Hmm, what other recently very high-profile public figure used to claim that important people would stop him on the street and tell him how much they supported [name of recent controversial decision goes here]......Don’t get me wrong. I love a train chaos. But I feel like imaginary conversations is my favourite Jack genre. It has brought us such classics such as SB and the white men conversation, boo I guess, shut your legs (x3), armed policeman calling her a legend, and literally any anecdote that starts with her talking to a ‘friend’.
Current Cardiff resident hereDo we have an “in”? I would volunteer to stand outside the venue but alas I’m SICK.
Don’t forget the time when that couple inexplicably had to go to a train toilet together and leave their new born baby with stranger Jack. Instead of just…taking in turns…and not leaving a 6 day old baby with some sniffing rando on public transportDon’t get me wrong. I love a train chaos. But I feel like imaginary conversations is my favourite Jack genre. It has brought us such classics such as SB and the white men conversation, boo I guess, shut your legs (x3), armed policeman calling her a legend, and literally any anecdote that starts with her talking to a ‘friend’.
You're off the hook, tender one, sadly it's sold out!Current Cardiff resident hereWould go but reeeeeally don’t want to be within 20ft of the unruly labia.
I think she was doing a live version of how she'd have written it when she was so shocked...........................and the majority of you........ said.......I should do this........................................shocking to me.....but oh yeah go on then.I thought that watching it on x2 playback speed would help get through it more quickly, all it did was amplify the cringe a thousand fold. She’s absolutely off her face.
People are expected to pay to listen to Jack talk about herself as and promote her book. ?A different squig from the original food killer squig. The Guardian thing is going to be an absolute shitshow.
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Ah no. She got her arse handed to her on SM after a train chaos. Boot a door off indeed. She couldn't blow her own ears offDon’t get me wrong. I love a train chaos. But I feel like imaginary conversations is my favourite Jack genre. It has brought us such classics such as SB and the white men conversation, boo I guess, shut your legs (x3), armed policeman calling her a legend, and literally any anecdote that starts with her talking to a ‘friend’.
Ah Sidey remember the Metro reporting on Jack sending swearing tweets to the train company? Or the covid distancing seating disaster she live tweeted from Edinburgh Celery, sorry Waverley stationA train chaos is my favourite genre of chaos. You've got Mediterranean arses, you've got being trapped, you've got shin-kicking, you've got Opal Fruits. There's truly something for everyone.
I'm surprised - no, really, I am - that a lefty equality-supporting media outlet like the Guardian doesn't have some kind of "unwaged or underemployed" price option to attend its online events. It's not an in-person event, it's not going to cost them any more to offer some reduced-price places.People are expected to pay to listen to Jack talk about herself as and promote her book. ?
do they do concessions for poor people?
That's Jack chatting shit again. Benefits regulations very clear, as her child was very young she wouldn't be expected to seek employment.Interesting. So Jack’s benefits were delayed because ‘they said I’d made myself unemployed’. Seems that the brat demands & flounce at the fire station actually happened then.
And also, moaning about people not knocking at her door during the poverty. Thought you cowered at the sound of a doorbell Jack? And also, anyone asking ‘how are you’ would soon learn their lesson eg? Uncle Albert ‘during the poverty…’ over and over-imagine how bad she’d have been whilst imagining she was in the middle of it?
If she's not spending this quiet time practicing a new song in a Travelodge bathroom, I, for one, will be sorely disappointed.Perhaps Jack is living a life beyond her wildest dreams at the nearest Travel Tavern, courtesy of her corporate overlords.
I don’t think she’d be able to resist a selfie though. We got a fanny and feet pic last time, so I guess she’s got to get her Mediterranean arse out this time. Going to be difficult to stage an accidental belfie.
Because you are unlucky!I look up her google pics, why is there a pic of her topless in a santa hat. Whyy?????
The name Jay means 'small bird'. So Jay is a tit. Hopefully he's not as much of a tit now as he previously was back then when he wrote that. But if he is, he's definitely still a tit.
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