugging me!
Well she has a drawer full of them, so multiply by the number you'd get in a bedside drawer... could be as many as 10, so £290. Though she wasn't specific about it being a bedside drawer, it could be anywhere in the shitty bungalow.Is "£29 from Prowler" on the inventory...?
And room for 16 bookcases joined together as one...Don't forget, dearheart, that although Jack doesn't know where she's going/doesn't know if she's got the property/will know 'soon'/in a few weeks. She does know that it has a bigger kitchen than the current hovel and has a door onto a courtyard/garden.
Pretty sure that was Jack trolling her.I totally get you. 100%.
i *despise* crowdfunders.
I laughed aloud; multiple times, at a comment on the sad lady’s page which said along the lines of ‘there’s something that’s a bit off about all of this and I don’t just mean the husbands legs’
Jack’s poor agentWell she has a drawer full of them, so multiply by the number you'd get in a bedside drawer... could be as many as 10, so £290. Though she wasn't specific about it being a bedside drawer, it could be anywhere in the shitty bungalow. Perhaps they are in one of those sideboard drawers that she leaves slightly ajar. So that any prospective OHs might catch a glimps and get horny. (I feel even worse now)
It was ONE stripe of aubergine, ONE!!Nice white walled kitchen there.
Oooo, why did Fagin and Pick a pocket or two come to mind? Perfect for our Jacksie!I can just see her as the Artful Dodger, accent and all
So Harold's parents either came out of her fanny or have been in it. Those are the only people she makes cakes forOh PS he also has parents that she made
What are the chances that whatever crockery he bought she'd have matchingHe also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made
(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)
And the bank of yellow American High School style lockers. Every smol one bed flat needs those.And room for 16 bookcases joined together as one...
I cannotanything. Tbh, I struggle to find my own house on Google maps, and I'm definitely not someone you ever want to ask for directions though!
Kitchen IMPoster
Jack being dumped, never gets old.He also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made
(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)
My theory on Dordrecht is Jack and Harold 'discussed' the book acknowledgement while they were there, Jack pushed it in her weird way and he ran for the hills. Because that is bunny boiler type stuff unless you've discussed it beforehand.He also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made
(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)
I swear to any deity you choose that I read that as “£29 from Growler”.Is "£29 from Prowler" on the inventory...?
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