Dreams really can come true.
Dreams really can come true.She wanted to be paid to stay home
I think it may have been the fact she hasnt changed in like 4 days. I dont believe for a second she had spare undercrackers. And then decided to wear the same ensemble to an awards cermomy and then probably after his protests, ' of wouldnt you rather wear something else pet' she proclaimed like a manic pixie the bedsheet. I think he nopped all the way home.Probably the first he’d heard of the marriage and baby plans.
I suspect the ouchy shoulder train chaos also played a part. I’m imagining him watching a grown woman in thrice worn jeans rolling on the train carriage floor moaning loudly, occasionally picking up her phone to tweet. I mean, anyone would get the ick immediately.
They would never. I hope! Stanley def wouldn't.I think we knew this (not that it makes it any easier to see). There were mutual likes on Instagram.
As long as Ina/Stanley don’t like things we’re fine.
She's really got a thing for implying that she's cute/small/fairylike. Using the word "imp" really makes me cringe. Does she even get that it stands for "I Make-up Pish"?
Who now works with sir Matt of the forearmsnooo, not Andi Oliver
And if it's such terrible pay for basically an 80% chance of death, why be fool enough to do it? Same with the claim that fostering cost him £100,000 out of pocket- why do it? Can you imagine being a foster child seeing all this pony and thinking "poor old Dave has only got a 1 in 5 chance of living long enough to retire, and here am I costing him tens of thousands of pounds and doubling his Council tax when he barely earns enough to survive on and selflessly dedicates his life to me and the other feral children he cares for"?That link to her Guardian profile has led me down the rabbit hole of reading some of her awful columns again. This bit stood out in the Cameron Firefighter one. So when BD retired he was on less than £28K a year but she was on £27K as a call operator in 2011?
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I think she hated those poor kids and the attention they took away from her.She claimed in that AWFUL happy baby podcast where she called her child “it” multiple times- said having a child was just like having a dog that the reason she’s “not very maternal” is because she came from a military family. Stupid dead eyed narc fucker.
Bonus points for “NO! NO! I grew up with a revolving door of troubled children/spent a lot of my childhood parenting difficult children” re: not wanting kids of her own. SHE IS VILE. And her adenoidal whine is just is appalling to listen to.
ETA this is a GREAT resource for anyone tempted to start feeling sorry for her at any point
I know. I love her. I've seen her comment and like JMs stuff a few times and it made me sad.nooo, not Andi Oliver
I couldn’t watch all that. She’s so HORRIBLE.She claimed in that AWFUL happy baby podcast where she called her child “it” multiple times- said having a child was just like having a dog that the reason she’s “not very maternal” is because she came from a military family. Stupid dead eyed narc fucker.
Bonus points for “NO! NO! I grew up with a revolving door of troubled children/spent a lot of my childhood parenting difficult children” re: not wanting kids of her own. SHE IS VILE. And her adenoidal whine is just is appalling to listen to.
ETA this is a GREAT resource for anyone tempted to start feeling sorry for her at any point
My dear Moldy, I read that whilst drinking some fizzy water and I snorted it up my nose, note to ninnies: do not do this. IT HURTS.If Jack reads the FT then I'm Pope Alexander Borgia VI.
No likes in the post, but the comments!I am sitting here open mouthed and want to type summat of worth but all I have is a frig ton of swears and "babe sames" So I'm settling for emojiing the bejesus out of youse.
I really don't understand the whispering right at the end as if she's just sung a lullaby or something rather than that...Why have you done this to me?
The faux quivering voice when she talks about the pov
Quoting self like a dickhead narcissist etc but I truly believe that’s LJC’s bra top she’s wearing. If so, it gives that pic an even darker vibe#thatsnotherbra truther
Bless her, so braveIf we are having Jack Monroe Singing vids, this is my video version of @Marmalade Atkins fave Easter pic of tinyheaded Jack that’s just a gift that keeps on giving.
I’ve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled “Hiya!” followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
If we are having Jack Monroe Singing vids, this is my video version of @Marmalade Atkins fave Easter pic of tinyheaded Jack that’s just a gift that keeps on giving.
I’ve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled “Hiya!” followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
God that's cringe. Isn't that the sort of thing you do when you're 8?My theory on Dordrecht is that old Harold googled & found this.
The stare into the camera and smile is pure vomit. Also she really cannot sing.
Tried it. Failed.I've been wondering what 'my dear heart' was about. I'm contemplating grunking from day one but I think it would take me a year and a half.
As the sister of a total fucking bullshitterI'm an only child so can't really say for sure, but surely it would piss you off to see your sibling talking absolute bollocks about their upbringing?
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