Saw this on Twitter about someone else but it very much applies to Jack.
Ahead of tomorrow, we might be needing this. Particularly the Dearheart Welsh Fraus in the Homeland.I was hoping that someone would take her to task tomorrow when she descends on Cardiff, but luckily for Jack everyone in Wales is currently in a good mood (thank you Gareth Bale). Then again, if she drops any Welshisms that'll be another matter. (Suddenly having a nightmare thought that she'll start belting out Yma o Hyd at the top of her voice while scampering through Cardiff)
I suspect this means that mumsy or Mammy was the one to intervene and say that’s enough twitter for you Jackie Gal this weekend.I've been doing some forensicksand it appears JM's poor mother has set up a new haunted bird account (Nov 2022) to keep an eye on proceedings. No Tweets, just a 'like' of a comment to JM about wallpaper choices which may or may not have been accidental.
I know there's a few who take issue with the family, but I can't help but feel a bit sorry for them. They have to tolerate the lies about JM being working class and starving, but they can't say anything to the contrary because then JM would accuse them of destroying their brand !
I did see in a ranty blog post that JM is estranged from their brother because one Christmas he dared to have an opposing political opinion, but can anyone enlighten me further?
Now who wouldn't prefer to spend hours arguing the toss with strangers on the internet, as opposed to doing anything useful.Here it is! Most of her “food” is back in 2014ish, but she was happy to argue about everything she’d written, so it’s a “painstakingly marauding cacophony” of comments that makes her look a right nob/completely vile actually.
EDIT: some are deeply offensive and potentially triggering including on first page, so just WARNED before clicking
Oooh… I missed this tale of woe. What’s that all about?Probably the first he’d heard of the marriage and baby plans.
I suspect the ouchy shoulder train chaos also played a part. I’m imagining him watching a grown woman in thrice worn jeans rolling on the train carriage floor moaning loudly, occasionally picking up her phone to tweet. I mean, anyone would get the ick immediately.
I know it’s a bit early (and apologies if this has already been suggested, but I’m about 19 pages behind) but possible thread title nomination?"You've got to pick a Patreon or two..."
Someone with no job, parked on their Mediterranean at home 24/7Now who wouldn't prefer to spend hours arguing the toss with strangers on the internet, as opposed to doing anything useful.
Yes, actual peppercorn rent can be absolutely minimal, and even non-monetary. It's just a token exchange to make a contact legal. I've seen old newsreel footage of a US government representative handing over a literal peppercorn to a British official to satisfy the lease of British-controlled land to the US for military purposes.It's just a word she's heard goes with rent.
My new build officepays a few quid a month peppercorn rent to the developer for Reasons. And it's literally a very few quid.
I sincerely doubt there is anything peppercorn about the rent incomes Jack's rellies get (or got).
Writing in the Guardian for free too…”I’m a writer. I write. It’s my job.” But I don’t think I get paid for my job. Twat.Now who wouldn't prefer to spend hours arguing the toss with strangers on the internet, as opposed to doing anything useful.
ETA: she's so bloody mardy in her replies. Such a tedious know it all too.
That led me to this article. Call it HH1.5. 12 paragraphs, 9 of them about her.Here it is! Most of her “food” is back in 2014ish, but she was happy to argue about everything she’d written, so it’s a “painstakingly marauding cacophony” of comments that makes her look a right nob/completely vile actually.
EDIT: some are deeply offensive and potentially triggering including on first page, so just WARNED before clicking
What. In. The. Name. Of. Fuck. Is that black thing with red blobs supposed to be?He also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made
(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)
Actually, cuntybaws, people who sit and speculate on the internet about your day to day life think you are a bit manky around the edges, particularly your nails.
Christ this is hilarious. TIL that people have been seeing through Jack, and Jack’s been getting huffy about it, since the Dawn of Jack Era.
This would be the Christmas where the Sunday People gave her money to have a nice Christmas, right?THIS!!!!Even though we’ve read similar from her, the first couple of lines of her reply are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STAGGERING
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Also quoted from her article “I don’t really talk about the Christmas Day”. Except you do, Jack. Incessantly. Mostly for paid articles monetizing your fake pov.
Never before seen footage of Jack heading down to breakfast in Dordrecht:You just *know* that on that Dordrecht trip she would be all:
"OMG everyone's ~literally~ CONVINCED that we're going to get engaged on this work-trip-cum-mini-break! How mad are they?! I keep saying it's TOO SOON....but then again, if you know, you know. And we know, don't we? I've just seen the most amazing ring- no, no, what am I saying? You'll already have bought one. I'll be quiet now. Just enjoy the moment. And it's really no-one else's business, is it? We've got each other and our copper steins"
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