Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

[House of Carbonara]

Direct report Jack would be utterly unsufferable, other than the fact that she would be absent a lot and you wouldn't have to hear her whiny horrible voice too often.

Would have lasted (maybe) a day with me... Then again, she wouldn't have passed the interview stage.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Not in this day and age. I'm a senior exec level of career development in FE/HE and unlike cuntybaws™ I am actually properly heavily inked. Full sleeves, back piece, shoulders, chest and job stopper hand tattoos. Never held me back at all.

Only thing she would need to cover up is her shitty attitude.

I meant back in 2011 ish when she couldn’t get any work then.
I recruit for schools and it’s still a no no for a lot of them, especially certain trusts.

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

I so want to join in this thread but in case you haven’t noticed, I’m busy in a meeting with Ed FFS.

 

[TragicSweetPotatoes]

Certain she created a profile to sanctimoniously argue with all the negative comments.

I definitely remember her arguing with her detractors BTL!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I think I'm going to enquire with justgiving/MIND to see if they received that money in 2017.

They would have done. Justgiving sends the money directly to the charity and always has done.

 

[zetta buttons]

I only saw "did you know that you were picking a fight with academia" and went Lol no.

It’s making me realise why squigs exist.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

She bottled it/they canned her. CHC posted an updated schedule this morning.

https://sites.google.com/chcymru.org.uk/annualconference2022

Well damnit, there go my plans for the day.

 

[zetta buttons]

Is that someone else's body or photoshop?? If its photoshop I need to learn these skills so I can stop going to the gym.

She was really ill then.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Well that confirms I did in fact triangulate the shitty bungalow-not-bungalow yesterday, because those plans match exactly. That's what you get for posting every detail of your life online, including photos of the skip in your driveway that you've hired because you're a thieving hoarder - people with plenty of time on their hands will painstakingly and forensically pick apart your lies just for the satisfaction of confirming you're a lying CUNT!!

Btw, if anyone has seen the floorplans and is confused, the big room UPSTAIRS in the BUNGALOW is marked as bathroom, but is in fact the master bedroom.

I was totally confused by those floor plans, not only the massive bathroom/bedroom, but some rooms don't have doors to them

 

[Everytown]

Ah no. She got her arse handed to her on SM after a train chaos. Boot a door off indeed. She couldn't blow her own ears off .

Jack Monroe got a public telling off for swearing at a train company

Blogger left fuming when the official account for c2c trains told her to mind her language - twice.

www.google.com

<trainspotter>Yeah, that all sounds like bollocks.</trainspotter>

 

[OkTinkerbell]

She was still down at 8am

She’s still on there now.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Twitter gif (g i m p not gif, tattle!)

Haha I tried to post that word, tried editing twice then just gave up and deleted

 

[zetta buttons]

nooo, not Andi Oliver

I think we knew this (not that it makes it any easier to see). There were mutual likes on Instagram.

As long as Ina/Stanley don’t like things we’re fine.

 

[noweverythingsucks]

Surprise surprise she only went and lost it, along with 20,000 songs

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Not sure going off the colour is the best idea if you have trouble discerning them, Jack


£29 Prowler 'old harold'
£290 10x drawer full of 'old harolds' (estimate)

Did she post that on her own page instead of a Southend group?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh fuck off jack. There's nothing wrong with her self confidence. She genuinely thinks she is as brilliant at singing...again...as she is at everything else.

And billy Bragg?! He was a hypocritical has been two decades ago. I'm 48 and he was a good few years before my time.

I will never forget an anecdote told by nicky wire from the manics about the first time they did Reading Festival and Billy Bragg had his own luxury portaloos that nobody else was allowed to use. So from the stage, NW called him a 'big nosed cunt'

That’s weird as I had heard the same story about the manics having their own loos at Glastonbury!

 

[Captainmouse]

Another thing on the long list of things Jack has started and not finished. She’s unbelievable.

Off topic I was up most of the night with an extremely painful shoulder (no idea what I’ve done to it) so decided to get stuck in to the Alice Evans threads. What a ride. And wow, the narc similarities to Jack are strong.

Spoiler: OT

I have tried to follow malice thread, but It just doesn’t flow

 

[Hold my beans]

The Micheal Fabricant Jack

Of course! Thank(space)you

 

[ForgettyBetty]

So, what’s everyone asking Father Christmas for this year?

Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout -

Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout - We offer high-quality Celebrity Standees, Miniatures and Masks for any occasion or event.

www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk

Jack was in fact painstakingly consulted by their marketing team...

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Kitchen simp

Twitter gif (g i m p not gif, tattle!)

 

[fondant_fancy]

In fact, given she has pissed off and Instagram is boring AF, I might go back and look at her recipes and the hilarious comments for lols.

This one is particularly good. The commenters have actually worked the volumes she has used are bollocks and that’s on top of the fact that the recipe is disgusting.

Jack Monroe’s black pudding and carrot hash recipe

This is hangover food at its finest, especially when served with soft-boiled eggs and fried bread

www.theguardian.com

Oh that looks awful