Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

[poutfish]

To this day I've not managed to break the 30 second barrier on this video

The mask really slips at around 4:20

 

[NellieBoo]

How will we even know if she showed up? This is bugging me.

Babe, same x

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Argh, this one makes me want to shrink and boil my own head

I can't

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

nooo, not Andi Oliver

I know. I love her. I've seen her comment and like JMs stuff a few times and it made me sad.

 

[houseofhoop]

Your

Holiness, I will, just for you.
However I'm gonna need provisions so will pack my 40l Bergen (military round the edges) rucksack, pop on my cargo slacks, fill the pockets with cheap toffees then yomp to see the boss man at the corner shop for his best 2 for £10 sauvignon blanc.

Bouuuuuulevarrrrrrd x

Proper military
She’s a scab

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Really reminds me of my fave indie film

Awww.... Dawn and the Special People Club!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

This is a pfp if ever I saw one

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The top one is definitely a predatory mustelid that craves flesh money.

 

[bluebottle20]

We've never seen receipts of the brother incident, sadly.

The tower block thing was a very short series of guest posts by someone called Sarah that ran in Jack's blog in 2012. It ran for about a week, and was painfully dull, unless you are very interested in housing in Southend. I don't think it was Jack writing it, because those posts contain possessive apostrophes.

Thanks for the forensic info! So is the brother stuff like hearsay - as in someone saying they saw it on twitter or wherever but it all got deleted? Just trying to work out where it came from/make sure I’ve not made up hearing about it lol

 

[overdueanadventure]

I’ve watched Ancient Apocalypse. I’m living a life beyond my wildest dreams.



(Netflix really are scraping the barrel with this guy)

I only saw "did you know that you were picking a fight with academia" and went Lol no.

 

[Lazarus]

They would have done. Justgiving sends the money directly to the charity and always has done.

I thought if the target wasn’t reached and the person didn’t run, the money would have been refunded to the sponsors, no?

 

[Captainmouse]

Well there is that. But I think I'd die from the heat first . And that's if the flight didn't finish me off .

Poisonous spiders, sea wasps, blue bottles, box jellyfish etc

 

[CarmenGhia]

Direct report Jack would be utterly unsufferable, other than the fact that she would be absent a lot and you wouldn't have to hear her whiny horrible voice too often.

 

[ishant]

How long by train from Southend to Wales, approximately?

it’s about 2h from Paddington to Cardiff, not sure about Southend

 

[Nonah]

It’s the evil spirit that haunts the cock drawer surrendering to the might of Old Harold. Sleep tight, dear heart xxx
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I kind of like him

 

[Jackasnory]

Probably the first he’d heard of the marriage and baby plans.

I suspect the ouchy shoulder train chaos also played a part. I’m imagining him watching a grown woman in thrice worn jeans rolling on the train carriage floor moaning loudly, occasionally picking up her phone to tweet. I mean, anyone would get the ick immediately.

Oooh… I missed this tale of woe. What’s that all about?

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

@Nonah thanks, apols I just realised you beat me to it, great mindsIt was too hideous to ignore!

 

[Emmapism]

Could you direct me to @auntylil's post please? I fancy a bit of a flutter.

Also, talking of betting, is it too early to put odds on the Guardian Live thing not happening?

Just had a scroll back on my phone and can't find it but a general Google will lead to a couple of blog posts laying it all out. If anyone else could find it I'd appreciate it but obvs it's off topic so not wanting to clutter thread

 

[House of Carbonara]

I think we knew this (not that it makes it any easier to see). There were mutual likes on Instagram.

As long as Ina/Stanley don’t like things we’re fine.

They would never. I hope! Stanley def wouldn't.

 

[WhyYouCry?]

Spoiler: OT

I have tried to follow malice thread, but It just doesn’t flow

Spoiler: OT MAlice

There was too much Twitter crossover for my liking… made me twitchy

 

[BenignNarcissist]

Did anyone capture Molly's article before the site went down?

I'm dying to read it